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Shaka Zulu was White!

 
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It has been proven using both DNA test and hitherto undiscovered documents that Shaka Zulu, the great king of South Africa, was actually a renegade Irishman named Seamus O'Feeny! Seamus had been shipwrecked on the coast of Natal and had been captured by the Zulu, who were quickly convinced that he was a god by the fact that he was able to make fire by commanding the Sun with a piece of glass.
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It has been proven using both DNA test and hitherto undiscovered documents that Shaka Zulu, the great king of South Africa, was actually a renegade Irishman named Seamus O'Feeny! Seamus had been shipwrecked on the coast of Natal and had been captured by the Zulu, who were quickly convinced that he was a god by the fact that he was able to make fire by commanding the Sun with a piece of glass.
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Wheres your link? BTW, Shaka was a Zulu chief, not the king of the African tribes in South Africa. Each tribe had and have their own chief and incidentally, also had the means to make fire predating colonisation.

I should know. My grandfather employed Zulu labourers on our Pietermaritzburg farm (in what was then Natal and is now Kwa-Zulu Natal), the labourers resided on our farm in African Kraals and as a child growing up in South Africa, I spoke the tribal language of Zulu with our labourers,and heard much about the great Shaka who devised the unique Zulu form of combat, saw images and photos (of drawings incidentally before someone gets their knickers in a twist) of this great man and he most certainly dd not look remotely like a Catholic fellow from Ireland.

So again, where is your link.

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It has been proven using both DNA test and hitherto undiscovered documents that Shaka Zulu, the great king of South Africa, was actually a renegade Irishman named Seamus O'Feeny! Seamus had been shipwrecked on the coast of Natal and had been captured by the Zulu, who were quickly convinced that he was a god by the fact that he was able to make fire by commanding the Sun with a piece of glass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25084779


Wheres your link? BTW, Shaka was a Zulu chief, not the king of the African tribes in South Africa. Each tribe had and have their own chief and incidentally, also had the means to make fire predating colonisation.

I should know. My grandfather employed Zulu labourers on our Pietermaritzburg farm (in what was then Natal and is now Kwa-Zulu Natal), the labourers resided on our farm in African Kraals and as a child growing up in South Africa, I spoke the tribal language of Zulu with our labourers,and heard much about the great Shaka who devised the unique Zulu form of combat, saw images and photos (of drawings incidentally before someone gets their knickers in a twist) of this great man and he most certainly dd not look remotely like a Catholic fellow from Ireland.

So again, where is your link.
 Quoting: Marxist


Ah, but don't you see, the drawings were faked in order to make people think that Shaka was Black. You mention the Zulu combat techniques, these can be proven to have been copied from the Roman military manual Rei Militaris Instituta by Vegetius. This is especially evident in the use of the long shield with the Iklwa (assegai) being used in the same manner as the Gladius. Even the charging bull buffalo formation incorporates Roman tactics, which were derived from those used by Hannibal and the Carthaginian's. The connection comes from the fact that O'Feeny was a Roman Catholic, and obviously was given a Roman education.
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Shaka was actually his nick-name, he was a red head and people would comment on his shock of red hair, this eventually became shaka red hair, Shaka.
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Shaka was actually his nick-name, he was a red head and people would comment on his shock of red hair, this eventually became shaka red hair, Shaka.
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It has been proven using both DNA test and hitherto undiscovered documents that Shaka Zulu, the great king of South Africa, was actually a renegade Irishman named Seamus O'Feeny! Seamus had been shipwrecked on the coast of Natal and had been captured by the Zulu, who were quickly convinced that he was a god by the fact that he was able to make fire by commanding the Sun with a piece of glass.
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Shaka was actually his nick-name, he was a red head and people would comment on his shock of red hair, this eventually became shaka red hair, Shaka.
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ROFL!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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So that is why the Zulu hated the English, they had an Irish king!
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shala poo poo
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Shake O zulu
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:anger:
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:exciting:
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pimp It's true. He was my Uncle. Uncle Shaka is my favorite Uncle.
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Shaka O'Zulu?
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A first I was like scratching
Then it became 1rof1

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jedi mind tricks work well on negros
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And Abraham Lincoln was the one eyed purple people eater.
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True story this is..

Most great leaders have white DNA, Lawrence of Arabia, the Pharaohs. DeClerck
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in fact, steven bico is irush too and nelson mandela is scotish....they first was a read haired man, but he would put perm and dye it black and mandela was blonde till eh turned grey, laso dyed his hair.also rosa parks was a white lady, she was irish too, her real name was sinead...in fact there are no black people in this world, only irish posing as africans.....
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And Abraham Lincoln was the one eyed purple people eater.
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That explains it, I always thought he looked creepy.
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Shaka was actually his nick-name, he was a red head and people would comment on his shock of red hair, this eventually became shaka red hair, Shaka.
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laugh
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Too long

Didn't read.

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Re: Shaka Zulu was White!
in fact, steven bico is irush too and nelson mandela is scotish....they first was a read haired man, but he would put perm and dye it black and mandela was blonde till eh turned grey, laso dyed his hair.also rosa parks was a white lady, she was irish too, her real name was sinead...in fact there are no black people in this world, only irish posing as africans.....
 Quoting: eve incognito 26264034


Well, you know the Irish were called "God; White Negroes".
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Re: Shaka Zulu was White!
in fact, steven bico is irush too and nelson mandela is scotish....they first was a read haired man, but he would put perm and dye it black and mandela was blonde till eh turned grey, laso dyed his hair.also rosa parks was a white lady, she was irish too, her real name was sinead...in fact there are no black people in this world, only irish posing as africans.....
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That is a lie, Rosa Parks was Polish, shortened her name from Parkenowsky.
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in fact, steven bico is irush too and nelson mandela is scotish....they first was a read haired man, but he would put perm and dye it black and mandela was blonde till eh turned grey, laso dyed his hair.also rosa parks was a white lady, she was irish too, her real name was sinead...in fact there are no black people in this world, only irish posing as africans.....
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That is a lie, Rosa Parks was Polish, shortened her name from Parkenowsky.
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ohno
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Re: Shaka Zulu was White!
It has been proven using both DNA test and hitherto undiscovered documents that Shaka Zulu, the great king of South Africa, was actually a renegade Irishman named Seamus O'Feeny! Seamus had been shipwrecked on the coast of Natal and had been captured by the Zulu, who were quickly convinced that he was a god by the fact that he was able to make fire by commanding the Sun with a piece of glass.
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cruise
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Zeta's right again..............


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Zeta's right again..............


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funchrist
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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the 1st Zulu war happened in Glasgow.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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LOL...post that on News 24 in South Africa...
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