Missouri Woman Dumbfounded After Finding 3 of Her Cattle Mutilated: Suspects Aliens! | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2646076 United States 07/31/2013 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OTHERWISE. Mutilations around here is usually city nut jobs killing a cow and not having a clue as to how to butcher one. It's called poaching and it's a big problem over the past two years. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1725135 Belgium 07/31/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aliens would buy it from the butchers like everyone else. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2646076 OTHERWISE. Mutilations around here is usually city nut jobs killing a cow and not having a clue as to how to butcher one. It's called poaching and it's a big problem over the past two years. Now this at least makes sense. That, or some small town folk trying to attract a media circus to boost the local economy. Could be organized by the media even. This shit clearly sells good and no real investigative journalism is required, as opposed to keeping an eye on the real crooks in charge. No aliens, only dumb fucksticks. Ain't even gonna press play. |
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Simple_Man User ID: 15977994 United States 07/31/2013 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha, your opinion has nothing to do with "logic". Your ego might wish it has, but it hasn't. You don't know anything certain about alien location, neurology, physiology and agenda. Never said I knew anything certain pal .... I'm using basic human logic( the only type I have) to deduce that it's not aliens ... I don't know for sure but it's highly unlikely Occmans razor The simplest explanation is usually the correct one Last Edited by Simple_Man on 07/31/2013 07:32 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44358845 Thailand 07/31/2013 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its obviously satanist doctors, who are highly precise in there work. Doctors are all in a club, just so you know.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43918768 ^^^ This ^^^ It is not like them bastards can carry the cows to their ritual site. Too heavy... Also, if it was aliens then they would take the whole cow to replenish their food stock for their return flight to Uranus. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44375585 United States 07/31/2013 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Even if there are intelligent aliens they wouldn't keep coming here to mutilate the cows ....they would abduct them and then fly off to do their research Quoting: Simple_Man The alien theory holds no credibility when basic logic is applied you were already told why the cattle were mutilated, you just can't accept it as logical. if Aliens are here under contract for a long period of time or they are injured or get sick, they have to heal themselves. animal organs can substitute for alien organs. welcome to earth's organ exchange program. animal skin and floppy ears can substitute for skin grafting which plugs holes due to combat with other alien species. |
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Bluebird User ID: 27748381 United States 07/31/2013 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cattle mutilation is usually cause by a scavenger eating the soft tissue, (being the easiest to tear of the carcass). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44379048 the reports of surgical precision are often exaggerated. I mean lets be serious, an advanced race could possible want to study all animals including domestic cows, but mutilation?? even if they wanted the parts for research they wouldn't need to do this for decades. and they could easily breed the cows they've abducted.. They are monitoring the effects of things like radiation on the cattle. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8723351 United States 07/31/2013 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yep,just finished listening to the amazing vid of the 9 Russian climbers in their tent on the Dyatlov pass,due to storm,the bodies were found all over,they'd been so scared they ripped tent open with knives to escape half naked into the frozen place,their tongues,eyes etc removed,all just like animal mutilations.men who lived in area said they've allways seen orange lights over mountain of death.oh,also,drs said their bodies all showed clear signs of radiation poison/attack. Quoting: lupa14714 Do you have a link to that? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43918768 United States 07/31/2013 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its obviously satanist doctors, who are highly precise in there work. Doctors are all in a club, just so you know.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43918768 ^^^ This ^^^ It is not like them bastards can carry the cows to their ritual site. Too heavy... Also, if it was aliens then they would take the whole cow to replenish their food stock for their return flight to Uranus. I work at a hospital, and it seems all doctors know other doctors, that know other doctors, and they all get together once in awhile in meetings as doctors... Kinda reminds me of the Jack the ripper case, a doctor, and in many cases people believe it was not just one person. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44382249 Germany 07/31/2013 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha, your opinion has nothing to do with "logic". Your ego might wish it has, but it hasn't. You don't know anything certain about alien location, neurology, physiology and agenda. Never said I knew anything certain pal .... I'm using basic human logic( the only type I have) to deduce that it's not aliens ... I don't know for sure but it's highly unlikely Occmans razor The simplest explanation is usually the correct one There is "no human logic" there is only logic. And what you said wasn't logic. You mean common sense. But common sense is just the sum of the known. And not appliable to events with unknown factors. And occam's razor obviously can't be applied when one possible element of the equation is an outside element to the environment you try to apply occam's razor on. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41539328 United States 07/31/2013 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate to say "aliens!" to every strange thing that happens, but I guess it's a possibility. Maybe a rogue one who gets a kick out of mutilating cows and is always deviating from the "plan". Or it could just be some really messed up guy with a lot of time and money, perhaps a satanic doctor as AC 43918768 said, or something like that. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41539328 United States 07/31/2013 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate to say "aliens!" to every strange thing that happens, but I guess it's a possibility. Maybe a rogue one who gets a kick out of mutilating cows and is always deviating from the "plan". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41539328 Or it could just be some really messed up guy with a lot of time and money, perhaps a satanic doctor as AC 43918768 said, or something like that. Used some surgical tools to cut up the cow and drain the blood and then set a fire around the cow or something. