I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them

No such thing as ghosts, actually the belief that ghosts exist make you vulnerable to demonic spirits to impersonate the dead. The dead are dead and there is no such things as ghosts. Therefore go ahead and challenge them but cast them out of your home in the name of Jesus Christ.. They are most active at 3am.

Be sure to record all of it.

Sounds like a REALLY good plan!...report back on the results!

This should be interesting......

^Ditto. I'm not sure I'd provoke them and challenge them if they're already that bad but hey.. not my house!

Hell yeah!

Hopefully they won't fully manifest, though.

no such thing as jesus christ, religion is man made. ghosts are real tho i have seen them with other witnesses

Have Fun! or sould I say good luck?

Let us know how that works out for you.

Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!

Go get some cats!

Mocking of the Trinity. You're either close or real close, take you're choice, lol.

Good for you......Why should you feel the need to leave.

noob

Nice!

Use hot dogs.

Ghost hate to be taunted with hot dogs.

They get so pissed that they can't physically eat them anymore.

Perhaps you should try smudging with sage first, if you haven't already.

Just a thought.

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Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?



You can see right through them!

Stupid much?

Pour a glass of Beer and offer it to the ghosts.

Use a Ouiji board to listen to them.

Then Drink their beer & tell tell them they suck at being ghosts.

They hate that.

OP, do a search on paranormal investigators and find one in your area. Contact them immediately.These people will not charge you for a basic investigation as most of them are non-profit groups with volunteers.

I have personally used the services of such a group in the past and was amazed at the results.

Your situation is getting out of control and you need some help in dealing with it. Search engines are your friend! Please let us know what happens.

In the meantime, telling them to go away in the name of Jesus or whatever deity you hold in your heart may help.

I don't care what anyone says, I KNOW they exist. I lived with them for 12 years. Waking me up, shaking my bed, standing next to the bed and talking, pictures and other things flying off the walls to the center of the room instead of straight down, like gravity would dictate, (with witnesses), the cabinets all opening and closing at the same time in the kitchen, lights turning on where I never even knew where the switch was. And something happened once to make me believe they're NOT passive and can cause real trouble.

It was/is Chumash Indian territory. There were a lot of exorcisms in the area, and the christian and Catholic church couldn't do anything about them. I know more than a few people who moved and even sold their houses because of them (look up the history of Summerland, CA). Because they were native Americans and not xtians the church had no control over them. So the church had to call in an equal opportunity exorcist. Luckily, I dated one (I'm serious, she's a well known "intuitive") and had the one "bad guy vanquished.

I lived it, and my friends and family all witnessed the craziness. My xtian parents, a heavy construction worker who was a semi-pro inside linebacker (who ran out of my house yelling "no fucking way" when something happened one night) and neighbors who just up and left because they couldn't take it any more. You can't convince me they DON'T exist from what I went through.

But be careful. Something happened one night that showed me they can be more than just mischievous.

I don't understand people that are willing to put up with ghosts. Why don't you get a shaman or someone that can cleanse the house to come over and do it? I am sure you can find one online.

Saw this on documentary on Netflix called "Paranormal Witness" about real live ghost stories from people who were being tormented by ghosts. Scared the living daylights out of me. Some of the spirits did very wild things, like made it rain in the living room. Very bizarre stuff. It seems people always wait way too long before getting help. It's not worth it. Especially if the ghosts are scaring your kids or pets. Get someone to come cleanse the house.

Try smoking sage all over the house. It's supposed to clear out bad energies.

If they are violent they could be demonic and not ghosts. Find a local ghost hunter in ur area. Ghost hunters are popular nowadays.

Focus on the corners of rooms. "They" love 90 degree angles. And you have to burn the sage all the way down so it's all gone.

Sounds like demons, not ghosts.

Without a good relationship with God The Father and His Son Jesus The Christ, plus dulling your senses with alcohol, there's a 99% chance you'll wind up in some category of Darwin award winners.

If you really want them to be gone, you'll need Jesus' help.

Would you be so kind as to tell more on that last paragraph?