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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/17/2013 09:34 AM
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To Titor.

There is famous Oracle in Serbia called Peter Tarabic. He stated among other things that WORLD WAR 3 will come from the Middle East. However what is very confusing he was telling many times again and again, that Planes from Italy will fight planes from Russia in the air above Serbia. Serbia will NOT TAKE PLACE IN THIS GREAT WAR. How do you explain that.

First scenario according to your prediction is that the Arab Muslim Califat will take over Italy, and lunch military invasion vs Easter Europe.

But according to my research, more logical point is that Russia will fight NATO bases in Aviano in Italy.

What do you think regarding this scenarios.

Or perhaps, this will happen in different times in the future.

I am waiting for your answer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31954134


You see what is happening in Mali right now? This will keep happening all over Africa.

NATO will cease to exist. The money goes away first, then the U.S. bases overseas go home.

World War 3 starts when Islamic Africa and the Middle East attack Italy.

Then they will attack Germany and France.

The ethnic Slavics will be pushed all the way to Russia. That is when the Slavics will join the war and crush the Caliphate.

First the Israelites will flee to Europe. There is a horrible nuking of Africa and the Middle East. Nobody will ever live there again in my lifetime.

Refugees will flee to Europe but Islam will be banned.

The world will be free to worship what they want as long as no violence is implied. The dominant religion is Gnostic Christianity. That means that people think that the Bible is not ideal and that the historical people whom Jesus was based were not perfect people. Think of it as non-hypocritical Bhuddist-like good will toward each other.
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01/18/2013 09:21 PM
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And when we view the actual history of Christianity, we find the Gnostics most correct. Jesus Christ was a fictional mix deified in 325 under the Nicene Creed.
 Quoting: TimeMaster


This proves you're a bullshitter. God's word doesn't change, and it says that Jesus is the living Son of God. The Gospels were written well before the council of Nicea.
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And when we view the actual history of Christianity, we find the Gnostics most correct. Jesus Christ was a fictional mix deified in 325 under the Nicene Creed.
 Quoting: TimeMaster


This proves you're a bullshitter. God's word doesn't change, and it says that Jesus is the living Son of God. The Gospels were written well before the council of Nicea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26949785


If you are a Christian, you should not say "shit". Col 3:8

Tell me. If God's word doesn't change, then why is every story in each of the 4 gospels different?
Masonster
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01/20/2013 04:19 AM
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I'm gonna go against my own grain for a moment and indulge my curiosity,

So, Mr. Titor, I apologize if I missed this whilst scouring some of your previous posts, but what exactly is your purpose here? You give us cryptic, vague, virtually unfalsifiable predictions most of which in allusion to biblical references (religeons stemming from which you are very quick to denounce), and either people claim BS, don't believe you, or believe you and are powerless to do anything about it. Even then you claim that you yourself , and I quote "can't and won't do anything about it". If I had to classify your position here I'd most closely relate you to a hunter poking your captured prey with a stick through a metal reinforced cage (aka the internet). Similar to say...a troll.

Your being here, assuming any of this is even remotely phesible only adds more butterflies to the chaos theory. You claim that we're at 3% divergence? What happens when we're suddenly at 30% just because someone with enough power took notice of your actions? You can't predict what's going to happen then, it won't be on your world line. You, despite being in contact with, and I quote "the most powerful and respected time travelers", are essentially creating your own slight variation of this world line regardless of their approval.

For brevity's sake I'll keep my further inconsistencies with your existence undisclosed unless specifically requested.

Please explain to me how your being here makes any shred of sense, that's all I ask.

~Sincerely, A Skeptic
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/20/2013 05:31 AM
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Please explain to me how your being here makes any shred of sense, that's all I ask.

~Sincerely, A Skeptic
 Quoting: Masonster 30595198


Masonster, I'm here to have a good "time".
Masonster
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01/20/2013 06:02 AM
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Masonster, I'm here to have a good "time".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


So it seems.

Forgive me if my metaphorical motors aren't spinning at 100% at this hour, but even with that response you're only giving a half-answer. How does altering this world line possibly have any benefit for you in your own? Even if you yourself are sitting somewhere in this reality shouting advice to the past, you'e still not changing your exact world line, you're creating another (unless my understanding of this concept is flawed -- if so, correct me). Either it's an unprecedented, albeit utterly pointless act of charity or there's something more to it than that.

