Message From God Found Hidden Inside DNA Sequence

As much as I would like for it to be true....it was a joke by the author, did you happen to read the other headlines on the website? Nothing there is serious.

Honest mistake, OP. :)

and the fullest most bitter irony of all lies within the FACT that science itself is the road going nowhere, fast...

when the tables are cleared and the next dispensation begins

nothing of all they've calculated and attempted to thusly set in stone, and/or set aside in their own cache of assumed superiority

will any longer apply

AS THIS IS POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVER, I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING TIRELESSLY AND CANNOT FIND THIS WATSON FELLA ANYWHERE...

I SEARCHED HARVARD DATABANK AND IF CHARLES WATSON IS THERE...HE IS HIDING...

Thats probably what it REALLY said.

sounds to me as "the scribes" created he language FROM DNA...


words = spells / sigils (magik) = symbols = letters.

I have seen triple encoded sigils or "letters"...

letter of word / meaning all of it's own / a number

Actually I believe it said

"You are welcome for all the fish."

this is complete bullshiat..

Researchers at Harvard University announced today that they have found what appears to be a message from God written inside the human genome.



so where is the link to Harvard University saying this


hm??

Its a BS website like "The Onion".


OP got fooled.

ime not saying its god,but its god, or alien gods, or fuck,another question

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Nah. Remember God's last message to life in the universe? It was:

"I apologize for the inconvenience."

Ok peeps, for the LAST time -

the dailycurrent is a SATIRE site - NOT real news. It is humor, like The Onion or something - not real.

Now that doesn't mean something like this won't be found in our DNA, but if it is, it WON'T be reported by that site.

^^^^^^^^ THIS

IT DEFEATS HIS PURPOSE , if it were true, FOR GOD WANTS YOU TO FIND HIM, AND KNOW HIM, WITH OUT A GURANTEE IN WRITING.

Just remember the Babel fish...

They also showed that when you play the sequence musically that it plays the lords prayer.

This is proof. Don't try it yourself. Just take my word for it. If you can't disprove it, it must be true!!!

Invisible Pink Unicorns!!!

Not fish, snake...

If god existed then half the stuff that happens on this planet would not, that is why I don't believe in fairytales.

The initial translation was wrong, the re translation is as follows:

I cant believe you putzes are letting the tax man fuck you up the ass and blame me for it!! Man up and use the pair you were born with"

End of message

Do you realize this is a satire piece?

That site is a fake news site!


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this is the beginning of sorrows

NO, what it really said was: "If you find this, you have screwed up and the shit is about to get real."

ROFL!

The truth of the matter is much stranger than the fiction that is put forth here on the DNA. In FACT, the BIBLE, itself, is the "hall of records" hidden in plain sight. My research over the last 40 years have made the Scriptures one of the most scientific books I have ever read. There is strong implications (facts if you dare to call them that) of the Scriptures being the most powerful quantum computer you can imagine. The structure of the Old Testament Sanctuary (when studied physically and not spiritually), ENTIRELY contains the light that is generated within by the gold-covered walls, floors, utensils, artifacts, etc. In other words, it IS a perfect representation of a fusion generator and contains unlimited information in a quantum format. I believe that someday it will be found to be the means by which we can escape this planet, this solar system, this galaxy and perhaps even this dimension. Every piece of prophecy seems to foretell of an unimaginable disaster happening in our part of the universe. It's consequence seems to imply that everything in our neighborhood (if not the galaxy itself), is going to be reduced to is basic elements by some (as yet unknown) catastrophe heading our way.\

In my own opinion, not only the DNA sequence is found to be in the Scriptures, the DNA structure of every one of us is found in there along with every aspect of our existence from past to distant future. A friend once pointed out his concept of a PTP (Prime Temporal Point) somewhere in the universe which contains all knowledge. We really don't have to go "out there" to find it. It is ALL contained in the Scriptures. This is why it "confounds the wise, is a stumblingblock to the Jews, and foolishness to the Greek."