12/12/12 ------- The Secret Order of the Foil Welcomes You...

We even have a NASA member:
[link to cache.jalopnik.com]

The first one , many will follow.

We do not have a preference in foil brands, however if you are a "debunker" member, we do require that you wear your foil artifacts showing the dull side out.

If however, you prefer to be a conspiracy-oriented member of the Order, you are entitled to wear your Foilings with the shiny side facing outward.

Our Order ensures that all of your questions will never go answered, so that we might maintain the Secrecy of our metallic integrity.


Thank you for your gracious acceptance of our invitation, may the Foil be your Alloy in these trying times of uncer-tin-ty.

the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc.

S. Augustine (de Doctrina Christiana), “The number Twelve multiplied into Twelve makes One Hundred and FortyFour, the number in the Apocalypse, which designates the traiversal Society of the Saints:” and so Aug. f here, “centum quadraginta quatuor Millia omnis omninb Ecclfsia eit.”

“And the wall of the city had twelve foundation stones, and on them were the twelve names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.” (Revelation 21:14).

Not fun to joke when many practice for real. (frown) I guess a laugh or two is healthy but more people need to learn true Light theology, Gnosis, Kabbalah, Illuminism...

Not fun to joke when many practice for real. (frown) I guess a laugh or two is healthy but more people need to learn true Light theology, Gnosis, Kabbalah, Illuminism...

The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:

so you're an enlightened master with no sense of humor? hangin with you and yer "disciples" must be a real wild time.

it wouldn't be as funny i guess if tin foil was still made of tin.

alu akbar, the foil is great!

When necessary we can use our foil to make thermite do demonstrate how 9/11 was REALLY done.


It s great to be a member, you always have enough foil

The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:

The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil. This open invitation has been cast to all members of GLP given that GLP is composed of conspiracy-tards of every walk of life. During your lamination into this non-ferrous Order you will be Aluminated into the side that Reflects your annealing capabilities, namely, the Shiny-Side (conspiratorial) or Dull-Side (debunker).

Our Membership “The Aluminated Ones” can be classified in many ways; the complexity of our Order welcomes all conspiracy theorists of any sort and style, including the Alien-tards, the Nibiru-tards, Christ-tards, HAARP-tards, Tomato-tards, Quake-tards, and Paul-tards, etc. Our Mission is to encourage members toward Reflection upon the deepest questions of the Universe which Never go Answered.

Some of the finer precepts of our Order should be noted as follows:


Foil us once, Foil us twice……We won’t be Foiled Again.

In the unity of Shiny and Dull we find tensile strength.

May the Foil be with you...




Our members can be recognized through various crinkly, yet subtle and shiny artifacts of the following sort, which may or may not be visible at any alloyed time...



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:

Methinks someone is starved for attention in cahoots with attention whores...just my two cents :)

sorry the quote box didn't work properly

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Same Equivilent, its in bad taste. Would you all make anti semtism posts and laugh at Jews ? "




if i answered this question you would probably get really mad.


some times the light shines so bright that one can be blinded by it

The Secret Order of the Foil
“All of your questions never answered”
You are invited…


In these interesting times, you may find yourself questioning the interestingness that surrounds you.

You are not alone.


We are alloyed to invite all of you into the Secret and Aluminated Order of the Foil.



:foilpants:


:foilcat2:

:tinfoiltoes:

:foilcar:


:foilring:

:foilhat5:

:tinfoilwow:

:foilpenis:

:foildap:

:foilepic:

:foilabba:


We are pleased to offer these fine amenities to our newest members of the Aluminati Sect of the Order...

:tinfoilclass:

:tinfoiloffice:

:foillounge:

If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of.

"If one hasnt been in a formal order before, you wouldnt know. I dont appreciate it being made fun of."


as you can tell i have never been in a formal order, i find that such organizations would restrict my true inner light, thus i shine brightly, solemn, serene.......... alone.

Yeah, thats the point here, No appreciation of authority, elders, law, order, structure and formalities. Things are passed on formaly for a reason. It is pure encoded science and procedure that are governed by Universal laws. Its been encoded in theurgy and ritual for thousands of years.

Wow you are full of yourself aren't you?
LOL!

Yeah, thats the point here, No appreciation of authority, elders, law, order, structure and formalities. Things are passed on formaly for a reason. It is pure encoded science and procedure that are governed by Universal laws. Its been encoded in theurgy and ritual for thousands of years.

If the lights went out tomorrow. (electricity) and society broke down and TSHTF , youd all be lost cause you wouldnt know how to regroup or what to do or find your way or restore what we had. But those that are learned in rituals remember them and its secret encoded science and techniques all with a purpose of restoring order , calendars, navigation, architecture and tech back to society.

I am trained to be a celestial map maker, star navigator, solstice marker, calendar keeper, and chemist alchemist without a book, reference or high tech guide. Its all learned thru symbols.

And you add to it every time you post and feed it...dumbass