I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32008174 United States 01/12/2013 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? In about 5 days you will shit a massive painful brick of cheesy poopy. It will be a log of epic proportions that you will have to break if you hope to flush the thing without clogging. Fat fucker! I bet you drive a nice Rascal scooter as well. Do you huff and puff while taking a poopy, does it cause you to sweat? |
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simultaneous_final User ID: 31759745 United States 01/12/2013 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? CONSTIPATION. You should expect constipation. BUT... Eat a big salad--with lots of chick peas, onions and lettuce. You'll before shitting for God and Country in no time. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
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SpaceCommand User ID: 1009022 United States 01/12/2013 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? Contentment? Maybe sweet dreams...... "With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God. John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests: "Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world." "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2880698 United States 01/12/2013 06:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? In china they are disgusted by dairy products. They think westerners infatuation with consuming bovine mammary gland secretions is insane. As a result their breast cancer and colon cancer rates are almost zero. All over the world 'cancer' is considered the rich persons disease. It's the foods you choose to eat. Dairy products cause cancer. Vetted medical fact. |
Bowyn Aerrow User ID: 30930370 United States 01/12/2013 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I just ate a 34 ounce Brick of Cheese, two side orders of cheese curds and three grilled cheese sandwhiches, what should I expect? You can expect cancer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2880698 In china they are disgusted by dairy products. They think westerners infatuation with consuming bovine mammary gland secretions is insane. As a result their breast cancer and colon cancer rates are almost zero. All over the world 'cancer' is considered the rich persons disease. It's the foods you choose to eat. Dairy products cause cancer. Vetted medical fact. To a very small degree milk (dairy) products are the cause. The real underlying cause is that they eat far less red meats (beef) and more veg and rice and white meats (fish, chicken and pork). And the Chinese do like their cheeses. However they tend to favor soft curd over hard curd cheeses. They also rely more on goats and similar critters for their milk than for cattle (cows, bovines). They also prefer 'fresh' cheese (barely aged) over aged cheeses. Aged cheeses have more flavor, but also have a lot of other interesting chemical changes over time which make them a bit harder to digest than soft curd. They also use far less hormones, and other injected chemicals in their dairy animals. And then there is yogurt. Chinese pretty much invented that and frozen yogurt and Ice cream. "My Dog, its full of fleas!" -David Bowwow “A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.” - William S. Burroughs |
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