Sperm bank robbed, authorities baffled

I'd try that cream all over my face.

the aliens have decided that the new
Revolutionary war will end with
95% of the population deceased
and they need stock to
replenish the earth.

consider it a current day
Noah's Ark scenario.

the guy was alien and they
now have all they need so we
humans are useless at this point.

The thieves must have overcome security.

Edgar RaCock

Those sperm burbing fags area it again , they got fired from the place for drinking on the job ,so they rob the place for a weeks supply of their favorite bubble cum .

Lesbian gang, they need to suplly their new clandestin clinic network, to give the tarded lesbians the right to bare children to sell'em to tarded gay couples.

Queen of bad puns

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police are tossing a few ideas around

gayliens.

"He looked at me and said, 'you wanna get 'cocked in the face?'
Could have had another meaning at that point. And this is just gross, after reading the bit about him tasting the sperm with his finger I'm pretty sure what he would have done with it all.

I heard its the "water of life" and why they making all the ladies lesbians.

Oh, please tell me it was a stick-up.

We know it wasn't Obama, he gets all his the old fashioned way. From Reggie Love's love stick.

Think Gattica

David suckscock stole Sprog for his fuck cream I mean facial cream. that fag needs a bullet no not that type of bullet the real ones that you shoot out of a gun!.

They were restocking that bald fuck Jerry Browns supply of energy drink.

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feminists

We do live in a strange world.Can not think why anyone would want to rob the place.