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My penis is shrinking!!! Help!!!! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21975666  Australia04/30/2013 07:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Krazy Effin Ivan User ID: 28065956 United States04/30/2013 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, it's certainly the curse spelled on you because of your drunken cheating episode. I dare say you now must find a way to break the spell. You should seek to regain the trust of the one who cast the cursed spell. Convince her to remove it by kissing your penis three times after midnight in the center square of your birth town. Or travel to China where the women there are familiar and quite used to that size penis. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 38678294 Australia04/30/2013 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I was 17, I had roughly a 8-9 inch penis. I have never had an STD of any kind. I am 27 now, and I have a 4 inch penis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39110384 How does that work? It has been getting smaller ever since I was 19 when I first noticed the first change. I have seen doctors about this and they have no idea. I am afraid that it will keep shrinking until I have a chode or worse... I am very embarassed about this and it is only forums like these were you can talk anonymously that I am willing to talk about it. Has this happened to anyone else so drastically? I know I might be sounding paranoid, but I had a girlfriend when I was 18 who was a goth and was into black magic and stuff, we broke up horribly when I cheated on her drunk and she hated me for it. Could it be possible that she cursed me? If so, is there a way to break this curse?? My penis is probably getting smaller as I type this, I am so afraid.... You see I'm the opposite, I had a 2 inch penis when I was 17 but I was blessed and now my penis is 20 inches. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 38505714 United States04/30/2013 08:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I was 17, I had roughly a 8-9 inch penis. I have never had an STD of any kind. I am 27 now, and I have a 4 inch penis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39110384 How does that work? Well, evidently, it ISN'T working. Stop smoking, lose weight, exercise, stop eating frankenfoods with shit tons of estrogen and other hormones and stop being so damn picky who's ass you tap (less the diseased type of course). |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 33506554  Ireland04/30/2013 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I was 17, I had roughly a 8-9 inch penis. I have never had an STD of any kind. I am 27 now, and I have a 4 inch penis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39110384 How does that work? It has been getting smaller ever since I was 19 when I first noticed the first change. I have seen doctors about this and they have no idea. I am afraid that it will keep shrinking until I have a chode or worse... I am very embarassed about this and it is only forums like these were you can talk anonymously that I am willing to talk about it. Has this happened to anyone else so drastically? I know I might be sounding paranoid, but I had a girlfriend when I was 18 who was a goth and was into black magic and stuff, we broke up horribly when I cheated on her drunk and she hated me for it. Could it be possible that she cursed me? If so, is there a way to break this curse?? My penis is probably getting smaller as I type this, I am so afraid.... I have come to notice that as we grow older we become to "stoop" and seem to grow smaller. Not a thing I worry about really. As I walk about I try to, even at my age think of something an old seargent said to me one time....Heel and toe soldier, and try to keep your chest out....... Stop worrying about your willie. Try porn or something as it may give you a feeling of it being that bit bigger. That way hopefully when you meet someone you might find the love of your life in the glint of someones eyes.... Willie will do his own thing at any given moment. Stop wasting your money on doctors as they, like solicitors and all those so called professionals will tell you what they think you should know............ Nice to have you here though and you trusting us and all that............Leave willie alone. Creation knows the real value of ALL things. |
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| IsTime User ID: 26010752 United States04/30/2013 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, at 17 years old you were black ,now at 27 ,you turned chinese ? Last Edited by IsTime on 04/30/2013 09:04 AM |
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| David Fap User ID: 38942244 Canada04/30/2013 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't worry, your penis is still there. It's just now hiding in rolls of fat. Push it back a bit, you will see its still there. Also, if you have a full bush it hides another two inches. My bush was easily two inches long before I trimmed it back, now I look like Ron Jeremy. |
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| Msmithspeanut1 User ID: 26675383 United States04/30/2013 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back when I was 17, I had roughly a 8-9 inch penis. I have never had an STD of any kind. I am 27 now, and I have a 4 inch penis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39110384 How does that work? It has been getting smaller ever since I was 19 when I first noticed the first change. I have seen doctors about this and they have no idea. I am afraid that it will keep shrinking until I have a chode or worse... I am very embarassed about this and it is only forums like these were you can talk anonymously that I am willing to talk about it. Has this happened to anyone else so drastically? I know I might be sounding paranoid, but I had a girlfriend when I was 18 who was a goth and was into black magic and stuff, we broke up horribly when I cheated on her drunk and she hated me for it. Could it be possible that she cursed me? If so, is there a way to break this curse?? My penis is probably getting smaller as I type this, I am so afraid.... HAHAHAHA Chode..... Use some Shae Butter, it stimulates natural growth, its cheap and you can use it on anything!  Will it help grow leg hair? I love hairy legs.  Msmithspeanut1 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39106402 Germany04/30/2013 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Msmithspeanut1 User ID: 26675383 United States04/30/2013 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't worry, your penis is still there. It's just now hiding in rolls of fat. Push it back a bit, you will see its still there. Also, if you have a full bush it hides another two inches. My bush was easily two inches long before I trimmed it back, now I look like Ron Jeremy. Quoting: David Fap  @ Ron Jeremy!Msmithspeanut1 |
| Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator User ID: 21566352 United States04/30/2013 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What I am thinking. He finally learned the difference between millimeters & centimeters?   Holy hell that was funny! And what makes it even funnier... Its prolly true!!  Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A  |
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