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Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?

 
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Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Ok so these two ducks have been coming recently to my front porch the last few weeks.

Some days they don't and some days they do.

Today they are here again and haven't left. I have fed them sometimes like bread pieces or like cereal..

Any reason why they have chose my house of all places?

There is a lake near by my house so I don't understand why my house?
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
DOOM is coming to you...DUCK hiding
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
if they are gay send their picture to huffington post !
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
that you don't have gun ...
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
It means you have two ducks on your front porch.

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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
That you by deduction are in fact GOOSE
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
They think your house is their mommy. Only one thing left for you to do now, move.

They've taken over.

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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
If you have quackers you must have cheese.

..do you have cheese ? damned
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
You're feeding them and there's a water source nearby, nice setup for some ducks.
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
By now .................

It most likly means, that you got "DuckShit" on your porch too....................

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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
If you have quackers you must have cheese.

..do you have cheese ? damned
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Ideed

gots to have the cheese
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
If you have quackers you must have cheese.

..do you have cheese ? damned
 Quoting: !saac


Ideed

gots to have the cheese
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12781013


and the buttah hiding
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Or maybe its something DEEPER and DIVINE? :mrsmith:
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Means you have lifetime insurance with Aflac?

Gov spies?

Droids?

They want a piece of bread?


So many possibilities OP, so many!
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
I see ducks as food. So, perhaps it means you won't be going hungry.
Either that, or the ducks were tired from flying, so they stopped for a rest, i.e., no sign or meaning to it at all. Just resting ducks.
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
They are nesting and getting ready to lay their eggs. You'd be nice to put out some fresh water for them. Every Spring I have a duck couple that takes up in a bush next to my house. They usually live down by the river, a mile away, but seek out quieter spots when they nest. Congratulations, you're about to have babies!

hf
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Don't feed them.
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
This thread is satire.. I wasn't logged in so I couldn't edit first post....
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
two ducks on the porch are worth four in the bush.
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Ok so these two ducks have been coming recently to my front porch the last few weeks.

Some days they don't and some days they do.

Today they are here again and haven't left. I have fed them sometimes like bread pieces or like cereal..

Any reason why they have chose my house of all places?

There is a lake near by my house so I don't understand why my house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195205


yeah because you are feeding them dumbass
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
They are nesting and getting ready to lay their eggs. You'd be nice to put out some fresh water for them. Every Spring I have a duck couple that takes up in a bush next to my house. They usually live down by the river, a mile away, but seek out quieter spots when they nest. Congratulations, you're about to have babies!

hf
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Yep, this.
And putting out some water in a deep dish would be super-nice of you. ;-`)
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Or maybe its something DEEPER and DIVINE? mrsmith
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no, its not.


unless you have named them DEEPER and DIVINE
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Your house is about to be a lake:) Get your life jackets ready
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
DOOM is coming to you...DUCK hiding
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banana2banana2banana2
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Ok so these two ducks have been coming recently to my front porch the last few weeks.

Some days they don't and some days they do.

Today they are here again and haven't left. I have fed them sometimes like bread pieces or like cereal..

Any reason why they have chose my house of all places?

There is a lake near by my house so I don't understand why my house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195205


yeah because you are feeding them dumbass
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


stfu
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
DOOM is coming to you...DUCK hiding
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banana2banana2banana2
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Reminds me of a joke

Two ducks walk into a pond.

One duck turns to the other duck and says " Quack ! "




























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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
It means you're ducked.
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
It means 2 frigging ducks are on your front porch. WTF.?
To each is own...
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Ok so these two ducks have been coming recently to my front porch the last few weeks.

Some days they don't and some days they do.

Today they are here again and haven't left. I have fed them sometimes like bread pieces or like cereal..

Any reason why they have chose my house of all places?

There is a lake near by my house so I don't understand why my house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195205


yeah because you are feeding them dumbass
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Not necessarily.

Ever hear the expression 'odd duck'?

They may choose to birth their young there for years, or maybe just once.
Ducks are pretty cool if can get to know them.
They pretty much decide if they want to get to know you, though.
Not like porcupines, I miss being around porcupines... lol
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
It means 2 frigging ducks are on your front porch. WTF.?
 Quoting: Hammertime



putin
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Re: Two ducks on front porch, what does it mean?
Ok so these two ducks have been coming recently to my front porch the last few weeks.

Some days they don't and some days they do.

Today they are here again and haven't left. I have fed them sometimes like bread pieces or like cereal..

Any reason why they have chose my house of all places?

There is a lake near by my house so I don't understand why my house?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195205


yeah because you are feeding them dumbass
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


stfu
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


had i known it was you i wouldnt have called you a dumbass

that being said...there is no deeper meaning. for whatever reason they like your yard but there is nothing DEEP and DIVINE about it.
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