Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat! | |
pink cat User ID: 24148879 United States 09/21/2012 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
pink cat User ID: 24148879 United States 09/21/2012 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | about as funny as this one: [link to youtu.be] Last Edited by pink cat on 09/21/2012 05:24 PM 🦋 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19769991 United Kingdom 09/21/2012 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay, if what 9991 from the UK says is true, maybe that does make sense. But I read it would "look just like" a regular candy bar (?) and how could it not "feel" different if it was a GPS tracker? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24147272 UK, do you have more info.?[liveleak] Nestle has fitted six of it’s brand’s chocolate bars with a GPS tracking device that will begin transmitting a signal to outer space the moment the chocolate bar’s owner opens its wrapper. |
..11:11.. User ID: 23968975 United States 09/21/2012 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 09/21/12 2:04 PM Thread: Nestle Embeds GPS Trackers In Candy Bars To Hunt Down Eaters Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Anyone who inflicts pain on others will suffer themself from that pain. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15256858 United States 09/21/2012 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | little tracker device kills somebody or causes them to get sores or bleed or whatever......... of course if that happens BEFORE the company makes it know that they know who has the chip.......then they will NEVER come forward and nobody will ever know. Devious |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19769991 United Kingdom 09/21/2012 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see a big ass lawsuit coming from this when their Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15256858 little tracker device kills somebody or causes them to get sores or bleed or whatever......... of course if that happens BEFORE the company makes it know that they know who has the chip.......then they will NEVER come forward and nobody will ever know. Devious strange considering most phones and cars have gps trackers now.. where are these lawsuits again? |
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*Heisenberg* User ID: 21948600 United States 09/21/2012 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kit Kats have the words "kit kat" imprinted into the chocolate......That robs you of chocolate!!!! That's a clever chocolate saving technique! Mitch Hedberg was genius. One of my favs! There is a poster on here named Dr. Acula Everytime I see him I think of Mitch |
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..11:11.. User ID: 23968975 United States 09/21/2012 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fucked up and posted it a 2ed time. Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Anyone who inflicts pain on others will suffer themself from that pain. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18642122 United States 09/21/2012 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Remember when Coke put actual money inside their cans with highly chlorinated water? It was a New Kids On The Block promotion where you would open the can and the money would spring up. That didn't turn out well for them when the spring apparatus failed and someone drank the nasty water. I predict a similar poor outcome for this promo,like the Kit Kat prize patrol showing at the guy's home unannounced and getting blown away at the door or someone breaking their crown on the GPS tracker and suing. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18557967 United States 09/21/2012 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously I just watched an episode of king of the hill where Dale was going on and on about conspiracies and stuff Quoting: djmasey25 one was about the government putting GPS trackers in our cheese... he was also talking about how Hank was now part of the Beast bc he had bad credit... then 10 mins later I find this thread... haha yea i saw that episode too,i used to think dale was crazy he knows hat he's talking about |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14392840 United States 09/21/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a really fast digestive system, how will they find me? Does this mean I have to not flush till they get here if I ate the winning bar and it all passes thru? Then again, knowing my system and foreign objects, it might make me constipated. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24012936 United States 09/21/2012 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "When the would-be snacker pulls a tab to open the wrapper, the GPS device will turn on, which will notify the company. Then a “prize team” will locate this person within 24 hours and hand him or her a check for £10,000 (about $16,000)." REALLY DUMB BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE THROW AWAY THE WRAPPERS. THEY ARE OFFERING MONEY SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GPS TRACKING SATANIC BULLSHIT.. BUYING THEM OFF. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23681832 United States 09/21/2012 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awww hells bells I almost bought today. WTF. are you serious.I can only imagine what else those evil MFers will come up with next. You heard it first on GLP. I guess I should check this site before I put anything in my mouth.God help us all. Quoting: lou la belle 2328655 it's UK, I think we're still okay here. |
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Chrit User ID: 15366081 United States 09/21/2012 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Store owners will find them before they hit the shelves. 7up hid 100 keys for a new car sweep steaks years ago in fake pop cans; the winning key never left the factory the way it was intended. Forgot to mention the keys were for a car! Last Edited by Chrit on 09/22/2012 12:19 AM I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw. We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24202043 United States 09/21/2012 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nestle Embeds GPS Trackers In Candy Bars To Hunt Down Eaters Quoting: Wonkish Customers buying Kit-Kat bars in the United Kingdom could be unwrapping a 21st-century version of Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket--a GPS unit the candy-maker will use to find them, apprehend them and give them a prize. [link to www.popsci.com] Yep....sad part....some...americans will goble up dog shit if it will have possible reward in it |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24202043 United States 09/21/2012 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you fuckin retards, some packets will contain a gps tracker INSTEAD of chocolate bar!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19769991 its not some hidden gps tracker inside the chocolate. your a bunch of complete morons! NO YOU!!!! Ok let me make it simple...... Soooo...YOU DIG THIS IDEA....THAT YOU GET REWARDED BY CORPORATION FOR EATING/USING THEIR PRODUCT? NOW HOW ABOUT INSTEAD TRACKING DEVICE IN CANDY BAR......OR HAVE TO SWIPE CLUB/REWARD CLUB EVERY TIME YOU PAY FOR YOUR BURGER....THEY JUST PLACE SHORT HALF LIFE HARMLESS ISOTOPE AND JUST MONITOR YOUR LOYALTY OVER SMART MEETER?......loyalty points will add to your account for each day you ping positive..... |