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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1341104 United States 04/13/2011 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada? Quoting: McPlus 661287They hate us because we are smart, beautiful and not inbred. No, you're self-centered, self-worshiping, self-important, ass-bred street trash. Jealous of your proximity to Canada? Is that some feeble attempt at humor? Canadians have the good taste to "question your integrity as humans" as well. Your cities, industries, quality of life, people (my apologies to real people out there for referring to these rust belt rats as "people") are in total decay. Your rivers are so polluted with your filth you can walk across them. You can't even see a crystal clear sunrise or sunset. Greedy unions have destroyed your businesses. Violent crime is far greater in the north. And you also call us racists? Why is there more per capita interracial marriage here in the South than there is up north? Why are our cities more desegregated than yours? Why are there more white supremacist groups in the north, mid-west and west than there is here? How many race riots have you seen in the South versus other parts of this country? Open up your eyes you snow blind morons, the truth about you and your "superior northern culture" (truly an oxymoron) is going to come to light. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1303454 United States 04/21/2011 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't hate them. Just get tired of their " know it all attitude" Quoting: NightWispSecondly Southerners do not like folks from the North, who leave the North to come south because the North is not to their liking, and then come south to change the SOUTH into the mess they left up North. We don't need your change. And THEN complain about how much better it was Up North. Up North, we had better blah blah blah Up North, you could blah blah blah on Sundays Up North, I could get blah blah blah "Well, how's 'bout you shut th'hell up and git yer ass back Up North cause we're frickin' tired of yer bitchin' and bellyachin'." Northerners have turned our Southern towns into vast homeowners associations. When I ran for mayor here in our town, I heard this a lot from Southerners who wanted to move here, but couldn't find a home in a neighborhood that wasn't controlled by an HOA, chaired by New Yorkers. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1373993 United States 05/07/2011 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada? Quoting: McPlus 661287We have books in the north, and can read. Our eye both point in the same direction. We have teeth. The worst stereotype about southerners is that we're all stupid and inbred. I'll have you know, I'm a true southern girl and have a 4.75 gpa in an extremely competitive high school. You know, there will be stupid people everywhere; it doesn't matter where you're raised. This is why we don't like northerners, or as I call em dern yankees. You're just plain rude. |
AppGirl User ID: 1373993 United States 05/07/2011 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since moving from New York, I've noticed that southerners (especially those from North Carolina), are just jealous and ignorant. They cannot accept the fact that they lost the Civil War. I feel that I do not get the same oppurtunity as these southerners because I'm from out of state and from New York. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284797I'm from NC, and I just wanna tell you we aren't jealous. What the heck is there to be jealous of up there? Yall don't even know how to drink your tea right. As far as the Civil War goes, we're over it. Not all of us dislike black people. And the ignorance, totally wrong. Worst stereotype of us ever. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1222256 United States 05/07/2011 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing. I dig northerners, their accents, the fact that they deal with snow. The only thing I note about northerners that dismays me is that some of them think of the south as gun-toting inbred rednecks. That's, uh, pretty wrong, but many of them think we're all racists, stuck in the 30's, I don't know. I never understand this. But in general, I Luuuuuuv northerners (except some selected NYC locals - they can really do "mean" when they want to). |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 772728 Canada 06/29/2011 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Southerners hate everyone who isn't them. Quoting: Livinot true, southerners are known for their friendliness and hospitality. I am a southerner and have been married twice. both husbands were from the north. one washington state. the other chicago. Race mixing with yankee blood! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1414933 United States 06/29/2011 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grew up in AL. Now live far far away. The '60s are over. I'm talking about the 1860s. At least for me anyway. I don't mind snow. I don't even mind shoveling it. What I am concerned about is what life would be like if I lost heat or power in January or February during a snowstorm. Having your pipes freeze is no fun. And that would be the least of your worries. I don't miss the mosquitos. I loathe those things. That and the humidity. Nothing quite as disturbing as AL in the summertime. You can hear the bugs buzzing and you break out in sweat as soon as you step outside. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1292002 United States 06/29/2011 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As far as good Mexican food, I have had it North and South. As far as barbecue, I had Kraft BBQ sauce on grilled chicken or teriyaki sauce on a grilled potato and thought it was good. As far as biscuits, I had those in Virginia and they tasted like powdery hockey pucks. I would rather have a nice whole wheat roll. I find it hard to believe that there are more racists groups in the North than in the South. There are those groups in the North, but I thought the South invented that. I can go either way. I get Lynyrd Skynyrd and "Sweet Home Alabama", and I get Neil Young and "Southern Man". I think they do basically try to have good manners in the South but they can do some pretty dirty dealings behind the scenes. