My Husband grunts a lot when he's in the bathroom on the toilet. Should I be concerned? Sometimes he's in there for a half hour.

Us men need this time to relax lol all normal

Well Karen, it may be your crappy cooking.

Grunting is not good. It will lead to medical problems. He needs much more roughage.

Feed him some better food that doesn't lock him up

check his butt hole for worms when hes asleep he will thank you when he wakes up!

He's whackin off in there.

He’s fine. He’s hiding from you. Stand at the other side of the door and nag at him continuously until it clears up. Call me in two weeks for a follow-up. Next.

Excuse me? I'm an excellent cook and I make sure he is getting fiber in his lunches I pack for him.

Ok....you win...funniest thread today.

It takes about 3 minutes to poo if you’re healthy..

He’s eating like shit along with trying to get some alone time for bit..I bet he’s just trying to get away for little bit

Talk to his manager. If you don’t complain loudly enough nothing will change.

Are you married to Cannabis Kills People?

He's really constipated from his opiate abuse. You should help him with that

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Ghey porn, he's fine.

Not sure then.

Maybe become a crappier cook so that he stops slamming so many bran muffins in his cake hole?

Last Edited by BA_Moran on 10/10/2021 12:22 PM

Eat less processed food
Eat more fibre
Eat prunes or anything with sorbitol in it, it helps the gut/colon retain water which will soften the stools
Get on probiotics, take them EVERYDAY (I was trying to find you a supplier that I used in the USA years ago (they were the best I could find at the time) but I cannot find them ATM.
When sitting on the toilet, gently rock forward and backward on the seat, you'd be amazed how much this can help

More extreme: Get a colonic, then go on a heavy course of probiotics. and do the suggestions above

Happy crapping!!

Not enough fiber in diet .. too much meat.

2 table spoons of NOW brand, whole psyllium husks per day.

Mix it with 8 ounces of water. Mix it with some tart cherry juice concentrate for flavor. (ESPECIALLY, if he experiences gout attacks)

Drink it quickly after mixing.

No more half hour bathroom trips.

No more crap stained underwear.

He is masturbating. Probably sexual addiction. Try talking to him about it, he will probably get angry at first, it's a deep wound. Be calm and patient and don't judge. If you can break through this layer you can take the relationship to a deeper level. Good luck.

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Pakistan has a goood point.

However, yes, judge.

Otherwise, whats the point of having the conversation?

<---- perfectly normal , i use my toilet as a desk, when i eat my grape nuts and bowls of dog shit..

it's called multitasking..

take a dump while eating dogshit dumps.

garbage in, garbage out..

i sit backwards they say but it was meant to be a desk

Jerking off ***or*** he might need you to help him out by sticking your fingers up into his asshole to disimpact those horrible briquettes he’s trying to pass (wtf does he eat?)

Toilet is great place to relax in privacy. Does he take a smart device or reading material with him?

Yup, ACs are back.

he's prolly in a beef week chat room.