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History of Mankind - For Beginners

 
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Well, let me ask you this. Do you believe in God and miracles?

I would like to try and help you, but if you don't believe in God and His ability to create, then we probably have no foundation to start with.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Really? Eight years of catholic schooling, of altar boy service, CCD classes, church, and performing in multiple religous school plays re-encating the events of christmas and easter as Jesus are not enough foundation? Isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? Do you comprehend what you read? Not being rude but, I would like you to comprehend and answer my questions with an open mind, not with the tired scripted answers I always get. Make sense of all of it please.
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Many atheists have a church upbringing too. I just wanted to know if you believe in God or not?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


wall

Once again...isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? It's becoming more and more apparent that you do not comprehend what you read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


If you are convinced that there is no God, and you don't want to changed, then why are you here asking me questions?
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Ask Jesus into your heart, and repent from your sins. Ask Him to guide you and to give you understanding. Pray to the Father through Jesus Christ.
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and when you're done with that
don't forget to give 10% of your earnings
to God so Priests can use it to screw lil
boys in the ass.
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We tend to believe what makes us feel comfortable.

Truth tends to piss people off, because it threatens the comfort that they have grown accustomed to.


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There is nothing wrong with reilgion, as long as it is a personal thing between you and god.
 Quoting: THE DOGS BOLLOCKS


By that definition though, it can't be a religion.

Religions are human social groups that adhere to the same beliefs.

What you defined here is a direct relationship, as in bypassing the 'social group thought processes'.

Which is what I do too. thumbs


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Poor little Lisa.
Brainwashed into a life of being stuck in the mud.

verysad
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Really? Eight years of catholic schooling, of altar boy service, CCD classes, church, and performing in multiple religous school plays re-encating the events of christmas and easter as Jesus are not enough foundation? Isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? Do you comprehend what you read? Not being rude but, I would like you to comprehend and answer my questions with an open mind, not with the tired scripted answers I always get. Make sense of all of it please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


Many atheists have a church upbringing too. I just wanted to know if you believe in God or not?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


wall

Once again...isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? It's becoming more and more apparent that you do not comprehend what you read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


If you are convinced that there is no God, and you don't want to changed, then why are you here asking me questions?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Where in my questioning did I indicate that I wish to not change (once again a lack of reading comprehension)? I am simply asking for clarification. Are you not able to provide that? Do you even understand the things you believe in?
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Where in my questioning did I indicate that I wish to not change (once again a lack of reading comprehension)? I am simply asking for clarification. Are you not able to provide that? Do you even understand the things you believe in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


you can't reason with Christians.
All they know is what their forged book says
and what their minister says

and they look no further for truth
in the world.

it's sad really
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Here is the Christian basic history timeline:

