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my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch

 
Doomwaffles

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08/15/2012 08:42 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596


it is cool2
your cat gave you a compliment
but you two have this language barrier
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 08:43 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
So you own a cat and yet you know nothing about them.
Great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16578368


not mine, my moms, my mom and dad went to the ozarks for the week so i stayed over here to watch there house at night, and this cat keeps putting dead animals on the doorstep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


watch where you step?
Offer you can't refuse.
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08/15/2012 09:07 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
the fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


Perhaps this is a mafia kitteh, and kitteh is trying to send a threat.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 09:12 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done.
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and baby bunnies. I have finally gotten the big hunter here to keep his food outdoors.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 09:13 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
its trying to show you its been a good kitty.. at least its killing them unless you want mice running around everywhere??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4609729


I'm fine with him killing mice, but killing a mouse and just laying it there outside my front door, that i stepped on btw
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


I live in Washington State and had a Manx Cat named Kimo Sabe. This cat was an outdoor cat and let me tell you something. He left every known form of animal in our county, dead on the porch welcome mat. This occurred like clockwork almost every day. No, he didn't kill our horses, goat or chickens, but I digress.

Kimo was simply letting us know he had a handle on all things creeping within our property.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 09:14 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
the fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


EAT THOSE ORGANS or you cat will attack you whilst you sleep!
damned
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 09:15 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
I forgot to add that I personally witnessed Kimo take down a Red Tailed Hawk from a fence post in our pasture.

Priceless
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08/15/2012 09:17 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
He's bringing you a gift. He's not really hungry or he would have eaten it. He loves you.
Zombietard

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08/15/2012 09:18 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Is a gift an he likes you, tell him that you are grateful, and give him some milk as a reward.
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08/15/2012 09:26 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596


Reason I love my dogs....they don't want to share.
Bluebird

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08/15/2012 09:28 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Routine cat behavior.

Mine brought inside a dead mouse last night and began tossing it into the air like it was a toy!

I'm too creeped out to pick them up after he kills them but you can sweep them onto a dust pan and flush them away.

He varies his offering amongst baby rabbits, murdered birds and an assorted species of rodents from mice to baby squirrels.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Doomwaffles

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08/15/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596


Reason I love my dogs....they don't want to share.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16499015


rockon
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 09:34 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Our little one brings all sorts of stuff, at varying stages of "living", into the house. She's basically decimated the robin population of the neighborhood, and we've determined that something in moles makes her puke. Mice, she'll eat except for their little butts. She doesn't care for the poop chute. Grasshoppers or crickets get her high (she always gets this dumb look on her face for about an hour after eating them). She'll only leave female birds that are a little older as an "offering" usually at my bedroom door.
Blue Skies

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08/15/2012 09:37 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
two gray cats
:kitten on fence:
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08/15/2012 09:37 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Clearly this is DOOM people.
WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEplE.
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08/15/2012 09:49 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
So you own a cat and yet you know nothing about them.
Great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16578368


not mine, my moms, my mom and dad went to the ozarks for the week so i stayed over here to watch there house at night, and this cat keeps putting dead animals on the doorstep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


So, you must preserve these gifts that your parents can see what kitty did while they were away. Maybe a small bow on each would be a nice touch.
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08/15/2012 09:59 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


and baby bunnies. I have finally gotten the big hunter here to keep his food outdoors.
 Quoting: Margaret Smith


I had two that were fearless hunters and pranksters too.
I had a queen size bed, with a bed skirt of heavy material and a large heavy oversized quilt. This made a "cage" of sorts,under the bed, according to the cats. They progressed from leaving dead animals on the door step to hiding live animals (birds, mice, chipmunks, etc.) in their mouth, bringing them inside, crawling under, and placing them under the bed where these live animals were then trapped/caged by the heavy material,and could be further tortured/played with for hours. Fun.
Finally started to check their mouth before letting them indoors.
Clean your temple.
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08/15/2012 12:43 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Perhaps your guardian angel is trying to send you a message using this kitteh.

Maybe you have the devil inside and your divine protector wants you to get rid of him.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
i did some google searches on this, and it says that cats do this as a sign of respect, and a sacrament to the person taking care of them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


It is that -believe it or not- the cat is a domestic animal. Just showing you he is doing his part of the deal. So be careful in doing yours.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596


This, it brought you some game to eat, all cleaned and everything! The best cat I ever owned always found a leaf or a scrap of cloth or paper and arranged the "gift" on it for my enjoyment. Presentation is everything!
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08/15/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Arent kitties so cute?
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 12:51 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
He's bringing you a gift. He's not really hungry or he would have eaten it. He loves you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18919163


^^This^^. The outside cat I used to have would bring home dead birds and mice. I would thank her and hose off the porch!
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 12:54 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Cats are smart. Rat probably ate some GMO food and the cat said screw that.
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08/15/2012 01:09 PM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
i did some google searches on this, and it says that cats do this as a sign of respect, and a sacrament to the person taking care of them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


your kitty loves you!!!





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