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Nyarlathotep75  User ID: 9636450  United States02/13/2013 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My uncle's sister's brother's gay cousin works at NASA and said DA14 is going to strike the Earth. My father's brother's mother's neighbor's boss works for the CIA and is warning insiders that DA14 will be a huge disaster. They're both reliable sources of information. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34132947 Be prepared! Your father's brother's mother's neighbor's boss is my uncle. And that is enough to confirm the imminent doom. ...and my brothers's gay space alien "friend" came to earth last night to tell him that the Andromedians were told by the Galactic Homo's Federation who claimed that they heard it from Zaphod Beeblebrox who says that people on Earth do not need to worry about the Asteroid at all, because the Vogon's are on their way to 'take care' of the asteroid for us... because they were told by guy named Emporer Palpatine who was apparently getting a blowjob from his apprentice at the time and apparently has the ability to "see the future" and told them that... This thread is full of shit. Psalm 90:4 .. 2 Peter 3:8 1 Day to God, is 1000 years on Earth. Do the Math, Genesis was the Neolithic Revolution! The 7 "Days" of Creation (including His 1 Day of Rest) were actually 7000 years, add that to the current 6000 Years of the Hebrew Calender dating Genesis to the Present, and you have 12,000 - 14,000 years! Right smack in the middle of the Neolithic Revolution, when the "Homo Sapien" species learned how to... "grow a brain"! ________________________________________________ If George W. Bush was supposed to be Cthulhu... Then Barack Hussein Obama is the spittin image of Nyarlathotep! Behold! The Crawling Chaos! Nephren Ka! The Black Pharaoh! Cthulhu is the High Priest of Azathoth. The high Priest spreads "the word" and prepares "the way", and introduces the religion... Nyarlathotep is the Harbinger of Azathoth... the Harbinger heralds the imminent arrival of Azathoth! Azathoth is the insane blind god in the Center of Chaos! So guess whats coming next... Behold America running blindly into Chaos! Azathoth comes! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21882292 United States02/13/2013 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My uncle's sister's brother's gay cousin works at NASA and said DA14 is going to strike the Earth. My father's brother's mother's neighbor's boss works for the CIA and is warning insiders that DA14 will be a huge disaster. They're both reliable sources of information. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34132947 Be prepared! Your father's brother's mother's neighbor's boss is my uncle. And that is enough to confirm the imminent doom. ...and my brothers's gay space alien "friend" came to earth last night to tell him that the Andromedians were told by the Galactic Homo's Federation who claimed that they heard it from Zaphod Beeblebrox who says that people on Earth do not need to worry about the Asteroid at all, because the Vogon's are on their way to 'take care' of the asteroid for us... because they were told by guy named Emporer Palpatine who was apparently getting a blowjob from his apprentice at the time and apparently has the ability to "see the future" and told them that... This thread is full of shit.   |
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| Kimpy2 User ID: 20290901 United States02/13/2013 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lot's of questions here. Quoting: Son of PC 33127834 No real assurances of impact or non impact seem possible. That's because you have a fundamentally screwed up understanding of astronomy. Oh well. All excellent questions AND final line assessment from Son of PC. Please excuse Astro's rude-ass response to your questions and wise final comment. Astro does not like questions, see, because he lacks an "inquiring mind." Astro is the reincarnation of Galileo's Catholic Church inquisitors...all of them. Astro cannot stomach any heresy against the Standard Model of Newton-Einstein-Hawking, et al.  |
| Shelgeyr User ID: 6321116 United States02/13/2013 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BUT - I think there is a far greater likelihood of it breaking up during its passage (from electrical stress), and fragments of it hitting the planet on their own altered trajectory. Just my 2 cents... |
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Dr. Astro Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 33360181 United States02/13/2013 04:35 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer.  |
| Kimpy2 User ID: 20290901 United States02/13/2013 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Wool then, Big Man! Answer or respond to every single opinion and question Son of PC posed to you that led you to rudely say he doesn't understand astronomy. Show us your stuff! I'm suspicious that AstroDoggie wrote the above. Why? Fido-ian Slips like "I actually dig and dig and dig and do...." "And then I take shit...." |
| Dr. Astro Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 4211721 United States02/13/2013 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Wool then, Big Man! Answer or respond to every single opinion and question Son of PC posed to you that led you to rudely say he doesn't understand astronomy. Show us your stuff! Excuse me? You do not tell me what to do. It is not my job nor my desire to teach very basic astronomy to someone like that. You are in no position to tell me to respond to "every single opinion or question" of someone who doesn't understand hardly anything about astronomy. I have neither the time nor the desire to do that. I am highly inquisitive though, I do dig very deep when it comes to things like this asteroid's trajectory. That does not involve trying to fix someone else's fundamental misunderstandings. I may point out that they have those misunderstandings, but I am not here to get sidetracked on trying to fix that. I'm suspicious that AstroDoggie wrote the above. Why? Fido-ian Slips like "I actually dig and dig and dig and do...." Quoting: Kimpy"And then I take shit...." I'm sorry, where's your calculation of this asteroid's orbit from astrometric data? Oh right, you haven't done any such calculations. Like I said, I'm one of the most inquiring minds on here, more so than you. