America! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Hell!

I know its a cartoon...

but thats one hot Mayan!

At the time this whole alignment shit starts, I'll still be sleep and still high as fuck from these doom blunts and bong rips I've been taking. If I find myself in another universe I'll prolly just blame the sticky icky.

I could use a hot Mayan chiquita about now!

I could use a hot Mayan chiquita about now!

I'm sick and running fever

Me ----> <---- My Sleeping Wife


quick wake up and put these Bananas on your head! <--- ME

huh?: <---Her

Here put this banana headdress on <--- Me

why the fuck did you wake wanting to put fruit on my head? <---Her

Well you are dark skin and its December 21st and you would kinda look like this
:rtyhrthfghgnn: <---- Me


Her <--- Me


Now its like this...

<---- Her

<--- Me

America! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

The midnight hour has struck!

The day of great anticipation has arrived in the Eastern Standard Time Zone.

America is a lil late to the December 21st arrival party… haha
For the most part its been December 21st for several hours on Earth.

So America its our time to celebrate the birth of this new day.

An historical day… a day to be remembered!
One of the greatest days in the history of humanity!
A day 25,772 years in the making!

This is my *GLP 2012 Badge for anyone who wants it. Keep it as your medal for being here at GLP during this once in a **“429 Lifetimes Event”

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In 6 hours and 11 minutes the Grand Alignment of our sun and our galaxy will be at hand! The speculation, the debates, the fear, the hate, The arguments… will be over… we will know once and for all… the answer to the greatest 2012 question.

“What… Will… Happen?!”

Its finally HERE!

Our time period will either be looked backed upon as a case study in mass hysteria…
Or it will be looked back upon as the era of the great change and/or Great Doom.

Either way… Historical… will this day be!

I myself believe that today will pass peacefully to the 22nd and the GLP Effect will have killed the doom…

If so… make sure you thank a Fandango Ranger on the 22nd


But if I am wrong… If doom does happen…

If… the worst case scenario does indeed… occur…

Then my friends… Tonight we dine in Hell!

I’m having a Rib Eye steak and a bunch of



*(That badge is unofficial and has not been approved by GLP and/or its staff/owner(s) as the official GLP 2012 Badge… I just thought of it 10 minutes ago haha)

**(25,772 divided by 60 = 429)

uploading..

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wait for it..........

look closely ;)

see all the little detail all hidden kinda cool eh?

Just so you know, there is no food in Hell.

uploading..

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wait for it..........

look closely ;)

wow

Same shit, different day in my neck of the woods.

Fandango Rangers have assembled or something, and our General has told us to "Stand Firm," so were busting out our pants!

i sooooo am in love with your thread title! catchy. i don't know why, but i just love it.

and how NICE of you to join me in Hell. I've been here most of my life, sometimes i go up for a little sunshine and its nice, but they just keep dragging me back......persistent bastards.