On a seperate yet related note, these predictions you're making, like I stated earlier, heeded or unheeded go without real visible difference, especially given these predictions are on some obscure forum -- which leaves only on logical conclusion.

Who, or what, are you looking for? More pertinent yet, did you find it? Will you find it?

I'm curious for your thoughts.

~Sincerely, A Skeptic
Masonster
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01/20/2013 06:08 AM
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Masonster, I'm here to have a good "time".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Or perhaps I'm barking up the wrong tree altogether.

Are you here to stay, Mr. Titor?

~Sincerely, A Skeptic
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01/20/2013 07:00 AM
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bsmeter2

There are no "kids playing around" with impossible physics, nor a childish threat that could possibly insult, let alone dent, the military-industrial-complex of BAE Systems-Lockheed Martin-Xe-Monsanto, ad nauseum.

The "nuclear" bomb is Laurel-Canyon propaganda. The bomb was never made and there is no Islamic terrorist threat of it being used on a civilian population.

Interplanetary "space travel" is a Walt Disney-NASA-ESA flight of Peter Pan fancy that ignores the deadly laws of physics past the ionosphere.

This GLP John Titor story is absolute rubbish and a psychological weapon against the intellectual pursuit of sorting propaganda and PsyOps from the truth.

Adding insult is the lead character's assertion that in his future, the Internet contained too much information and somehow that's the evil that leads to a future Islamic attack. As if our shadow government didn't have complete monitoring abilities over the whole works.

Poppycock!!!

This thread stinks of "[endless] war against [non-existent] al-Qaeda" embellishment to hook curious intelligent people into a limited hang-out.
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01/20/2013 10:26 AM
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And when we view the actual history of Christianity, we find the Gnostics most correct. Jesus Christ was a fictional mix deified in 325 under the Nicene Creed.
 Quoting: TimeMaster


This proves you're a bullshitter. God's word doesn't change, and it says that Jesus is the living Son of God. The Gospels were written well before the council of Nicea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26949785


If you are a Christian, you should not say "shit". Col 3:8

Tell me. If God's word doesn't change, then why is every story in each of the 4 gospels different?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27411957


They are different due to inflections caused by different ways of viewing the same thing.
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01/20/2013 12:32 PM
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This year 2013 is will be not good, afraid so, I think.
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01/21/2013 02:47 AM
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Masonster, I'm here to have a good "time".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Or perhaps I'm barking up the wrong tree altogether.

Are you here to stay, Mr. Titor?

~Sincerely, A Skeptic
 Quoting: Masonster 30595198


I'm not changing anything in my own time. Yes, I'm here to stay.
I've found everything I'm looking for.
Stefan Parlow

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01/21/2013 03:55 AM
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OP, concerning start of World War 3 you only talk nonsense. Others would say bs.

“Turkey, the south of Greece, Romania and Albania will be suddenly a theatre of war. This will be the first countries, which are involved, in the big war. Nevertheless, the war will come from the Balkans.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 07 26)

The 3. World War will begin like an extensive fire....

“Putin will attack Turkey.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 11 03)

The occupation of Turkey by the Russians will be the beginning of the big war. On January 25, 00 in a press release, they wrote that Russia has raised his military budget by 50%.... Russia has the second highest defense spending of the world. (Many people are still of the opinion that Russia would have no money for weapons.)
I am a mystic. My homepage is also in English
[link to christus-spricht.com (secure)]

download book: about April 28, it will be available via my homepage. A little bit later also via online-bookstores a softcover.

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01/21/2013 04:56 AM
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OP, concerning start of World War 3 you only talk nonsense. Others would say bs.

“Turkey, the south of Greece, Romania and Albania will be suddenly a theatre of war. This will be the first countries, which are involved, in the big war. Nevertheless, the war will come from the Balkans.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 07 26)

The 3. World War will begin like an extensive fire....

“Putin will attack Turkey.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 11 03)

The occupation of Turkey by the Russians will be the beginning of the big war. On January 25, 00 in a press release, they wrote that Russia has raised his military budget by 50%.... Russia has the second highest defense spending of the world. (Many people are still of the opinion that Russia would have no money for weapons.)
 Quoting: Stefan Parlow


Wrong.
Stefan Parlow

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01/21/2013 06:29 AM
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OP, concerning start of World War 3 you only talk nonsense. Others would say bs.

