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Microsoft Files Patent To Mine Cryptos Using Human Brain Activity

 
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Today in "we are totally not heading head-first into a completely dystopian future at a billion miles an hour" news...

Microsoft is reportedly proposing a method to generate cryptocurrency by "monitoring people's brain activity and other personal biometric data," according to a new report in The Independent.

The company has reportedly filed for a patent called "Cryptocurrency System Using Body Activity Data" which details how a person could attach sensors to their body to "earn" cryptocurrency through mining. Microsoft is apparently not just satisfied with computers doing the crypto mining, they are pushing for mining via a "human body activity associated with a task".

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the Human species, when properly microchipped and inflitrated with nano (things), can collectively be used to mine crypto or solve extremely intense algorithms created by alien species.

They could use the Human species as a collective to break extremely advanced alien defense system codes


There's no way mining is the final goal

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This will hook you up to the network

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I don't blame microshit. I blame government for being butt buddies with them.
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the Human species, when properly microchipped and inflitrated with nano (things), can collectively be used to mine crypto or solve extremely intense algorithms created by alien species.

They could use the Human species as a collective to break extremely advanced alien defense system codes


There's no way mining is the final goal
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bitcoin is mined doing computations in computer hardware, but this is not about using your brain to compute anything ...

it's more like having a sensor in your wrist, and the porn content producer compensating you for jacking off
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I don't blame microshit. I blame government for being butt buddies with them.
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the dumbest thing in the MAtrix movie was the idea of using the brains to generate electricity ---

the brain has electric activity but not enough to light up even a smallest bulb ... keeping the people alive dreaming in their cocoons would consume several orders of magnitude more energy than could be harvested from the brain electric activity ..

what could be the point of this patent, and btw it was on Gulp already some years ago, hard to say ...


could be like the US Military/the CIA hiring obsessive gamers as drone jockeys ...


the literally retarded autists think they are playing a game while they are bombing "high value targets" and "funny size terrorists" (=children) around the world

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Today in "we are totally not heading head-first into a completely dystopian future at a billion miles an hour" news...

Microsoft is reportedly proposing a method to generate cryptocurrency by "monitoring people's brain activity and other personal biometric data," according to a new report in The Independent.

The company has reportedly filed for a patent called "Cryptocurrency System Using Body Activity Data" which details how a person could attach sensors to their body to "earn" cryptocurrency through mining. Microsoft is apparently not just satisfied with computers doing the crypto mining, they are pushing for mining via a "human body activity associated with a task".

More..
[link to www.zerohedge.com (secure)]
[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)]
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Instead of proof of work it sounds more like proof of sheep.

Still sounds more like a April fools hangover

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Nano technology to do this is already being placed in the body of people getting the jab. Wonder if they'll feel unusually tired all time as their "energy" is being harvested??
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Nano technology to do this is already being placed in the body of people getting the jab. Wonder if they'll feel unusually tired all time as their "energy" is being harvested??
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Let's pray for a solar mass ejection. That'll fix this crazy world real quick. It'd disable our enemies in no time flat. ALL OF THEM.
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Nano technology to do this is already being placed in the body of people getting the jab. Wonder if they'll feel unusually tired all time as their "energy" is being harvested??
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That's only half the story , if they can output, they can input.
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Nano technology to do this is already being placed in the body of people getting the jab. Wonder if they'll feel unusually tired all time as their "energy" is being harvested??
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lol
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Today in "we are totally not heading head-first into a completely dystopian future at a billion miles an hour" news...

Microsoft is reportedly proposing a method to generate cryptocurrency by "monitoring people's brain activity and other personal biometric data," according to a new report in The Independent.

The company has reportedly filed for a patent called "Cryptocurrency System Using Body Activity Data" which details how a person could attach sensors to their body to "earn" cryptocurrency through mining. Microsoft is apparently not just satisfied with computers doing the crypto mining, they are pushing for mining via a "human body activity associated with a task".

More..
[link to www.zerohedge.com (secure)]
[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)]
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sorry ZEROHEDGE. WE GLPers know that from GLP from a long time ago!!!! scream
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lol

they cant even get a vaccine right....anyone can shove a bunch of toxic shit from a puddle and call it medicine...its not rocket science...

pull up a syringe from a dirty toilet and call it medicine
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the Human species, when properly microchipped and inflitrated with nano (things), can collectively be used to mine crypto or solve extremely intense algorithms created by alien species.

They could use the Human species as a collective to break extremely advanced alien defense system codes


There's no way mining is the final goal
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https://imgur.com/hLRa5Ji


https://imgur.com/ZuVmjiY



metatron tesseract
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build the body (golem - cloned new human)

build the connection (bladerunner - Merging of Mind and Machine)

break through the matrix ( quantumcomputing - pierce the vial)


Thread: CRISPR used to build dual-core computers inside human cells
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IBM’s Quantum Race to One Million Qubits

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we are building our own prison

tesseract - limitless energy - powered by tormented slaves
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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
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the Human species, when properly microchipped and inflitrated with nano (things), can collectively be used to mine crypto or solve extremely intense algorithms created by alien species.

They could use the Human species as a collective to break extremely advanced alien defense system codes


There's no way mining is the final goal
 Quoting: Yew


https://imgur.com/hLRa5Ji


https://imgur.com/ZuVmjiY



metatron tesseract
https://imgur.com/bmbbULg


https://imgur.com/1toXCXJ


https://imgur.com/qZi1hlm


https://imgur.com/oGGWHD5

soma
https://imgur.com/dvr3TLb


build the body (golem - cloned new human)

build the connection (bladerunner - Merging of Mind and Machine)

break through the matrix ( quantumcomputing - pierce the vial)


Thread: CRISPR used to build dual-core computers inside human cells
[link to www.hpcwire.com (secure)]
IBM’s Quantum Race to One Million Qubits

https://imgur.com/Tkv4SkT




we are building our own prison

tesseract - limitless energy - powered by tormented slaves
 Quoting: leone41

 Quoting: leone41


Nailed it!
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That's exactly like The Matrix. Also, where did I hear that the next OS was going to be the human body filled with nano bots and controlled by 5g?
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Bill Gates just came out against Bitcoin for not being environmentally friendly but he is ok with sourcing humans as his crypto slaves.

This guy...
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Just like your pc

If you accept the user agreement you are giving them complete control of your meat suit.

“My computer” becomes “this pc” and you no longer have control.

Microsoft will lock you out of your own system just like they do with PCs

“A microcomputer on every desk and in every home running Microsoft software.”

Add every human cell to that goal.
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This is how Bill can make more money off the people in internment camps. Uighers. And soon patriots they think.
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Patents are not cheap.


You don’t buy one unless you plan on bringing it into production
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They'll mine fuck all out of the average Twatter user.
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the patent was made 1 year ago.

and it s number is

1. WO2020060606 - CRYPTOCURRENCY SYSTEM USING BODY ACTIVITY DATA


060606 you can t make this up more clear than that :)
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Today in "we are totally not heading head-first into a completely dystopian future at a billion miles an hour" news...

Microsoft is reportedly proposing a method to generate cryptocurrency by "monitoring people's brain activity and other personal biometric data," according to a new report in The Independent.

The company has reportedly filed for a patent called "Cryptocurrency System Using Body Activity Data" which details how a person could attach sensors to their body to "earn" cryptocurrency through mining. Microsoft is apparently not just satisfied with computers doing the crypto mining, they are pushing for mining via a "human body activity associated with a task".

More..
[link to www.zerohedge.com (secure)]
[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)]
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