Time Traveler Teaches You How to Learn a Foreign Language

Do you want to learn a foreign language as quickly as possible?

Here is how.

1. Never learn just one word. Always learn that word in the shortest sentence possible.

2. Work with a native speaker or repeat what you hear on the Internet from a native speaker while acting out the verb phrase or holding the object of the noun phrase you are learning. For example, "I have a pen. I am writing with this pen." Actually write with it while saying it.

3. Learn these short sentences as a part of a theme. Going to a restaurant. Going to the hospital. Etc.

4. You'll want to master the pronouns with the verbs "be", "do", "have" and "want" in that order first. Then move on to greetings. Then to the simplest question sentences. In that order. All pronouns for each verb are learned in the same order. I, you, we, they, he, she, it. Don't change the order. Your memory will work more efficiently.

5. Have sets of index cards or an index list of short sentences, the phonetic pronunciation, and the alphabet or syllabary of the language you are learning.

6. Memorize the parts of the human body from top down. For example, "My head.", "My eyes.", "My ears." etc.

7. Then memorize verbs from top down. For example, "I think.", "I see.", "I hear./I listen."

8. When you stop having fun learning the language that day, stop and do something else for awhile until you want to go back to studying it.

9. Always review about 10 short sentences you studied your previous session before studying new sentences.

10. To order different languages, imagine you are in different rooms of a house with different colored wallpaper. French could be Blue, German black, Russian Red, Japanese White, etc...

Here is a good example of appropriate language material. YouTube or Pod-Casts are even better.
[link to www.russian.cc]

Always have fun and don't fear. We're going to get through all these immediate changes alive. My fellow Americans, if there was one foreign language I would recommend you use this method to study -- it would be Russian. There is a message in this for you.

Thanks for the link. Russian is my next language.

lol still roleplaying that you are a timtraveler

ok roletard what do you think about quantumterrorist.com ?


did you know quantum terrorists exist ?

i learned a neat little trick from the mooj in '88 just as the pussy russians were bravely advancing to the rear. ya see, we were outta' rpgs and the dishka was fucked up so we sent a kid back to thevillage for 5 gallons of diesel. There was a disabled t-72 (busted torsion bar an track) and the commies wouldnt come out (their infantry support was dead and or split) any way, ounce the little fucker humped that fuel back we had him sneak up and pour that shit out on top the tank, then we chucked a road flare on it ... needless to say, 5 gallons of diesel easily takes out a tank. even an abrams.... just remember that lil tidbit my droogies, ya dont need a fancy at rocket all ya need is 20 dollars of gas and an opportunity to do some jungle jimming.

The example that comes up from the link shows that 'he has' and 'she has' is the same but they are not.

nyevo and nyeyo and they are spelled in Cyrillic very differently.

Great thread.

Remember we have only tapped into a fraction of what is possible.

Humans are amazing, and powerful.

Been itching to learn Spanish. Now is as good time as any.

You're not a timetraveler fucktard, stop this stupid nonsense.

You have 1 year. Start!

Suggested Russian phrases to learn quickly:

1. Please do not shoot!

2. Can I help you?

3. I have no weapons

4. Are you thirsty?

5. Are you hungry?

6. No one is hiding here

7. God bless Russia!

8. Welcome my friends!

9. I will sell you my wife (daughter/son) for food and water.

10. I can lead you to people in this neighborhood who have hidden firearms.

9. I will sell you my wife (daughter/son) for food and water.

10. I can lead you to people in this neighborhood who have hidden firearms.

11. We like vodka and hate Obama too!

Do you want to learn a foreign language as quickly as possible?

Here is how.

1. Never learn just one word. Always learn that word in the shortest sentence possible.

2. Work with a native speaker or repeat what you hear on the Internet from a native speaker while acting out the verb phrase or holding the object of the noun phrase you are learning. For example, "I have a pen. I am writing with this pen." Actually write with it while saying it.

3. Learn these short sentences as a part of a theme. Going to a restaurant. Going to the hospital. Etc.

4. You'll want to master the pronouns with the verbs "be", "do", "have" and "want" in that order first. Then move on to greetings. Then to the simplest question sentences. In that order. All pronouns for each verb are learned in the same order. I, you, we, they, he, she, it. Don't change the order. Your memory will work more efficiently.

5. Have sets of index cards or an index list of short sentences, the phonetic pronunciation, and the alphabet or syllabary of the language you are learning.

6. Memorize the parts of the human body from top down. For example, "My head.", "My eyes.", "My ears." etc.

7. Then memorize verbs from top down. For example, "I think.", "I see.", "I hear./I listen."

8. When you stop having fun learning the language that day, stop and do something else for awhile until you want to go back to studying it.

9. Always review about 10 short sentences you studied your previous session before studying new sentences.

10. To order different languages, imagine you are in different rooms of a house with different colored wallpaper. French could be Blue, German black, Russian Red, Japanese White, etc...

Here is a good example of appropriate language material. YouTube or Pod-Casts are even better.
[link to www.russian.cc]

Always have fun and don't fear. We're going to get through all these immediate changes alive. My fellow Americans, if there was one foreign language I would recommend you use this method to study -- it would be Russian. There is a message in this for you.

I am now fluent in Japanese and a few other languages. My Russian is good using this technique.

#QAnon

I'm not allowed to say why right now "comrade". Let's just say there will be a lot more recounts in our near future that labor ain't gonna' like.

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Ren1999 you still out there?