“Turkey, the south of Greece, Romania and Albania will be suddenly a theatre of war. This will be the first countries, which are involved, in the big war. Nevertheless, the war will come from the Balkans.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 07 26)

The 3. World War will begin like an extensive fire....

“Putin will attack Turkey.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 11 03)

The occupation of Turkey by the Russians will be the beginning of the big war. On January 25, 00 in a press release, they wrote that Russia has raised his military budget by 50%.... Russia has the second highest defense spending of the world. (Many people are still of the opinion that Russia would have no money for weapons.)
 Quoting: Stefan Parlow


Wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32695034

Wait till Octiber/november and the nsay it again.
I am a mystic. My homepage is also in English
[link to christus-spricht.com (secure)]

download book: about April 28, it will be available via my homepage. A little bit later also via online-bookstores a softcover.

More than 1000 visions,channelings and mystical experiences given by JESUS CHRIST!
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01/22/2013 05:11 AM
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OP, concerning start of World War 3 you only talk nonsense. Others would say bs.

“Turkey, the south of Greece, Romania and Albania will be suddenly a theatre of war. This will be the first countries, which are involved, in the big war. Nevertheless, the war will come from the Balkans.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 07 26)

The 3. World War will begin like an extensive fire....

“Putin will attack Turkey.”
(Jesus Christ; 99 11 03)

The occupation of Turkey by the Russians will be the beginning of the big war. On January 25, 00 in a press release, they wrote that Russia has raised his military budget by 50%.... Russia has the second highest defense spending of the world. (Many people are still of the opinion that Russia would have no money for weapons.)
 Quoting: Stefan Parlow


Wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32695034

Wait till Octiber/november and the nsay it again.
 Quoting: Stefan Parlow


All Catholic Predictions are predicting Russia will invade, and see this country as a Evil one. Actually the opposite is the Reality. VATICAN invaded Russia through Napoleon, and VATICAN INVADED THROUGH HITLER (BAVARIAN VATICAN STRONGHOLD RAT NAZIS) INVADED RUSSIA.
This is THE TRUTH.
First of all you should consider THIS.
1. RUSSIA IS CHRISTIAN COUNTRY. This means that Russians are people that believe in the Bible.
What is a LOGIC , BIBLE PREDICTION TO CONSIDER BIBLE PEOPLE AND CHRISTIANS (Russians) AS INVADERS. THIS IS GEO POLITICS OF VATICAN. Just a plan for expansion of this BUSINESS C O R P O R A T I O N , AND NOTHING MORE.
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01/22/2013 08:04 PM
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everyone knows John Titor is ACTUALLY Ron Paul. come onyoda
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01/23/2013 03:43 AM
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The Catholic Religion will completely die out in your lifetime. The Vatican doesn't even have enough power to survive scandal after cover-up after sexual abuse.

Russia will not invade the U.S.

Russia is officially a Russian Orthodox country about 15 to 20% with just as many Muslims. There is still a strong tendency toward atheism as espoused by Marx. 60% are non-practicing or non-believing.
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01/23/2013 12:04 PM
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omfg almost only 2years...if that is real or not anyway.
Something will be happen on March 2013 or noting will happen?
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01/23/2013 02:28 PM
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Titor,

What is Very Interesting for my observation and for Americans is the ROLE of US in this coming war with the Islamic Califat.
We all know that USA played crucial role of defeating Nazism and liberation o Europe, which was seen in very positive light all over the world.
After 90s (just my opinion) US played very negative role in military invasions in the the Balkans, and in the Middle East.
In your timeline WHAT ACTIONS WILL TAKE USA in the coming war vs Islamic Unified Califat. Can you elaborate more on this issue.
Probably you have said this before, and I apologize if I haven't read.
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01/23/2013 09:13 PM
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omfg almost only 2years...if that is real or not anyway.
Something will be happen on March 2013 or noting will happen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32874061


A lot will happen in 2013. It will mostly be a once again faultering economy. And now the robots from FANUC will be looming over job growth.
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01/23/2013 09:16 PM
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Titor,

What is Very Interesting for my observation and for Americans is the ROLE of US in this coming war with the Islamic Califat.
We all know that USA played crucial role of defeating Nazism and liberation o Europe, which was seen in very positive light all over the world.
After 90s (just my opinion) US played very negative role in military invasions in the the Balkans, and in the Middle East.
In your timeline WHAT ACTIONS WILL TAKE USA in the coming war vs Islamic Unified Califat. Can you elaborate more on this issue.
Probably you have said this before, and I apologize if I haven't read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32638816


The U.S. plays a significant role in helping France and Germany as well as all of Europe -- repel the infidel. Interpret that how you will.