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1447998 United States 06/29/2011 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying. Quoting: SubarcticBeefDo you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey. Thats the diffrence between north & south! We want to send yall to the best place in town.Yall come back now ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1447998 United States 06/29/2011 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying. Quoting: SubarcticBeefDo you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey. I'm a true northerner. There are no nasty places up here. Everything is of the highest quality. I've never eaten a grit in my life. What is a grit? For me, bisquits are for special occasions like Thanksgiving. They don't eat bisquits like we do, civilized. Bisquits are soaked in grease and milk down there, and I've seen em with my own eyes doinit with a pan full of 2 day old grease in it. Made the typical noises the all make too. I'm true southern, and Ihave never done that!Thats just sick. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1450083 United States 06/30/2011 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have books in the north, and can read. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488Our eye both point in the same direction. We have teeth. Check out the Detroit school system. A lot of your guys' eyes point in the direction of gay guys' rear ends. You have teeth, but a lot of your guys don't have testicles. They'd likely trade their choppers for some gonads. They already do that in some parts of New York and San Francisco. Tell ya' what. You could send some dentists down South. The Southern men, in return, could donate some testosterone to the girly men up North. Living in the south for 5 hellish years, I can speak from experience. The south is like living on a different planet. Don't get me wrong.. all those southerners down there think It's just grrreeeat!! but being that they've never left their county since the day they were born doesn't speak volumes either. To each his own. Fact: the food is terrible, the roads are even worse... the accent??? is that really English? the women... gotta love them, they're all blonde, have the same stupid hairdo and all wear the ugliest things available because the stores all cater to the "old lady" look. It was an education living in NC. I learned that I don't even want to drive through that god awful disgusting state. But that's just my opinion. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1450083 United States 06/30/2011 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have books in the north, and can read. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 661488Our eye both point in the same direction. We have teeth. Check out the Detroit school system. A lot of your guys' eyes point in the direction of gay guys' rear ends. You have teeth, but a lot of your guys don't have testicles. They'd likely trade their choppers for some gonads. They already do that in some parts of New York and San Francisco. Tell ya' what. You could send some dentists down South. The Southern men, in return, could donate some testosterone to the girly men up North. Living in the south for 5 hellish years, I can speak from experience. The south is like living on a different planet. Don't get me wrong.. all those southerners down there think It's just grrreeeat!! but being that they've never left their county since the day they were born doesn't speak volumes either. To each his own. Fact: the food is terrible, the roads are even worse... the accent??? is that really English? the women... gotta love them, they're all blonde, have the same stupid hairdo and all wear the ugliest things available because the stores all cater to the "old lady" look. It was an education living in NC. I learned that I don't even want to drive through that god awful disgusting state. But that's just my opinion. And one last little tid bit I forgot to add, the dis -ingenuousness and pretentiousness of many southern people is really very transparent. for all you Northerners thinking of moving to any southern state, watch out. They're a bunch of backstabbers after they smile in your face. A total disgrace. |
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REDman57 User ID: 1378074 United States 06/30/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying. Quoting: SubarcticBeefDo you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey. I'm a true northerner. There are no nasty places up here. Everything is of the highest quality. I've never eaten a grit in my life. What is a grit? For me, bisquits are for special occasions like Thanksgiving. They don't eat bisquits like we do, civilized. Bisquits are soaked in grease and milk down there, and I've seen em with my own eyes doinit with a pan full of 2 day old grease in it. Made the typical noises the all make too. I'm true southern, and Ihave never done that!Thats just sick. aaaawwwwwwwwwww that sausage gravy and some gritts |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1448185 United States 07/01/2011 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you jealous that we are closer to Canada? Quoting: McPlus 661287You think you fucking know everything. You come down here and tell a fisherman who just fishes and spends time with his family that he could have a good life selling fishing poles. In 10 years you can tell the fishermen to expand his company by selling to the chinese. You tell him that he is VP material and in 20 years he can sell his company, retire to the river and fish with his family... |
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