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Guns - Jesus, Who Told His Apostles To Buy a Sword ( GUN ). Do You Have Yours?

 
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Guns - Jesus, Who Told His Apostles To Buy a Sword ( GUN ). Do You Have Yours?
Jesus told his apostles:

Luke 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take [it], and likewise [his] scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

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Innocents Betrayed = People Who Had No Guns



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Sorry, but my purse isn't going anywhere - you should see the matching shoes I found
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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"Then Simon Peter, who had a sword, drew it and struck the high priest's servant, cutting off his right ear. (The servant's name was Malchus.)" John 18:10
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"Then Simon Peter, who had a sword, drew it and struck the high priest's servant, cutting off his right ear. (The servant's name was Malchus.)" John 18:10
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Re: Guns - Jesus, Who Told His Apostles To Buy a Sword ( GUN ). Do You Have Yours?
Jesus said, "One can't enter a strong person's house and take it by force without tying his hands. Then one can loot his house."
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Jesus said buy a sword, so why don't you buy a sword? He didn't say buy a gun. He said, BUY A SWORD.
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Jesus said buy a sword, so why don't you buy a sword? He didn't say buy a gun. He said, BUY A SWORD.
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Maybe guns hadn't been invented yet? scratching
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Jesus said buy a sword, so why don't you buy a sword? He didn't say buy a gun. He said, BUY A SWORD.
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Maybe guns hadn't been invented yet? scratching
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But swords had been invented, and Jesus said "buy a sword". Why change what He said? Maybe He knows more about what will happen?
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If they take away our guns, they have tied our hands.
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If they take away our guns, they have tied our hands.
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Why all the flipping out about "taking away guns"? You know how in Australia they banned all guns and took all the guns away? THEY DIDN'T!! GUNS ARE STILL LEGAL. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STILL OWN MILLIONS OF GUNS.

Do you seriously think that they are going to ban guns in USA and take them all away????
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Those that live by the sword, die by the sword
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Jesus said buy a sword, so why don't you buy a sword? He didn't say buy a gun. He said, BUY A SWORD.
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Yeah,,GUNS aint much USE against zombies..unless you can pull off headshot after headshot on a horde of charging zombies.

But with a sword..they cant chase ya with one leg now can they?
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I may carry a knife now anyway with that info under my belt.
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Jesus said buy a sword, so why don't you buy a sword? He didn't say buy a gun. He said, BUY A SWORD.
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Yeah,,GUNS aint much USE against zombies..unless you can pull off headshot after headshot on a horde of charging zombies.

But with a sword..they cant chase ya with one leg now can they?
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They can, but they'd be much slower. Also, if they confiscate guns (some people are afraid of this), they won't confiscate swords. They sure can't confiscate swords such as machetes, people need those for gardening!
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I may carry a knife now anyway with that info under my belt.
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No better way to free your hands friend.
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hey dumbass

Jesus was talking about the Word of God.

Eph 6:17 KJV - And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
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hey dumbass

Jesus was talking about the Word of God.

Eph 6:17 KJV - And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20010742


You shouldn't be calling him dumbass. Jesus was talking about a real sword. You don't buy the Word of God. How are you going to sell your shirt and buy the Word of God? You can't! It's free! He said buy a REAL SWORD.

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