Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8! | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1306723 United States 03/01/2012 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car. Quoting: OhYeah What the hell is a butterfly valve? A valve that kinda looks like a butterfly. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1507763 United States 03/01/2012 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car. Quoting: OhYeah What the hell is a butterfly valve? A valve that kinda looks like a butterfly. Yeah, I got that, Dutch. I've been working on cars for 25 years, and I never ran across a butterfly valve. Thought OP could enlighten me. |
DasDoomAss User ID: 11701722 United States 03/01/2012 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car. Quoting: OhYeah Simple fix, butterfly net. Works every time. Dig deeper for the end is nigh. On second thought, fuck digging, just find a sink hole!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1306723 United States 03/01/2012 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stuff it i'll clean it out with my fingers. Won't be the first time i've stuck my thumb up some dark hole although the last time was accompanied by champaigne and frivolity on a sofa. Ave. Quoting: OhYeah is that the reason why you put this thread on the board? So you could tell that you put your tumb in someone's ass? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5769488 United States 03/01/2012 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GAS or diesel? gas..drop the tank blow out the lines..ethel car starter spray..all the lines clean the tank with carb cleaner..check all rubber connections for clogs...remove carb..clean venturi and float assembly..check gaskets, then use carb starter fluid to start when assembled diesel...will work when the tanks have warmers..to heat bio diesel to temp..ajustment of injectors with cpu reprogram is adviesed..in low temps. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11457229 Australia 03/01/2012 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car. Quoting: OhYeah sigh. why dont you try putting diesel in it next time, or maybe try filling it with water. Just to see what happens of course. Calling for losers to help you isnt gonna get you any help. lemmie guess, Commodore driver? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3504608 United States 03/01/2012 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | very simple fix you need to add about two cups of portland cement to your oil while it may sound odd at first, the reality is that the portland bonds with the oil and make a teflon like amalgamation, it will free any stuck butterfly valves and you will never have to change your oil again |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11622496 United States 03/01/2012 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since a diesel does not have a carburetor with the valve you speak of I assume your an Idiot and put diesel in a gas engine? See air aspirated diesel has no choke.It has a throttle advance for cold starting.IE no visible valve under the breather. OP if you put diesel in a gas engine you will need to drain the tank.Blow out your fuel lines and probably rebuild your carb. |
attendez.pensez User ID: 11430884 United States 03/01/2012 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | diesel engines inject fuel directly into the combustion chamber, so if you have a clog in the intake, it is due to something other than the fuel. If you put bio-diesel in a gasoline carbureted car, then you are so dumb, you deserve to be eaten by squirrels starting at the feet. I am Rahmthoth and I approve this message. |
attendez.pensez User ID: 11430884 United States 03/01/2012 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since a diesel does not have a carburetor with the valve you speak of I assume your an Idiot and put diesel in a gas engine? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11622496 See air aspirated diesel has no choke.It has a throttle advance for cold starting.IE no visible valve under the breather. OP if you put diesel in a gas engine you will need to drain the tank.Blow out your fuel lines and probably rebuild your carb. lol! You read my mind! I am Rahmthoth and I approve this message. |
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Andrew Jackson User ID: 11612327 United States 03/01/2012 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like ya'll have to clean the entire fuel system. I'd call for a tow to a good shop, if ya can't understand not to put the wrong fuel in a car, ya should not be playing with the fuel system. “Wash yourselves, make yourselves clean; Remove the evil of your deeds from My sight. Cease to do evil, Learn to do good;Seek justice, Reprove the ruthless,Defend the orphan,Plead for the widow. Your Governance is puppet whore of the Banks, it is not a real boy. Stop pretending it can move on it's own. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8238387 United States 03/01/2012 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since a diesel does not have a carburetor with the valve you speak of I assume your an Idiot and put diesel in a gas engine? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11622496 See air aspirated diesel has no choke.It has a throttle advance for cold starting.IE no visible valve under the breather. OP if you put diesel in a gas engine you will need to drain the tank.Blow out your fuel lines and probably rebuild your carb. lol! You read my mind! Yep! Bio fuel in a V8? arg [link to www.youtube.com] 69 firebird ---- great car |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1441894 United States 03/01/2012 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car. Quoting: OhYeah get a horse......LOOSER then again don't.you will probably end up feeding it cat food....LOOSER |
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OhYeah (OP) User ID: 1077811 Australia 03/01/2012 01:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok sorry I was a little rude in the intro but tha't s no need for you guys to carry on like total pricks. Anyway I just wanted to see the car splutter and run like shit for kicks now correct me if i'm wrong but 91 OCTANE = 9% BIOFUEL! So it's in our cars every day anyway. In Brazil all the cars run off this bullshit so what's the difference? I'm not sure if it's the fuel that's wrong or if it's the starter anyway but i sure cleaned out the bastard. OhYeah |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11709092 United States 03/01/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car. Quoting: OhYeah DIRTY SWAMP ASS STICK YOUR FINGER IN IT |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379944 United States 03/01/2012 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok sorry I was a little rude in the intro but tha't s no need for you guys to carry on like total pricks. Anyway I just wanted to see the car splutter and run like shit for kicks now correct me if i'm wrong but 91 OCTANE = 9% BIOFUEL! So it's in our cars every day anyway. In Brazil all the cars run off this bullshit so what's the difference? I'm not sure if it's the fuel that's wrong or if it's the starter anyway but i sure cleaned out the bastard. Quoting: OhYeah diesel... in ZERO ways... is compatible with gasoline. end of story. If you put diesel into your gasoline engine... you're looking at an expensive repair... fuel filter is done, fuel pump may be shot... need to flush the fuel tank.... carb needs to be broke down, cleaned, and reassembled... need to flush the fuel lines... spark plugs are probably fouled all to hell... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379944 United States 03/01/2012 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok sorry I was a little rude in the intro but tha't s no need for you guys to carry on like total pricks. Anyway I just wanted to see the car splutter and run like shit for kicks now correct me if i'm wrong but 91 OCTANE = 9% BIOFUEL! So it's in our cars every day anyway. In Brazil all the cars run off this bullshit so what's the difference? I'm not sure if it's the fuel that's wrong or if it's the starter anyway but i sure cleaned out the bastard. Quoting: OhYeah Brazilian cars run on ETHANOL... not biodiesel. Big difference... |