WTF? My wife just told me if I don't jerk off into her lucky charms every morning she is divorcing me.

My wife has been changing diets all the time trying to find the healthiest one. Then she got into the cum diet which is to eat lots of semen everyday because it is low cal, high in protein and nutrients and apparently it has anti aging enzymes.

Well she was also told by her alternative health practitioner, that the best time to ingest the semen is in the morning, because it is much better absorbed, because the enzymes in your intestinal tract that break it down are really low.

So she wants me to jerk off into a bowl of lucky charms for her before i go to work and put it in the fridge so she can eat it every morning.

I told her there is no way in hell i am doing that and if she wants my cum she can suck it out of me.

Well she said she isn't going to do that every morning that i was being ridiculous, and that if i loved her I would do this for her so she could stay young and healthy.

I called her a fucking nut job and told her to go fuck herself and get on some fucking meds. She said there better be a bowl of semen covered lucky charms in the fridge by the time she wakes up or she is going straight to a lawyer for divorce....

wtf? anyone else experience something like this? What should I do?