The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.

must be heaven for corn on the kolob

[link to www.top10craziestmormonbeliefs.com]

I don't know who's crazier, Mormons or the people who want to give Romney the Nuclear Football because he's White.

does the corn on kolob still come out his colon undigested?

Wow. Just wow.

Let me guess..... YOUR God is......?????

What planet does your false god live on?

Are mormon girls good in the sack? Anyone taken a test drive?

you have to marry them to find out...

Actually, it's slobaknob.

whoever wrote that book must have had brain worms

Seriously? My IP isn't from Planet Kolob. -_-

If there such a thing :p

-God

[link to www.youtube.com]

Hindus believe in a God thats....blue.

Fuckoff OP.

thats a load of boloK

The Mormons are a fremason cult with Satanic rituals and symbols of the occult all over their churches...

I do not trust Mitt Romney. There is a Mormon prophecy that says that one day the Mormons will take over the US Federal government... Then what? Nuclear holocaust for everyone that isnt a Mormon?

I do know for a fact that the Mormons have a huge underground bunker underneath Salt Lake City.

I think that Mitt Romney is the epitome of all the Freemasons, and that his administration will finally succeed in creating the One World Government.

impossible to say as the great cornkolobio has no bunghole

Still no volvo v40 cross at the front street for me ...

Not from android not from the radio not from a movie maker not from europe.


Man that does suck ..

Shit hole explained and it just stays ..

mormon girls are loose, how else are they going to hump enough to birth 40 babies so the souls can migrate from Kolob?

Mormonism is a fucking batshit crazy religion, i mean dang, i thought scientology was insane.

"NANU! NANU!"

1973 album -THE PLAN- by the Osmonds. It's all about Kolob

I THINK KOLOB MAY BE NIBIRU. I AM A NON DENOMINATION PASTOR AND I LIVE IN IDAHO AND I WENT INTO THEIR CHURCH AND THEY HAD A PICTURE OF JESUS MAKING A BIG HUGE RED PLANET AND I WAS LIKE WHY IS JESUS MAKING NIBIRU IN THE MORMON CHURCH??? IAM A MESSIANIC JEW AND I THINK THEY ARE TOO??

Was everyone born a bigot or is this a recent development?

Kolob?

Sounds like something king kong would name a turd.

Oh well....im off to snap off a huge Kolob.

Angel Moroni ( apparently got an Italian name )

And interesting if you watch Battle star galactica TV series you will notice something ...

So that's where the Scientologist wackos got planet their planet Xenu from