I'm drinking tasty beer in the nude, ask me anything

Come on guys, ask me questions.

are you female?

is it beer or is it malt liquor

How many times have you touched your balls and then your keyboard? Now your keyboard smells like smegma.

I'm a man.

What? I'm not a her and that's not my name.

I'm drinking some tasty O'Doul's. Pure liquid gold!

What? That's gross.

Duh!

What kind of beer we talking about?

My favorite is Mackesons.

I'm drinking some very delicious O'Doul's. Picked me up an 18 pack. Tonight, I'm getting DERUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Right on brother.

Throw one back for me!

bruh that's not beer. It doesn't even taste like beer. It tastes like someone soaked a sack of oats in seltzer water. Barf. Dafuq outta here.

EXCUSE ME?

Yes, it's beer and it tastes great. Better than 99.9% of other beers out there.

So you're not actually drinking beer. Are you at least actually nude?

I bet I can make your dick hard remotely

nevermind.

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Did you eat at Sonic today?

Oooooo I hope it’s him

Howz it hanging?

Are you drinking all 18 tonight alone?

Are you getting up to pee or just letting nature take its course?

Do you have neighbors that can see you?

Tara, you didn't need to take any clothes off. That outfit you wore while running around the block appeared to be spray painted on.

Um, yes I'm actually drinking beer. I'm drinking O'Doul's. I'm on beer 8 of 18. And no, I'm no longer nude, I'm wearing 6" red high heels.

Yes, I went for lunch and ate 3 SuperSONIC Double Cheeseburgers, 3 large orders of chili cheese tots and washed it down with a RT44 Diet Coke. It was AMAZING. The Chef's did a wonderful job in preparing and cooking my meal to perfection.

Challenge accepted... go, try.