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Tesla drivers left unable to start their cars after outage

 
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pffft-spitsmoke

You couldn't pay me to drive one of those. Ever watch videos of people who own one? Super high maintenance, constant troubleshooting.
What if there's a power outage in your area? Your walking...

"I'm stuck an hour away from home because I normally use my phone to start [my] car," one owner tweeted.

About 500 users reported an error on the app at around 16:40 ET (21:40 GMT) on Friday, according to the outage tracking site DownDetector. Five hours later, there were just over 60 reports of an error."

I gotta get to work, I don't have the time troubleshooting it just to get it to start up, or get it to move.

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11/21/2021 02:14 AM
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THATS WHY I WORK AT HOME


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11/21/2021 02:16 AM
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THATS WHY I WORK AT HOME


GET VACCINATION
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Does this mean those dumb arses left their car keys at home, choosing to use a phone app instead?
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11/21/2021 03:24 AM
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F'ing morans.

I have an S and I will NEVER have to worry about it starting, or anything...the warranty is sick, and if something were to happen to a battery, I'd have roadside on my d**k in 30 seconds.

It's ok...jelly will be jelly...

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I'm not gonna bash Musk. I like entrepreneurs.
Maybe in 20 years when he gets all the kinks worked out...maybe. MAYBE.
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pffft-spitsmoke

You couldn't pay me to drive one of those. Ever watch videos of people who own one? Super high maintenance, constant troubleshooting.
What if there's a power outage in your area? Your walking...

"I'm stuck an hour away from home because I normally use my phone to start [my] car," one owner tweeted.

About 500 users reported an error on the app at around 16:40 ET (21:40 GMT) on Friday, according to the outage tracking site DownDetector. Five hours later, there were just over 60 reports of an error."

I gotta get to work, I don't have the time troubleshooting it just to get it to start up, or get it to move.

[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]
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Give me analog keys and a 12 volt battery. Bullshit on that.
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11/21/2021 04:59 AM
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next time get a jeep
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11/21/2021 05:02 AM
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next time get a jeep
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I'd like to see someone rebuild a tesla but with a V8 in it. hf
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11/21/2021 09:08 AM

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F'ing morans.

I have an S and I will NEVER have to worry about it starting, or anything...the warranty is sick, and if something were to happen to a battery, I'd have roadside on my d**k in 30 seconds.

It's ok...jelly will be jelly...

jelly
 Quoting: pud2.0


I'm not gonna bash Musk. I like entrepreneurs.
Maybe in 20 years when he gets all the kinks worked out...maybe. MAYBE.
 Quoting: Garufal


Right, especially the "bug" where the battery explodes and fries the occupant to a crisp.
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THATS WHY I WORK AT HOME


GET VACCINATION
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11/21/2021 09:22 AM
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I'd like to see someone rebuild a tesla but with a V8 in it. hf
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Here ya go! V8 Powered Tesla!
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11/21/2021 09:27 AM
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Re: Tesla drivers left unable to start their cars after outage
pffft-spitsmoke

You couldn't pay me to drive one of those. Ever watch videos of people who own one? Super high maintenance, constant troubleshooting.
What if there's a power outage in your area? Your walking...

"I'm stuck an hour away from home because I normally use my phone to start [my] car," one owner tweeted.

About 500 users reported an error on the app at around 16:40 ET (21:40 GMT) on Friday, according to the outage tracking site DownDetector. Five hours later, there were just over 60 reports of an error."

I gotta get to work, I don't have the time troubleshooting it just to get it to start up, or get it to move.

[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Garufal


:pootinnn:
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11/21/2021 09:31 AM
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As comical as this is to believe it's a mere app issue, the conspiratard in me instantly ponders the fact that the ruling elite would love the ability to turn cars off and on, remotely, as they please. This widespread "app issue" could be a test of that function.
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11/21/2021 10:11 AM
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There's simply no getting over how damn ugly they are. WHY can't they make them NOT look like jellybeans? Take for example this "Plaid" model...supposedly the fastest car on the planet. Who the F would drive this thing as butt-ugly as it looks?! They should hire car designers to make them look like the latest C8 Corvette, or Ferrari, Porsche, McLaren...on and on....
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11/21/2021 10:20 AM

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Why would you get a car that depends on a third party app ffs?

Imagine being 500 miles from home, pull up at the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere for a rest, and their app won't let you start again.

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11/21/2021 10:47 AM
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Because combustion engines never fail to start an I right?
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Beat this!
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