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To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers

 
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To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
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Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
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Mass psychosis and schitzos.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
You are having a mental breakdown and are dreaming nonsense.

I dont know why you people are so attached to some immigrant peasant religion from the other side of the planet, whiles ignoring your ancestral spirituality.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
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Just read back what you wrote. Bibletard. Then go take your meds.

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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86870593


Well golly that should work with a home invasion too then, who needs guns when you got faith eh.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
I thought y'all didn't believe in aliens.

Anyhow your god and jesus could blow me

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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86870593


It's not.

That's the answer.

Whatever is going on with those people in that situation isn't what they think it is. And or they're just lying.

I'm not even saying there's not some extremely weird shit out there because there is.

I'm just outright saying that for the most part I don't believe those stories for ALL THE REASONS
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Everything is created by God and co-cteated by souled beings. There are being of light Jesus and dark lucifer etc
Bible does not explain everything and often contradict itself.
That's why many don't believe it being the ultimate word of God
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Thats me. This is lame, and far from Christ.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Everything is created by God and co-cteated by souled beings. There are being of light Jesus and dark lucifer etc
Bible does not explain everything and often contradict itself.
That's why many don't believe it being the ultimate word of God
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But if your god wrote the bible then how can you ignore it?

It's the biggest fantasy you could possibly imagine

and you people fell for it hook line and sinker.

You can quit cold turkey I did 35 years ago and feel gr8.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ?
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When the hell did that happen?

Your a nutjob.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Faith.

It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Everything is created by God and co-cteated by souled beings. There are being of light Jesus and dark lucifer etc
Bible does not explain everything and often contradict itself.
That's why many don't believe it being the ultimate word of God
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83044858


But if your god wrote the bible then how can you ignore it?

It's the biggest fantasy you could possibly imagine

and you people fell for it hook line and sinker.

You can quit cold turkey I did 35 years ago and feel gr8.
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God didn't write bible it was a combined effect of the good&bad beings which means there is truths and there are lies for you to discern
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
the bible tards have won. hands down. they won.

look what has happened since we took the bible out of the classroom and has allowed gay marriages. look around! that slippery slope they talked about turned out to be a straight shot to hell !!!

the only thing that can save you and this country is the bible. nothing else can save us. not the gov. not the leadership class. not the laptop class.

the BIBLE.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
the bible tards have won. hands down. they won.

look what has happened since we took the bible out of the classroom and has allowed gay marriages. look around! that slippery slope they talked about turned out to be a straight shot to hell !!!

the only thing that can save you and this country is the bible. nothing else can save us. not the gov. not the leadership class. not the laptop class.

the BIBLE.
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Ignorance the failure of man
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
the bible tards have won. hands down. they won.

look what has happened since we took the bible out of the classroom and has allowed gay marriages. look around! that slippery slope they talked about turned out to be a straight shot to hell !!!

the only thing that can save you and this country is the bible. nothing else can save us. not the gov. not the leadership class. not the laptop class.

the BIBLE.
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tard
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
the bible tards have won. hands down. they won.

look what has happened since we took the bible out of the classroom and has allowed gay marriages. look around! that slippery slope they talked about turned out to be a straight shot to hell !!!

the only thing that can save you and this country is the bible. nothing else can save us. not the gov. not the leadership class. not the laptop class.

the BIBLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86985826


No it can't.

The Bible is what fucked it up in the first place
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
ET's which infact they exist according to our governments( they just don't know what they are, lol) ET's don't have a bible they have an expanded knowlege that is not limited to 3d Earth's matrix and they thrive in their societies.I will not call you bibletards and I don't give shit if you see everything a newagetrads( which infact is real/false religion as well)
Yet you are still using a fucking smart phone to type this which is not in the Bible
Wake the fuck up!
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
ET's which infact they exist according to our governments( they just don't know what they are, lol) ET's don't have a bible they have an expanded knowlege that is not limited to 3d Earth's matrix and they thrive in their societies.I will not call you bibletards and I don't give shit if you see everything a newagetrads( which infact is real/false religion as well)
Yet you are still using a fucking smart phone to type this which is not in the Bible
Wake the fuck up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83044858


They also say there are no nukes in the bible therefore they dont exist. No angels in national geographic therefore those dont exist.
Theres truth in the bible but then theres stories like this also.



I see it as a bi-blend or bi-able, capable of truth and delusions.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86870593


bert-facepalm

I'm a believer but the one is off the rails.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86870593


bert-facepalm

I'm a believer but the one is off the rails.
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Those are your brethren. Stand by em. lol
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
the bible tards have won. hands down. they won.

look what has happened since we took the bible out of the classroom and has allowed gay marriages. look around! that slippery slope they talked about turned out to be a straight shot to hell !!!

the only thing that can save you and this country is the bible. nothing else can save us. not the gov. not the leadership class. not the laptop class.

the BIBLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86985826


Ignorance the failure of man
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I think you mean "liberals"..."liberals are responsible for mans failure...Hands down!
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
the bible tards have won. hands down. they won.

look what has happened since we took the bible out of the classroom and has allowed gay marriages. look around! that slippery slope they talked about turned out to be a straight shot to hell !!!

the only thing that can save you and this country is the bible. nothing else can save us. not the gov. not the leadership class. not the laptop class.

the BIBLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86985826


Ignorance the failure of man
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I think you mean "liberals"..."liberals are responsible for mans failure...Hands down!
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"People parish due to lack of knowledge" from the bible
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
It's certainly a powerful name at that, if not subliminally..

I mean who else can boast such a role ? Could you be some dude that just sat down his privatized laboratory and wattage'd a buncha glass bulbs and conerods together to make current to spark up a windmill or Generator ??

Or mayhaps a dude that every centralized euro-asian secular historian ended up writing about in 2nd or 3rd-person sense ? If they're writing about other figures anywhere within a, ohhh i dunno, 5000 km/mi. radius of mesopotamia- - At that time the scriveners and manuscripts date back to ~ ~ 0 CE.

It's either that or a buncha somehow succeeding and powerful roman Adjudicators and Clergymen spontaneously idolized this 'prophet' whilst they were laying waste to huge swaths of eurAsia..

Say nothing of the DOCUMENTED mass confiscating and destruction of scriptures from CONSCRIPTED armies from multiple dates across CENTURIES ... derrrr.. y?

Something profound indeed happened, and whether or not the mass incarnations here realize it or not, it's going to culminate.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Well riddle me this, cupcakes! I have only one argument. If God is not real, if He is 'some sky fairy created by blah to fool blah, then my question is this.

How in the world is it possible to stop an 'alien abduction' MID ABDUCTION, just by saying the name of Jesus Christ? And how is it that a fake name of a fake guy can expel demons out of people? How is it that this name is the only name that can accomplish these two feats, that literally nothing else can accomplish?

I'll wait. This will be good. Surely, you'll put me in my stupid Christian tard place. Right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86870593


Catching on to the fact that the bible is not the word of God doesn't mean that the person does not think their is a God.
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Re: To all the people who say Bible-tard, or make fun of believers
Only children use those type of attacks. Make your point, like a grown up, then move on. No emotion should be in play at all.
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