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

NEW JERUSALEM HISTORY TIMELINE
(Events get added as needed)
*****************************************
In the beginning*********** God
13.7 Billion BC****** Universe Big Bang
4.57 Billion BC****** Sun formed
4.54 Billion BC****** Planet Earth formed
4.527 Billion BC***** Moon formed
3 Billion BC********* Algae appears
510 Million BC****** Fish appear
360 Million BC******* Fern plants appear
150 Million BC******* Birds appear
67-65.5 Million BC ***Tyrannosaurus Rex abundant
65.5 Million BC*** Dinosaur extinction event
4.8 Million BC****Mammoths appear
250,000 BC*****Homo sapiens
4167 BC*****Time of Adam (Mankind aware of God)
4037 BC*****Adam begat Seth
3932 BC*****Seth begat Enos
3842 BC*****Enos begat Cainan
3772 BC*****Cainan begat Mahalaleel
3707 BC*****Mahalaleel begat Jared
3545 BC*****Jared begat Enoch
3480 BC*****Enoch begat Methuselah
3293 BC*****Methuselah begat Lamech
3111 BC*****Lamech begat Noah
2611 BC*****Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth
2600 BC*****Egyptian Pyramids begin to emerge
2511 BC*****Noah’s Flood
2510 BC*****Noah’s Flood ends
2508 BC*****Shem begat Arphaxad
2473 BC*****Arphaxad begat Salah
2443 BC*****Salah begat Heber
2409 BC*****Heber begat Peleg
2379 BC*****Peleg begat Reu
2347 BC*****Reu begat Serug
2317 BC*****Serug begat Nahor
2288 BC*****Nahor begat Terah
2218 BC*****Terah begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran
2143 BC*****Abram 75 years old travels to land of Canaan
2132 BC*****Abram and Hagar bare Ishmael
2119 BC*****God names Abram as Abraham
2118 BC*****Abraham and Sarah bare Isaac
2058 BC*****Isaac and Rebekah bare Esau and Jacob
By 1938 BC*****Jacob/Israel has begotten 12 sons
*************From Leah: Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, and Zebulon
*************From Rachel: Joseph and Benjamin
*************From Bilhah: Dan and Naphtali
*************From Zilpah: Gad and Asher
1924 BC***** Israel entry into Egypt
1574 BC***** Moses
1494 BC***** Passover Exodus of Israel from Egypt /Pharaoh Thutmose II
1454 BC***** Joshua leads children of Israel
1098 BC***** King Saul, Prophet Samuel
1058 BC***** King David
1018 BC***** King Solomon
1014 BC***** King Solomon began to build the house of the Lord 1 Kings 6:1
1007 BC***** Solomon First Temple completed
978 BC****** Israel divided into Northern Kingdom and Southern Kingdoms
************** Northern: Jeroboam – 10 tribes of Israel
************** Southern: Rehoboam – Judah and Benjamin
961 BC****** Abijam of Judah
958 BC****** Asa of Judah
956 BC****** Nadab of Israel
955 BC****** Baasha of Israel
932 BC****** Elah of Israel
932 BC****** Zimri of Israel (7 days)
932 BC****** Omri of Israel
920 BC****** Ahab of Israel
917 BC****** Jehoshaphat of Judah
900 BC****** Ahaziah of Israel
899 BC****** Jehoram of Israel
892 BC****** Jehoram of Judah
887 BC****** Jehu of Israel
884 BC****** Ahaziah of Judah
883 BC****** Athaliah of Judah
876 BC****** Joash of Judah
853 BC****** Jehoahaz of Israel
839 BC****** Jehoash/Joash of Israel
836 BC****** Amaziah of Judah
822 BC****** Jeroboam II of Israel
807 BC****** The people install young Uzziah/Azariah of Judah
795 BC****** Uzziah older begins ruling****Prophet Isaiah
781 – 770 BC***Israel no King
769 BC****** Zechariah of Israel
768 BC****** Shallum of Israel
768 BC****** Menahem of Israel
757 BC****** Pekahiah of Israel
755 BC****** Jotham of Judah, Pekah of Israel
753 BC****** Romulus founder of Rome 10 month calendar
749 BC****** Ahaz of Judah
737 BC****** Hoshea of Israel
733 BC****** Hezekiah of Judah
728 BC****** Fall of Samaria, Israel carried away captive to Assyria
713 BC****** Numa the second King of Rome calendar adds Ianuarius (January) and Februarius (February)
704 BC****** Manasseh of Judah
649 BC****** Amon of Judah
647 BC****** Josiah of Judah
634 BC****** Prophet Jeremiah
616 BC****** Jehoahaz of Judah
615 BC****** Eliakim (Jehoiakim) of Judah
612 BC****** Prophet Daniel
604 BC****** Jehoiachin of Judah – Babylon captivity begins
603 BC****** Zedekiah of Judah
599 BC****** Prophet Ezekiel
592 BC****** Babylon destroys Jerusalem and Solomon’s First Temple
566 BC****** Death of Nebuchadnezzar II
559 BC****** Cyrus of Persia begins
539 BC****** Cyrus of Persia conquers Babylon
534 BC****** First year of Cyrus King of Persia spiritual rule, allows Judah to build house of the Lord Second Temple. End of 70 year Babylon captivity.
522 BC****** King Darius of Persia
516 BC****** House of God Second Temple finished in Jerusalem in 6th year of Darius rule
487 BC****** King Ahasuerus II (Xerxes I) of Persia
480 BC****** Esther becomes Queen of King Ahasuerus II
475 BC****** Queen Esther stops Haman’s plot to kill God’s people
467 BC****** King Artaxerxes of Persia
460 BC****** Ezra leaves Babylon and goes to Jerusalem
447 BC****** 20th year of King Artaxerxes, with Nehemiah - issues decree allowing Jerusalem to be rebuilt. Daniel 70 week prophecy begins.
398 BC****** Jerusalem city is rebuilt
165 BC****** Maccabees rededication of Second Temple - Feast of Dedication/ Festival of Lights
63 BC******* Pompey conquers Jerusalem and brings it under Roman rule
45 BC ****** Julius Caesar reforms Roman calendar to Julian calendar, the fifth month Quintilus renamed to Julius (July)
