Joe Biden Is So Dumb...

Joe Biden is so dumb he failed a survey.

How dumb is he?

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He's so dumb, his handlers caught him using white-out on his computer screen

Joe Biden is so dumb he was asked what he does for a living and he said breathe.

Oh man, I'm pinning this....tis going to be hilarious!

Joe Biden is so dumb he called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

He Thinks Manual Labor Is The President Of Mexico

Joe Biden is so dumb he thanked CosmicGypsy for pinning this thread!

Biden so dumb he falls up the stairs

Joe Biden is so dumb he makes more money than anyone on this forum and was elected President of the United States

Joe Biden is so dumb he was asked how old he is, but I know he can't count that high.

Allegedly...

He's so dumb Jill caught him throwing bread to the helicopters on an oil rig visit.

He thinks a Hoe Down is a shooting in the hood

Joe biden is so dumb after getting a speeding ticket says thank you.

Joe Biden is so dumb...

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Joe Biden is so dumb when he was asked if he wanted to go to Wendys for a bite he said "How old is she?"

He thinks Geriatric is the lead singer of the Grateful Dead

Three Doctors get together at a bar and have a order of Whiskey.


One Dr asked what is your biggest achievement that you have came across in your profession?


Well... One Dr takes a sip of his whiskey. He said one guy was in a chainsaw accident and lost his arm. Well I put it back together and he became a star in the Major Baseball league and won the world series.


Oh yeah, that's pretty cool the other Dr said. He takes a sip of his whiskey. Well I have you beat. I had a man that was in a shark attack incident. He lost both his legs. They found the shark and had to gut the damn thing and luckily they found his legs. Well I reattached his legs and later became a gold medalist in the Olympics as one of the fastest runners. Crazy huh.


The last Dr said that is pretty good gentlemen, that is pretty good. Well, I'm a brain surgeon. One day I noticed this idiot on the road swerving around speeding. This damn jerk went off the road. Hit a ditch and was launched like the Dukes of Hazzard into a cow pasture. His vehicles front end hit the dirt and he was ejected out of the front windshield and his head went into a big rock and his head exploded... I was like damn son...

So I rushed over and scooped up his brains and I couldn't help it but cowshit as well. It was unavoidable. I put him all back together and then I noticed, well damn I done brain surgery on this guy three times before for the same damn thing. I couldn't believe it. But the most amazing part...

This jackass became the President of the United States! Slams his whiskey.

Joe Biden is so dumb he told me to meet him at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"

He called Delta Airlines to find out how long it takes to fly from Washington To Paris when the agent replied "Just one moment" He said thank you and hung up

Joe Biden is so dumb, he thinks Obama likes him and Hunter is the best person he knows.

But that's not funny. It's just true.


Let me have a redo, please?


Joe Biden is so dumb, when he trims his toenails, he loses 80% of his IQ score.

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Joe Biden is so dumb he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Joe Biden is so dumb he thinks socialism means partying.

Joe Biden is so dumb he thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.