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The POPULARITY of the COCONUT reaches ALL-TIME HIGH!

 
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their not there!!! Sheesh I hate not being able to fix typo's
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Actually, it's "they're". Sorry to be pedantic
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11/30/2012 11:01 AM
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daydreaming - we are starting to remove it from our grocery selection. it is really only meant for candles and soap... our most popular brands have had it.. like our beloved mayonese....but it is no good. they are starting to replace it with soya oil.
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Do you ship overseas ?

I'd really like to have premade coconut mayonaise.
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UGH...I fucking hate coconut. If I were shipwrecked, I'd rather starve and die slowly.
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I LOVE coconut!!

May I have your share??

rockon
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lol, you can have it all. There are a number of things I'd rather do than consume coconut. Like light my pants on fire...or eat dirt. I'd rather eat my own dick than eat coconut.
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Okay, I won't watch that, but thanks for the coconut! LOL!!

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You are the mistake englishman. You are the first mistake.
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I love Coconuts! The water inside is amazing. What I dont enjoy however is always taking a hammer to crack the thing open then spending at least a half hour prying every bit out of it lol. Great survival food to stack up on too.
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Blood?
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Coconut Water has been heavily advertised on the market for a while now (not to be mixed up with Coconut Milk) as a hot health-drink, but did you know that it has the SAME electrolyte balance as our blood plasma? Coconut Water is one of the biggest sources of electrolytes out there and is almost identical in composition to human blood plasma. In fact, during the Pacific War, coconut water (taken straight from a coconut, it acts as a universal donor) was used as emergency blood plasma transfusions to wounded soldiers. Apparently, this is still done in some third world countries. Wild, right? Since coconut water is always nestled into a coconut, it is always sterile and ready to drink (or inject), because the layers of the coconut act as a filter. (Disclaimer: these are facts about what some people do in EMERGENCY situations, mainly in the past. In today's world, coconut water is around for us to rejuvenate our blood with electrolytes by drinking it.)

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thats so cool omg
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UGH...I fucking hate coconut. If I were shipwrecked, I'd rather starve and die slowly.
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i looove them xD always have since i was a kid
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i love coconut jumpy
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coconut water also filters out radiation!
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Tried actual coconut water for the first time a week or two ago. DISGUSTING! Closest thing I can relate the taste to is...maybe a raw potato?
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was it from a can? i cannot drink packaged coconut water it is terrible.

real coconut water straight out of the coconut is sooo sweet!
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coconut oil is awesome for you. That troll from norway is just trying to fuck with everyone. Coconut oil is one of the healthiest oils....
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UGH...I fucking hate coconut. If I were shipwrecked, I'd rather starve and die slowly.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


I LOVE coconut!!

May I have your share??

rockon
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


lol, you can have it all. There are a number of things I'd rather do than consume coconut. Like light my pants on fire...or eat dirt. I'd rather eat my own dick than eat coconut.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


Well, you go right ahead, dude.
Bon Appetit !
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Wherever you go nowadays a cococut-related product is sure to be there. You can drink it, eat it, fry with it and even use it for blood. Yes, coconuts are the hippest thing sinse texas hold-em. But unlike the fine art of poker playing, coconuts are no bluff, they're the real thing.

Here's why!

DRINK IT

Nothing refreshes like the juice of a young coconut. Simple sugars, electrolytes, and minerals replenish the body's hydration levels.

Consider the filtration method of the coconut; it extracts water from the Earth through osmosis. This filters all the way to the very top of the tree and then into the completely sealed shell of the coconut. This stuff is absolute pure goodness.

Cytokinins in coconut water contain significant anti-aging, anti-carcinogenic, and anti-thrombotic effects.

Coconut water is a very good source of B-complex vitamins such as riboflavin, niacin, thiamin, pyridoxine, and folates.

EAT IT

The fiber in coconut is insoluble and therefore indigestable, but this is a good thing! A feeling of fullness and 0 calories from fiber is the result and one sparkling clean bowel.

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 Quoting: Person445


I love everything coconut. The oil is the best out there, heat stable, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-viral and a great saturated/mono-unsaturated profile. The water is the most refreshing drink available, all natural not like those colored artificial Gatorade type drinks and vitamin waters. Even coconut flour is awesome! If you have any interest in your own health or those you love, it would benefit you to look into coconut. Tropical Traditions is a great website to check out for quality product and when on sale, their prices are difficult to beat. Good health to you all!
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Coconut flour is a great substitute flour for gluten free diets! :) I use coconut oil for lotion, cooking, and I take internally for the alkalizing effect it has! It truly is a wonderfood :)
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It's what plants crave
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There finding Coconut oil is good for Alzheimer's patients.

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They're... not THERE. It's ok... there/their/they're... we all mess up once in awhile. :)
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yeh drink the cool aid, its got electrolytes!

lmao this reminds me of idiocracy!
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UGH...I fucking hate coconut. If I were shipwrecked, I'd rather starve and die slowly.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


Fresh coconut milk is delicious. They whack off the top and serve with a bamboo straw. They also sell different flavors of coconut water which is pretty good too. We use coconut milk in cereal and cooking as well.

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Here's a couple natural products that will keep you perfectly healthy.


Coconut Oil

Apple cider vinegar

Hydrogen Peroxide

Honey (the more local the better)




It's all about alkaline vs. acidic.


You are what you eat. Imagine that you take on the vibration of the food you eat. If it's a low vibration meal like meat then what do you think happens?
 Quoting: daydreamin


erm...you vibrate lowly...
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You are the mistake englishman. You are the first mistake.
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Get out, troll.
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sorry. had to. chuckle

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Quick! Everyone hoard limes, it's the next craze coming since people will need to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.............
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Apollo u probably need that after all the cigs, beer, n pills to put ur body back n balance lol
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I can post coconuts to you... deadhorse
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Quick! Everyone hoard limes, it's the next craze coming since people will need to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.............
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It's what plants crave
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Yeah, it's got Electrolytes!
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There finding Coconut oil is good for Alzheimer's patients.

[link to www.cbn.com]
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MY GOSH!! This was facinating. I am sending this video to all my friends. Thank you for sharing this.
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if its from Hawaii its RADIATED
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There finding Coconut oil is good for Alzheimer's patients.

[link to www.cbn.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3139904


MY GOSH!! This was facinating. I am sensing this video to all my friends. Thank you for sharing this.
 Quoting: Angel Helper


My poor husband is now going to begin to get this daily. Most of you who have been here any length of time know I have shared his battle with cancer and brain damage with Glp and due to cancer in the brain and chemo treatments he has had alot of memory, dementia problems. Thanks again. five stars from me.
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