8 BC******** The sixth month Sextillus renamed to Augustus (August) in honor of Augustus Caesar
6 BC******** Bethlehem, Judea. Angel of the Lord appears to Joseph in dream and tells him Mary will give birth to Jesus. Matthew 2
5 BC******** Herod sends wisemen to search out where Jesus will be born. Wise men meet Joseph and Mary and give them gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Wise men return to their own countries without briefing Herod.
5 BC******* Angel of the Lord tells Joseph to take Mary and go to Egypt. Herod kills 2 year and under children.
4 BC******* Herod dies. Herod Archelaus takes over. Angel of the Lord tells Joseph to take Mary and go into land of Israel. Joseph goes to Nazareth, Galilee
0/0/1 Alpha Day
5 AD Jun 1*** John the Baptist Conception Luke 1
5 AD Dec 1*** Jesus Conception Day Luke 1
6 AD Mar 1*** John the Baptist birth
6 AD ********* Caesar Augustus calls for census tax Luke 2. Joseph and Mary go to Bethlehem, Judea
6 AD Sept 1*** Jesus birth in a manger
14 AD********* Tiberius becomes Caesar
25 AD********* Pilate and Caiaphas appointed to office
29 AD********* Ministry of John the Baptist begins calling for repentance
33 AD********* Jesus baptized. Calls for people to love one another and God and know the truth.
34 AD********* John the Baptist put in prison and beheaded by Herod Antipas
35 AD********* 12 Apostles: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James,Simon, Thaddeus, Judas Iscariot
36 AD ******** Jesus crucified in Jerusalem at age of 29.5
36 AD ******** Pentecost. Peter and about 120 others begin the new Temple which is the Church of God and Jesus Christ the Messiah 483 years (69x7) from 447BC.
36 AD********** Stephen’s Martyrdom
36 AD*********** Pilate dethroned, Caiaphas deposed
39 AD*********** Jewish priest Saul (Paul) filled with the Holy Ghost in middle of 70 week of Daniel prophecy. Stops persecuting Christians. Understands love fulfills the law.
43 AD *********** Daniel 490th year of (70 week) prophecy.
43 AD – 100 AD** The influence of Jesus causes the books of the New Testament to be written.
66 AD*********** Jewish/Roman 7 year war begins/Christians flee Judea
68 AD*********** Roman Emperor Nero loses all support
69 AD*********** John of Giscala attempts to be ruler of Jerusalem. Year of 4 Roman Emperors: Galba,Otho,Vitellius,Vespasian
70 AD*********** Romans lay waste to city of Jerusalem and Second Temple
73 AD*********** Romans takeover city of Jerusalem. Church of Jesus Christ the Messiah continues to grow
325 AD********** Roman Emperor Constantine I Council of Nicaea – gathering of Christian bishops with the intent being to define unity of beliefs for the whole of Christendom.
1000 AD********* Norse/Icelandic explorer Leif Ericson discovers Vinland on the northern tip of what is now Newfoundland, Canada
1054 AD********* Great Schism – Split of Christianity into Roman Catholic Church and Eastern Orthodox Church
1095-1291 AD*** Crusades – series of religious wars by Catholic Church to regain control of Jerusalem
1492 AD********* Columbus sails from Spain in 3 ships the Santa Maria, Pinta and Santa Clara (Nina) and lands at the Bahamas archipelago
1517 AD********* Martin Luther sparks Protestant Reformation challenging the Catholic Church
1545-1563 AD*** Council of Trent - Catholic Church holds council to respond to Protestant Reformation
1582 AD********* Pope Gregory VIII Gregorian calendar introduced for some nations. Thursday, October 4th,1582 was followed by Friday,October 15th. Shift from Julian calendar to Gregorian calendar system.
1607 AD********* On May 14, 1607, a group of roughly 100 members of a joint venture called the Virginia Company approved by King James I, traveled to North America in 3 ships named Susan Constant, Discovery and Godspeed and founded Jamestown, the first permanent English settlement in North America on the banks of the James River in Virginia.
1611 AD********* King James Bible
1751 AD********* British Calendar Act of 1751. Britain shifts from Julian calendar to Gregorian calendar. Declares day after Wednesday, September 2, 1752 to be Thursday, September 14,1752.
1773 AD********* Boston Tea Party - Americans boycott taxed British tea
1775-1783 AD*** American Revolutionary War between Kingdom of Britain and new United States of America
1778 AD********* Christian United States recognized as an independent nation
1853 AD********* Christian United States consists of 31 states 2300 years after 447 BC
1913 AD********* United States creates the Federal Reserve
1914-1918 AD*** World War 1
1919 AD********* League of Nations formed for global peace
1939-1945 AD*** World War 2
1945 AD********* United Nations takes over for League of Nations.
1950 AD********* Korean War
1957 AD********* Vietnam War
1959 AD********* United States consists of 50 states. Church of Jesus Christ flourishing
1976 AD********* Holy Bible King James Version with Easter in Acts 12:4
1991 AD********* Persian Gulf Iraq War
1995 AD********* International Date Line in Pacific Ocean adjusted – line where 24 hour days begin
2000 AD********* Church of Jesus Christ spreading to all of the nations
2012 AD********* Approximately 7 billion people on Earth
2012 AD********* Received confirmation from White House at Washington DC of receipt of New Jerusalem Calendar materials



