Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!

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about as funny as this one:



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Last Edited by pink cat on 09/21/2012 05:24 PM

Nestle has fitted six of it’s brand’s chocolate bars with a GPS tracking device that will begin transmitting a signal to outer space the moment the chocolate bar’s owner opens its wrapper.

09/21/12
2:04 PM

Thread: Nestle Embeds GPS Trackers In Candy Bars To Hunt Down Eaters

^^^ this.
There's only 5 or 6 of them in the whole country.

I see a big ass lawsuit coming from this when their
little tracker device kills somebody or causes them to get
sores or bleed or whatever.........

of course if that happens BEFORE the company makes it know that they know who has the chip.......then they will NEVER come forward and nobody will ever know.

Devious

strange considering most phones and cars have gps trackers now.. where are these lawsuits again?

Mitch Hedberg was genius.

This thread

09/20/2012 16:55

your point is what exactly?

Um, no one is going to eat a GPS tracker (I hope). They are not made of chocolate. So, no reason it'd make anyone sick. And if you got one and didn't want it, I feel pretty certain you could trade it for a regular candy bar.

Hi-Fi Bug (GLP)

4 Royal Butlers yelling retards of the Queen !!!



lighten up girls ;-))
time to

One of my favs!

There is a poster on here named Dr. Acula

Everytime I see him I think of Mitch

Damn, now no more candy either.

Jesus christ! How the hell do you get mark of the beast form this?!

I fucked up and posted it a 2ed time.

£10,000 for five fingers?

Even in these times that"s a good deal.

I just had one

Wow, fact stranger than fiction at times.

This is something I wouldn't even believe if I didn't see the link

Remember when Coke put actual money inside their cans with highly chlorinated water? It was a New Kids On The Block promotion where you would open the can and the money would spring up. That didn't turn out well for them when the spring apparatus failed and someone drank the nasty water. I predict a similar poor outcome for this promo,like the Kit Kat prize patrol showing at the guy's home unannounced and getting blown away at the door or someone breaking their crown on the GPS tracker and suing.

IT'S MORAN YOU DUMBSHIT!

yea i saw that episode too,i used to think dale was crazy he knows hat he's talking about

I have a really fast digestive system, how will they find me? Does this mean I have to not flush till they get here if I ate the winning bar and it all passes thru?

Then again, knowing my system and foreign objects, it might make me constipated.

All women will take the mark in their chocolate. Just like Eve ate the apple.

No way Wonka would never do something like this...had to be that sleezey Slugworth.

"When the would-be snacker pulls a tab to open the wrapper, the GPS device will turn on, which will notify the company. Then a “prize team” will locate this person within 24 hours and hand him or her a check for £10,000 (about $16,000)."

REALLY DUMB BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE THROW AWAY THE WRAPPERS. THEY ARE OFFERING MONEY SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GPS TRACKING SATANIC BULLSHIT.. BUYING THEM OFF.

it's UK, I think we're still okay here.

LMAO !!!! Hahahahah

If they take too long to find the winners, they will be tracking down septic tanks and major sewer farms to clean and make water drinkable again after it if recycled from being sewer water!!

Hahahahahahaha!

Store owners will find them before they hit the shelves.

7up hid 100 keys for a new car sweep steaks years ago in fake pop cans; the winning key never left the factory the way it was intended.

Forgot to mention the keys were for a car!

Last Edited by Chrit on 09/22/2012 12:19 AM

Yep....sad part....some...americans will goble up dog shit if it will have possible reward in it

NO YOU!!!!

Ok let me make it simple......
Soooo...YOU DIG THIS IDEA....THAT YOU GET REWARDED BY CORPORATION FOR EATING/USING THEIR PRODUCT?

NOW HOW ABOUT INSTEAD TRACKING DEVICE IN CANDY BAR......OR HAVE TO SWIPE CLUB/REWARD CLUB EVERY TIME YOU PAY FOR YOUR BURGER....THEY JUST PLACE SHORT HALF LIFE HARMLESS ISOTOPE AND JUST MONITOR YOUR LOYALTY OVER SMART MEETER?......loyalty points will add to your account for each day you ping positive.....