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32059868 United Kingdom02/13/2013 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it will land on your head, but most of it will burn up inthe atmo. but cos your so thick the asteroid will explode into millions of insignificant pieces upon impact. But I guess we should thank you for that. ...joke aside.. it s might you cant say for sure. anyway we know bruce willis is not up there as he has been seen on earth |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1545553 United States02/13/2013 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. when i see your name this is what i think of: [link to www.youtube.com] |
| Kimpy2 User ID: 20290901 United States02/13/2013 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Wool then, Big Man! Answer or respond to every single opinion and question Son of PC posed to you that led you to rudely say he doesn't understand astronomy. Show us your stuff! Excuse me? You do not tell me what to do. It is not my job nor my desire to teach very basic astronomy to someone like that. You are in no position to tell me to respond to "every single opinion or question" of someone who doesn't understand hardly anything about astronomy. I have neither the time nor the desire to do that. I am highly inquisitive though, I do dig very deep when it comes to things like this asteroid's trajectory. That does not involve trying to fix someone else's fundamental misunderstandings. I may point out that they have those misunderstandings, but I am not here to get sidetracked on trying to fix that. I'm suspicious that AstroDoggie wrote the above. Why? Fido-ian Slips like "I actually dig and dig and dig and do...." Quoting: Kimpy"And then I take shit...." I'm sorry, where's your calculation of this asteroid's orbit from astrometric data? Oh right, you haven't done any such calculations. Like I said, I'm one of the most inquiring minds on here, more so than you. Son of PC was asking anything but basic astronomy questions. He's quite sophisticated in his thought processes. He has a clear, scientific mind. Son of PC intimidates you, so you spit back generalized insults. You on the other ham: Jesus, I am sooooo butt hurt by you. How could you? I am numb in my butt from your hurtful words. Break my bones, sticks and stones may...harm me, your words will never! My butt, except. --Yoda |
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| Ford44 User ID: 8064176 United States02/13/2013 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, there is a 0.03 chance it could hit the Earth. As Jim Carey would say, "So youre saying theres a chance." [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] |
| ODA_062 User ID: 33342274 United States02/13/2013 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My uncle's sister's brother's gay cousin works at NASA and said DA14 is going to strike the Earth. My father's brother's mother's neighbor's boss works for the CIA and is warning insiders that DA14 will be a huge disaster. They're both reliable sources of information. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34132947 Be prepared! Your father's brother's mother's neighbor's boss is my uncle. And that is enough to confirm the imminent doom. |
| Reality420 User ID: 34319549 United States02/13/2013 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Really no one here really has any idea whether or not it will happen, doesn't matter whether you argue till you are blue in the face. Quoting: RealmLady50 We don't know crap and they wouldn't tell us anyway. Be Love! <sarcasm> Quite right RL50. Nobody can say for sure that a boulder rolling down Mt. Everest won't somehow hit my car in NY. After all, the exact 100% certain position of that boulder isn't known by the scientists so it could hit my car 10000 miles away. That's what they mean, right? Right? Be Stupid! </sarcasm> R. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. — Thomas Jefferson Nothing is more terrible than to see ignorance in action. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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| Keneh User ID: 30197356 United States02/13/2013 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Wool then, Big Man! Answer or respond to every single opinion and question Son of PC posed to you that led you to rudely say he doesn't understand astronomy. Show us your stuff! Excuse me? You do not tell me what to do. It is not my job nor my desire to teach very basic astronomy to someone like that. You are in no position to tell me to respond to "every single opinion or question" of someone who doesn't understand hardly anything about astronomy. I have neither the time nor the desire to do that. I am highly inquisitive though, I do dig very deep when it comes to things like this asteroid's trajectory. That does not involve trying to fix someone else's fundamental misunderstandings. I may point out that they have those misunderstandings, but I am not here to get sidetracked on trying to fix that. I'm suspicious that AstroDoggie wrote the above. Why? Fido-ian Slips like "I actually dig and dig and dig and do...." Quoting: Kimpy"And then I take shit...." I'm sorry, where's your calculation of this asteroid's orbit from astrometric data? Oh right, you haven't done any such calculations. Like I said, I'm one of the most inquiring minds on here, more so than you. Mathematically how much bigger or smaller would it have to be in mass to be pulled in by the earths gravity? or does it not work like that? Keneh |
