I Just Had Sex With YOUR WIFE, Ask Me A Question

Thank God, I'll get some sleep finally..

Your welcome.



ok, next question

Come on people.....I'm boning your wives....ask me a question...

Why are you so ugly?

you now have herpes

That's what the ladies look for....just look at Gene Simmons

Why are you fucking everyones wife?

I eat it for breakfast. Syphilis for dessert.

Because they're home during the day and I'm unemployed

He has money, you have none.

Plus you have a pencil dick.

After experiencing her, what do you think of her breasts?

I also have a dick pencil....it's an actual pencil that I bought at a sex shop...and the eraser is shaped like a pair of testicles

They are nice, I motorboat them frequently.

And you use it to pleasure yourself all the time.

now i fucked your wife.

What did you think of my sloppy seconds?
And did it perhaps frustrate you a bit that my thick penis had previously stretched her far beyond the capabilities of your pencil dick?

And thirdly what would you say if you found out I asked her to seduce you and tape it;because it turns me on?

Did you enjoy eating out my cum?

Did she so that barking thing and ask you to call her Lassie?

you both now have herpes, and syphilis apparently...

did u suck her dick??? she's a hermie

I'm a lesbian?

Awesome!
We collect STD's like 4th graders collect yugioh cards

I didn't know I have one...

Your wife is not up to par, she sucks

And I fucked yours....twice yesterday, three times on Saturday

My wife is dead.

Can you tell her to pick up a gallon of milk on her way home.

She actually makes noises like a seal

From fucking me...