Present********* New Jerusalem Calendar enters into humanity’s consciousness from Niagara Falls, USA as Christian United States of America suggests to other nations to end the wars and unite into the New Jerusalem Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth.

Future***** We create it and just work to make it better and better!



Fri Aug 6/22/12
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Wait wait wait...now i'm totally confused. First Lisa says God created it all. Now the big bang is how it all began? I was always under the impression that christians did not believe in that stuff. My mother is a ridiculous christian, along with all the other whackos in her church. They don't even believe that dinosaurs exsisted, and that the earth is no more than 6000 years old. By the way, how did mammoths just appear out of nowhere? There were homo sapiens before Adam and Eve? Did you just debunk your faith?!

5a
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Many atheists have a church upbringing too. I just wanted to know if you believe in God or not?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


wall

Once again...isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? It's becoming more and more apparent that you do not comprehend what you read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


If you are convinced that there is no God, and you don't want to changed, then why are you here asking me questions?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Where in my questioning did I indicate that I wish to not change (once again a lack of reading comprehension)? I am simply asking for clarification. Are you not able to provide that? Do you even understand the things you believe in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


Think spiritually. The Jonah whale story is about Jonah being in the Dagon fish god society of Nineveh. Not Jonah actually being in a whale that you see in the physical ocean.

Jonah 1:17
Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.


