I'm John Titors Cat - Quantum! | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1483106 New Zealand 05/17/2013 05:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am John Titors cat Quantum! I exist due to the Uncertainty Principle, which means I have a probabilistic chance of existing. Sometimes I am here - sometimes I am there. Sometimes I am hungry. But as I am presently in Johns apartment, and there is radiation outside, I am concerned that my DNA is being damaged by stray photons, and radiative isotopes in my food! John doesn't understand that feeding me Fukushima fish from Sendai could kill me! Please ask John to stop feeding me radioactive fish! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8811543 United States 05/17/2013 05:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am John Titors cat Quantum! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106 I exist due to the Uncertainty Principle, which means I have a probabilistic chance of existing. Sometimes I am here - sometimes I am there. Sometimes I am hungry. But as I am presently in Johns apartment, and there is radiation outside, I am concerned that my DNA is being damaged by stray photons, and radiative isotopes in my food! John doesn't understand that feeding me Fukushima fish from Sendai could kill me! Please ask John to stop feeding me radioactive fish! your dna is damaged and it is not damaged. what is observer? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1483106 New Zealand 05/17/2013 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask me a Question! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106 I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked. Pat me! You know you want to! You are an impostor! John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger! As you know, John is now in Japan. 'Schro' was abandoned in a cardboard box outside the LAX terminal, when John had to flee the USA in a hurry. You see, to John, we have already died. He doesn't care because we are already dead to him. I was just a little kitten when he saw me in a cage out the back of the Sushi restaurant down the road from him. I was going to end up in someone's Bento Box, but John took me home. I sleep on the end of Johns bed, but some nights, I'm not the only pussy in the bed, so to speak. But that's for another conversation. |
Iamaka Canadian User ID: 12542783 Canada 05/17/2013 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask me a Question! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106 I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked. Pat me! You know you want to! You are an impostor! John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger! As you know, John is now in Japan. 'Schro' was abandoned in a cardboard box outside the LAX terminal, when John had to flee the USA in a hurry. You see, to John, we have already died. He doesn't care because we are already dead to him. I was just a little kitten when he saw me in a cage out the back of the Sushi restaurant down the road from him. I was going to end up in someone's Bento Box, but John took me home. I sleep on the end of Johns bed, but some nights, I'm not the only pussy in the bed, so to speak. But that's for another conversation. How is it scientifically possible that you can type English so fluently on John's keyboard? What are you looking to gain Mr. Titors Cat, by posting on GLP of all places? Are you being paid to post in some fashion? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1483106 New Zealand 05/17/2013 06:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fluent English? I try very hard. As you know, English is a difficult language, however I am using Johns Touchy pad to communicate with you, using a Mew to English app that John seams to have gotten from somewhere. I believe it may have been Section 44 at Area 51. My claws work well on the touch screen! |
Iamaka Canadian User ID: 12542783 Canada 05/17/2013 06:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fluent English? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106 I try very hard. As you know, English is a difficult language, however I am using Johns Touchy pad to communicate with you, using a Mew to English app that John seams to have gotten from somewhere. I believe it may have been Section 44 at Area 51. My claws work well on the touch screen! :bigbs: |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1483106 New Zealand 05/17/2013 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Of course not! My 'Menglish' is very limited. Last year I stowed away on a Russian fishing ship loaded with second hand cars on its way to Vladivostok. I wanted to escape the radiation here and start a new life at the Federal University in the steam pipes~! The cars tested positive for radiation, and I was found. When they returned me to John I was bloated on caviare, soup and smelt of Vodka. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1483106 New Zealand 05/17/2013 06:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask me a Question! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483106 I like warmth, fish, and having my furrrrrr stroked. Pat me! You know you want to! You are an impostor! John told me that his cat is actually named Schroedinger! As you know, John is now in Japan. 'Schro' was abandoned in a cardboard box outside the LAX terminal, when John had to flee the USA in a hurry. You see, to John, we have already died. He doesn't care because we are already dead to him. I was just a little kitten when he saw me in a cage out the back of the Sushi restaurant down the road from him. I was going to end up in someone's Bento Box, but John took me home. I sleep on the end of Johns bed, but some nights, I'm not the only pussy in the bed, so to speak. But that's for another conversation. How is it scientifically possible that you can type English so fluently on John's keyboard? What are you looking to gain Mr. Titors Cat, by posting on GLP of all places? Are you being paid to post in some fashion? I'm not being paid. GLP is part of my emotional development and attempt to understand John more. He has been acting strangely recently. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1483106 New Zealand 05/17/2013 07:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, I can use the toilet also. There is a difference. Of course, I have to ask I can no longer go outside, as the soil in the garden is radioactive, and then I have to lick my paws clean. Of course, when I lick my arse clean, I'm just accumulating all this radioactive dirt. A friend caught a mouse in Tokyo last week, and left it for his Mistress on the floor. It recorded 55 microSieverts per hour. |
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