Im British ask me a bloody question

pip pip cheerio mate

When I was in London it smelled "sweet" in the air. Was I imagining things? the deseal smells sweet or something doesn't it? Or was that the rubbish you bloody blowk!

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Good guess yyou must be expat in Canada

If its small consolation we havent got obama

Your correct were sweet "y'all have good day now"

Thats the spirit tallyho

gemeinschaft gesellschaft? Which one? How the hell do i know!

Oi'll get me cowt!

Except that i drive a Swedish car to an English pub to drink Dutch lager and come home eat an italian pizza watch ENGLISH COMEDY on a British made tv in scottish leather sofa

No that's more like some extinct coastal american colonial accent still stuck in birmingham uk Brummy

Better than "I'm gonna get me some grits" no ya not grits is the shit you stick on tarmac to finish off the road and a biscuit isnt some weird stale bread you fill up with guff a biscuit is what you call a friggin cooky God knows what the hell your gravy is? Ive seen enough bilge on that man v food tv prog to make me a vegan for life

Yo! Where mah bammyfone at, cracka? Ima bust yo ass! Sheeeeit!

what's your blood type?

U just answered your own question coz their drunk

Is Dry-Humping the Queen considered a minor infraction ?

Hey OP, you are ENGLISH. There is no such thing as British. You can be Scottish, Irish, Welsh, or English. Now, crawl back up the lizard Queen's vajoo!

Yup bloody true ,being welsh is much better than being english

I'll ask the questions here Mr. Bond.

Only if there is anyone other than the Queen in the room.

Otherwise, boom, instant Knighthood.

Im British ok welsh can be whatt they wanna be

Bloody hell id feel horrible if i cut myself off from england if i was welsh its dead without english funding infrasyructure tax to pay taffy benefit and FREE WELSH BENEFIT the taffy reliance on england dont ya just love it u can have freedom anyday save on merthyr tydfils benefit wonderland

vhy dont you azk zen herr hegel