| Dr. Astro Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 4211721 United States02/13/2013 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Dr. Astro Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. ... Quoting: Dr. Astro Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Wool then, Big Man! Answer or respond to every single opinion and question Son of PC posed to you that led you to rudely say he doesn't understand astronomy. Show us your stuff! Excuse me? You do not tell me what to do. It is not my job nor my desire to teach very basic astronomy to someone like that. You are in no position to tell me to respond to "every single opinion or question" of someone who doesn't understand hardly anything about astronomy. I have neither the time nor the desire to do that. I am highly inquisitive though, I do dig very deep when it comes to things like this asteroid's trajectory. That does not involve trying to fix someone else's fundamental misunderstandings. I may point out that they have those misunderstandings, but I am not here to get sidetracked on trying to fix that. I'm suspicious that AstroDoggie wrote the above. Why? Fido-ian Slips like "I actually dig and dig and dig and do...." Quoting: Kimpy"And then I take shit...." I'm sorry, where's your calculation of this asteroid's orbit from astrometric data? Oh right, you haven't done any such calculations. Like I said, I'm one of the most inquiring minds on here, more so than you. Mathematically how much bigger or smaller would it have to be in mass to be pulled in by the earths gravity? or does it not work like that? Doesn't work like that. Earth's gravity will have the same effect regardless of how much mass the asteroid has. Mass of earth >>>>>>>>>>>> mass of an asteroid. The latter can therefore be disregarded. It's many orders of magnitude too small. If it were a significant fraction of the earth's mass or more massive than earth then it would become relevant to the calculations because it would noticeably pull earth towards itself, but the effect of earth's gravity on the asteroid would still not change. |
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| Dr. Astro Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 4211721 United States02/13/2013 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Dr. Astro Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. ... Quoting: Dr. Astro Actually I have one of the most inquiring minds here. The difference between me and the idiots is that I actually know how to find the right answers. I actually dig and dig and dig and do real research into the real answer. And then I take shit from idiots like you for knowing the answer. Wool then, Big Man! Answer or respond to every single opinion and question Son of PC posed to you that led you to rudely say he doesn't understand astronomy. Show us your stuff! Excuse me? You do not tell me what to do. It is not my job nor my desire to teach very basic astronomy to someone like that. You are in no position to tell me to respond to "every single opinion or question" of someone who doesn't understand hardly anything about astronomy. I have neither the time nor the desire to do that. I am highly inquisitive though, I do dig very deep when it comes to things like this asteroid's trajectory. That does not involve trying to fix someone else's fundamental misunderstandings. I may point out that they have those misunderstandings, but I am not here to get sidetracked on trying to fix that. I'm suspicious that AstroDoggie wrote the above. Why? Fido-ian Slips like "I actually dig and dig and dig and do...." Quoting: Kimpy"And then I take shit...." I'm sorry, where's your calculation of this asteroid's orbit from astrometric data? Oh right, you haven't done any such calculations. Like I said, I'm one of the most inquiring minds on here, more so than you. Son of PC was asking anything but basic astronomy questions. He's quite sophisticated in his thought processes. He has a clear, scientific mind. Son of PC intimidates you, so you spit back generalized insults. :dgsht: Still waiting on your calculation of this asteroid's orbit from astrometric data. Get "Son of PC" to do it if you think he's so scientific and smart. Until then I'm still the only one who has presented a truly scientific analysis of this asteroid's trajectory. And on Friday I will be proven right. |
| miked User ID: 33268064 United States02/13/2013 10:58 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, there is a 0.03 chance it could hit the Earth. As Jim Carey would say, "So youre saying theres a chance." Quoting: Ford44 [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] I desperately want to make love to a school boy if someone asks if you're a god, you say yes! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 34363798 United States02/13/2013 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, there is a 0.03 chance it could hit the Earth. As Jim Carey would say, "So youre saying theres a chance." Quoting: Ford44 [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] that is 1 in 3300 odds of hitting earth... the odds of winning $100 playing powerball lottery are 1 in 12,244... soooo... it is 4 times more likely earth will be hit by this than winning a measly hundred bucks in the lottery... not liking those odds |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 34363798 United States02/13/2013 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, there is a 0.03 chance it could hit the Earth. As Jim Carey would say, "So youre saying theres a chance." Quoting: Ford44 [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] that is 1 in 3300 odds of hitting earth... the odds of winning $100 playing powerball lottery are 1 in 12,244... soooo... it is 4 times more likely earth will be hit by this than winning a measly hundred bucks in the lottery... not liking those odds PS... In 40 years I have only ever purchased one lottery ticket, a scratch off. I won $300 bucks. |
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