My grandmother was from Germany, forced to be a Nazi. Fled to the U.S. This next time, Germany rises again to lead Europe and the U.S. but as a non-racist, truly worker-friendly Socialist, Gnostic Christian Empire. The infidel destroyed, Germany will start to look like the Holy Roman Empire in size and influence.
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01/23/2013 09:17 PM
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OBAMA smokes crack out of dead baby skulls @ BOHEMIAN GROVE?
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01/23/2013 09:29 PM
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Hey wazzup titortard...?
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01/24/2013 06:43 AM
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Titor,

What is Very Interesting for my observation and for Americans is the ROLE of US in this coming war with the Islamic Califat.
We all know that USA played crucial role of defeating Nazism and liberation o Europe, which was seen in very positive light all over the world.
After 90s (just my opinion) US played very negative role in military invasions in the the Balkans, and in the Middle East.
In your timeline WHAT ACTIONS WILL TAKE USA in the coming war vs Islamic Unified Califat. Can you elaborate more on this issue.
Probably you have said this before, and I apologize if I haven't read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32638816


The U.S. plays a significant role in helping France and Germany as well as all of Europe -- repel the infidel. Interpret that how you will.

My grandmother was from Germany, forced to be a Nazi. Fled to the U.S. This next time, Germany rises again to lead Europe and the U.S. but as a non-racist, truly worker-friendly Socialist, Gnostic Christian Empire. The infidel destroyed, Germany will start to look like the Holy Roman Empire in size and influence.
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You are not telling much. But ok, thanks.. :-)
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01/24/2013 07:13 AM
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Troll play. I almost hate you Ren1999. You have zero credibility, also you lie constanly.
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." - Josef Mengele

"You can't fix stupid" - Ron White

"Whatever you do in life, leave it better than you found it."
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01/24/2013 10:15 AM
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Troll play. I almost hate you Ren1999. You have zero credibility, also you lie constanly.
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Those are strong words for someone you don't even know. Perhaps you need to relax and reconsider your life. Get off the computer and go outside and take in some fresh air.
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Troll play. I almost hate you Ren1999. You have zero credibility, also you lie constanly.
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Ah, you use the words "bless you" a lot. That means you are a Christian and you "almost" hate me because of my Anti-Christian message. You know enough to know that Christians should not hate anybody but yet you "almost hate" me.

Christians lie constantly. YOU lie constantly.
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Anybody else hate John Titor for no specified reason other than your emotional reaction after hearing that your future is not so bright?

What is the current accuracy rate of my "predictions" on this forum? You'll find I have only been specifically wrong when I misquoted Moody's would be the first to downgrade U.S. credit. It was S&P.

Others have said that I was specifically wrong in saying that UFOs would appear over the band Muse during their Olympic performance. When it turned out to be UFOs on a background screen and not real UFOs, you said that I was wrong.

That whole thing I set up was to later direct you to this very funny webpage.

[link to johnthewitness.wordpress.com]
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01/24/2013 09:56 PM
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yeah you were wrong about the UFOs, good point.

bsflag
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Also, some of you correctly deduced that you shouldn't be worrying about North Korea's threats. You should however be worried about China's economy, job losses, and growing riots. This historically has led to empire building and expansionism in every nation.

If the U.S. were to become poor and start closing all bases in Asia, China would just annex everything.

If the U.S. were to become poor, China would just annex everything and there would be a nuclear war.

The U.S. no longer has a middle class thanks to the greed of the wealthy. The U.S. is not able to keep up with China's hacking technology. China has BackFire bombers now. Get it? The U.S. has the highest percentage of highly educated low wage earners out of all developed countries. And we won't be able to keep policing places such as Asia. We won't be able to help Australia or New Zealand repel a Chinese attack.

Have I said too much? Nope. Others of this time-period are already speculating on this. It is nothing new. It is nothing that I can't speak about right now.





GLP