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I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... |
CrumbSnatcher User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first |
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MrJustNsane
User ID: 5201597 United States 02/25/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... OKay, so how was it?.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8846775 United States 02/25/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405 When I first read this I thought said 'flashlight.' When I read 'I just bout my first flashlight,' chills of giddiness ran up my spine. Is that strange? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... OKay, so how was it?....
Quoting: MrJustNsane Taut |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11404183 Australia 02/25/2012 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Is that the same as a vibrator? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1430199 United States 02/25/2012 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405 Fuck off pervert. This aint a porn site. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Is that the same as a vibrator?
Quoting: Aunty Flo A little vibration would have been nice but no. More for probing than prodding |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405 Fuck off pervert. This aint a porn site. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199 i agree however, this could be an adequate review of a product that many of you may wish to purchase. Like yourself even, who seem to be the type that lack adequate vaginal secretions |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 Brown large envelope, no identifying description |
patdeez84
User ID: 786640 Puerto Rico 02/25/2012 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405 Fuck off pervert. This aint a porn site. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199 i agree however, this could be an adequate review of a product that many of you may wish to purchase. Like yourself even, who seem to be the type that lack adequate vaginal secretions Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405 :sigjosh:
:ronswansontax:
“We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul .
“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 Brown large envelope, no identifying description Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405 cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11400601 China 02/25/2012 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 Brown large envelope, no identifying description Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405 cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 Be careful when ordering from Adam & eve. i purchased a rabbit for my ex once, It came in the large brown envelope as well, how ever the packaging for the actual product is form fitting, so an imaginitive mine can quite easily "feel" whats inside. fortunately flesh lights come in a regular box |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 [ link to lmgtfy.com] |
Marax
User ID: 4103417 United States 02/25/2012 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.
I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11353670 Australia 02/25/2012 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Souldn't you /b/e elsewhere? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 Brown large envelope, no identifying description Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405 cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 Be careful when ordering from Adam & eve. i purchased a rabbit for my ex once, It came in the large brown envelope as well, how ever the packaging for the actual product is form fitting, so an imaginitive mine can quite easily "feel" whats inside. fortunately flesh lights come in a regular box Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405 well amazon have it for £37.95 which is a bargain. cant wait |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6994353 United States 02/25/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax It will be renamed the "FreshRight" Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax hey no need for that, were on the brink of ww3 ffs pork ribs n noodles plz |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax It will be renamed the "FreshRight" Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353 im not buying the china knock off, will prob have sand paper in place o the real deal no good for me |
SirKnighte (OP)
User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax It will be renamed the "FreshRight" Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353 I see what you did there |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11406348 United States 02/25/2012 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... does it feel like the real thing? which version did you order? which version is close to the real thing? ive seen some smooth version as well as one with ribs. im a virgin. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6994353 United States 02/25/2012 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax hey no need for that, were on the brink of ww3 ffs pork ribs n noodles plz Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 It could be Armageddon and China would still be making knock-offs! |
SirKnighte (OP)
User ID: 1281405 United States 02/25/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... does it feel like the real thing? which version did you order? which version is close to the real thing? ive seen some smooth version as well as one with ribs. im a virgin.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11406348 VIRGIN?!?!? i wish i couldve had one when I was a kid, now |
Marax
User ID: 4103417 United States 02/25/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax It will be renamed the "FreshRight" Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353 Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.
I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601 dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it! Quoting: Marax hey no need for that, were on the brink of ww3 ffs pork ribs n noodles plz Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234 It could be Armageddon and China would still be making knock-offs! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353 well as long as theres no cut-glass involved, im in |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11397234 United Kingdom 02/25/2012 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... does it feel like the real thing? which version did you order? which version is close to the real thing? ive seen some smooth version as well as one with ribs. im a virgin.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11406348 VIRGIN?!?!? i wish i couldve had one when I was a kid, now Quoting: SirKnighte this thread needs more virgins |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10659143 United States 02/25/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... You must be ugly if you can''t get it for real. Are you? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11386137 Australia 02/25/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... was there much white? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11404183 Australia 02/25/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question.... So, Its a vibrator for men? Without the vibrations.
Make sure you hold tight to it. You don't want that thing working it's way into your colon. |
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