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BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY

How was this to happen without intercourse?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Wait wait wait...now i'm totally confused. First Lisa says God created it all. Now the big bang is how it all began? I was always under the impression that christians did not believe in that stuff. My mother is a ridiculous christian, along with all the other whackos in her church. They don't even believe that dinosaurs exsisted, and that the earth is no more than 6000 years old. By the way, how did mammoths just appear out of nowhere? There were homo sapiens before Adam and Eve? Did you just debunk your faith?!

5a
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God was in the beginning.God created the Big Bang.

Adam and Eve were the first set of humanity aware of God.


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Really? Eight years of catholic schooling, of altar boy service, CCD classes, church, and performing in multiple religous school plays re-encating the events of christmas and easter as Jesus are not enough foundation? Isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? Do you comprehend what you read? Not being rude but, I would like you to comprehend and answer my questions with an open mind, not with the tired scripted answers I always get. Make sense of all of it please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


Many atheists have a church upbringing too. I just wanted to know if you believe in God or not?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


wall

Once again...isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? It's becoming more and more apparent that you do not comprehend what you read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


If you are convinced that there is no God, and you don't want to changed, then why are you here asking me questions?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


See the flawed logic here? To believe in those nonsensical biblical stories, one must first believe in God. And to believe God, one must believe in the bible.

So which one did you believe first Lisa? Bible first and then God? Or God first and then bible?
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Once again...isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? It's becoming more and more apparent that you do not comprehend what you read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


If you are convinced that there is no God, and you don't want to changed, then why are you here asking me questions?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Where in my questioning did I indicate that I wish to not change (once again a lack of reading comprehension)? I am simply asking for clarification. Are you not able to provide that? Do you even understand the things you believe in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


Think spiritually. The Jonah whale story is about Jonah being in the Dagon fish god society of Nineveh. Not Jonah actually being in a whale that you see in the physical ocean.

Jonah 1:17
Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.


Fri Aug 6/22/12
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Then why in many illustrated bibles and childrens bibles is Jonah depicted as being swallowed by an actual whale?
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Think spiritually. The Jonah whale story is about Jonah being in the Dagon fish god society of Nineveh. Not Jonah actually being in a whale that you see in the physical ocean.

Jonah 1:17
Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.


Fri Aug 6/22/12
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if that was true
then Jonah is dead.
there is no air in a whales belly.
his air goes to his lungs.
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Many atheists have a church upbringing too. I just wanted to know if you believe in God or not?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


wall

Once again...isn't it obvious in my questioning that I no longer believe? It's becoming more and more apparent that you do not comprehend what you read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


If you are convinced that there is no God, and you don't want to changed, then why are you here asking me questions?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Where in my questioning did I indicate that I wish to not change (once again a lack of reading comprehension)? I am simply asking for clarification. Are you not able to provide that? Do you even understand the things you believe in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


Where is heaven? Another dimension, the spiritual realm
What does God look like? I've never seen Him, but the Bible says we were made in His image.
What race was Adam and Eve? Probably white, ruddy complexion
Did God give them a full vocabulary to communicate, and what language was it? Yes, they could speak, don't know what language.
Are we all the product of incest? Technically, yes.
How did herbivores eat and survive after the "great flood"? Yes, Noah stored food of all kinds in the ark.
How did Noah gather animals from other parts of the world? He didn't, God made the animals come to him.
How did Noah create such a large ark without such logistical knowlede? God gave him exact instructions.
How did Noah trap lions, tigers and bears? God brought the animals to him
How does one survive inside the gut of a whale? A miracle.
How does one simply turn to stone? A miracle
What did Jesus accomplish by dying for peoples sins at the time? He accomplished the last sacrifice for sins that had to be made. His sacrifice atoned for the sins of all who believe in Him.
Should we consider Jesus a zombie since he "rose freom the dead"? Seriously?
What does the easter bunny and chocolate have to do with "the resurrection"? Nothing, those are pagan symbols.
How does one become impregnated without fertilization of an egg? The power of God. A miracle.
Why hasn't God revealed himself to modern society? He does daily.
Why does God allow good people to suffer? What is suffering? You are assuming that all suffering is bad. Jesus suffered and He saved the world as a result. I've suffered much and have grown from it. If the mountain was smooth, you couldn't climb it. Suffering provides a means to grow, overcome and learn.
Why does't God punish evildoers with a bolt of lightning? He is going to punish those who refuse Him and continue to do evil. It will be with fire this time, the last time.
Why do churches need so much money? They don't, some men are greedy.
Why do churches need big screen TV's, rock bands, dvd's, shirts, and cd's? They don't need it.
Why do catholics brainwash their children to believe, and label those children as evil if they don't? I"m not catholic, don't know.
Why has the christian religion killed so many people when their fifth commandment clearly states "thou shalt not kill"? The ones who go around killing and murdering are not real Christians.
Why do priests touch little boys? They are controlled by satan.
How come christians do not realize how silly this all sounds? Because we know it's true, we know God.
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BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY

How was this to happen without intercourse?
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God must have known man was gonna sin
because Adam and Eve already had
their parts for childbearing
BEFORE Eve ate the fruit.
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" Thou shalt not have any other Gods before me"

So the God of moses and abraham is saying that there are other Gods?..moses by making a covenant with this God( a deal) This God is saying you will ONLY worship me and if you break this deal, you fry in hellfire forever and ever...wow. what a evil deal..thank the heavens I never made a deal with that god.. my God is the God of Absolute Love, Compassion, and Forgiveness who never judges, condems, or punishes, but transforms you into love when you embrace love, the food of the soul
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Wait wait wait...now i'm totally confused. First Lisa says God created it all. Now the big bang is how it all began? I was always under the impression that christians did not believe in that stuff. My mother is a ridiculous christian, along with all the other whackos in her church. They don't even believe that dinosaurs exsisted, and that the earth is no more than 6000 years old. By the way, how did mammoths just appear out of nowhere? There were homo sapiens before Adam and Eve? Did you just debunk your faith?!

5a
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God was in the beginning.God created the Big Bang.

Adam and Eve were the first set of humanity aware of God.


Fri Aug 6/22/12
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Now God created the big bang too?! How in the world did he do that? Oh that's right, it was a miracle right?
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Then why in many illustrated bibles and childrens bibles is Jonah depicted as being swallowed by an actual whale?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1440567


I guess they think it is a way of getting children interested but then they grow up and learn about Dagon the fish god of Nineveh and how Jonah was put there to get them to repent.



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The History of Mankind – Condensed for Beginners



God created
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This is where I stopped reading and voted 1 star.
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^^^THIS^^^(is there a zero star?)
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. Then the angels came down, took on human form and mated with human women and produced an abominable offspring

Didn't god do the same thing?
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. Then the angels came down, took on human form and mated with human women and produced an abominable offspring

Didn't god do the same thing?
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No.
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But did you look for the problems in the story?

If GOD is omniscient then he/she/it is far smarter than this beginners version, portrays.

Keep studying!
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. Then the angels came down, took on human form and mated with human women and produced an abominable offspring

Didn't god do the same thing?
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And you want us to worship that abominable offspring?
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. Then the angels came down, took on human form and mated with human women and produced an abominable offspring

Didn't god do the same thing?
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but it's ok when God does it
lol
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:wlkngprght2:


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. Then the angels came down, took on human form and mated with human women and produced an abominable offspring

Didn't god do the same thing?
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No.
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God didnt come down and impregnate Mary and create an offspring?
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lol
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God was in the beginning.God created the Big Bang.

Adam and Eve were the first set of humanity aware of God.


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and no caveman ever looked into
the sky and wondered what was out there ???
hahahaha
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. Then the angels came down, took on human form and mated with human women and produced an abominable offspring

Didn't god do the same thing?
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No.
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God didnt come down and impregnate Mary and create an offspring?
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The virgin was impregnated by a miracle, by the power of God Himself. Not by intercourse with a physical being.

Jesus was perfect and God in the flesh.
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Now God created the big bang too?! How in the world did he do that? Oh that's right, it was a miracle right?
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Rev 4:11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.


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