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44361897 United States 07/31/2013 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if so they would have the right ingredients; cow ass, cow ears, cow innards, cow testes.. must have been the reading they got when they dissected it. maybe they think we consider that sort of thing.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1452718 Canada 07/31/2013 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if an Alien is wounded in battle, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44375585 cattle organs can be substituted to keep the alien alive til they get home. the same way human organs are transferred between different people. however, using cattle keeps the men in black from pressing charges for interstellar murder. there is no interstellar law against killing cattle. The ETs are home called earth |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44371341 Netherlands 07/31/2013 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cattle mutilation is usually cause by a scavenger eating the soft tissue, (being the easiest to tear of the carcass). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44379048 the reports of surgical precision are often exaggerated. I mean lets be serious, an advanced race could possible want to study all animals including domestic cows, but mutilation?? even if they wanted the parts for research they wouldn't need to do this for decades. and they could easily breed the cows they've abducted.. Below, notice the bold verses concerning bovines and the curse of disobedience: Deuteronomy 28:15-58 15 But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee: 16 Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field. 17 Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store. 18 Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep. 19 Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out. 20 The Lord shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me. 21 The Lord shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it. 22 The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish. 23 And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron. 24 The Lord shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed. 25 The Lord shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies: thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth. 26 And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away. 27 The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed. 28 The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: 29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee. 30 Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her: thou shalt build an house, and thou shalt not dwell therein: thou shalt plant a vineyard, and shalt not gather the grapes thereof. 31 Thine ox shall be slain before thine eyes, and thou shalt not eat thereof: thine ass shall be violently taken away from before thy face, and shall not be restored to thee: thy sheep shall be given unto thine enemies, and thou shalt have none to rescue them. 32 Thy sons and thy daughters shall be given unto another people, and thine eyes shall look, and fail with longing for them all the day long; and there shall be no might in thine hand. 33 The fruit of thy land, and all thy labours, shall a nation which thou knowest not eat up; and thou shalt be only oppressed and crushed alway: 34 So that thou shalt be mad for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see. 35 The Lord shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head. 36 The Lord shall bring thee, and thy king which thou shalt set over thee, unto a nation which neither thou nor thy fathers have known; and there shalt thou serve other gods, wood and stone. 37 And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations whither the Lord shall lead thee. 38 Thou shalt carry much seed out into the field, and shalt gather but little in; for the locust shall consume it. 39 Thou shalt plant vineyards, and dress them, but shalt neither drink of the wine, nor gather the grapes; for the worms shall eat them. 40 Thou shalt have olive trees throughout all thy coasts, but thou shalt not anoint thyself with the oil; for thine olive shall cast his fruit. 41 Thou shalt beget sons and daughters, but thou shalt not enjoy them; for they shall go into captivity. 42 All thy trees and fruit of thy land shall the locust consume. 43 The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high; and thou shalt come down very low. 44 He shall lend to thee, and thou shalt not lend to him: he shall be the head, and thou shalt be the tail. 45 Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee: 46 And they shall be upon thee for a sign and for a wonder, and upon thy seed for ever. 47 Because thou servedst not the Lord thy God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things; 48 Therefore shalt thou serve thine enemies which the Lord shall send against thee, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck, until he have destroyed thee. 49 The Lord shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand; 50 A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor shew favour to the young: 51 And he shall eat the fruit of thy cattle, and the fruit of thy land, until thou be destroyed: which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil, or the increase of thy kine, or flocks of thy sheep, until he have destroyed thee. 52 And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the Lord thy God hath given thee. 53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the Lord thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee: 54 So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave: 55 So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates. 56 The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter, 57 And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates. 58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, The Lord Thy God; == This cattle mutilation is being done as a result of America's disobedience to God. These are evil angels doing this. See here: Psalm 78:48-50 King James Version (KJV) 48 He gave up their cattle also to the hail, and their flocks to hot thunderbolts. 49 He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending evil angels among them. 50 He made a way to his anger; he spared not their soul from death, but gave their life over to the pestilence; |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10330294 Canada 07/31/2013 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If aliens needed the organs of cattle they would more likely raid slaughterhouses and abbatoirs for volume and selection without all the inefficient isolated range autopsies on single animals. Alien high-tech stealth could instead be used more productively on night shift or closed cattle yards and meat processing factories. Previous cases of cattle mutilations, including desanguinated corpses and precise cutting evidence, have since been explained as parasitic action on deceased corpses, targeting the soft parts easily accessed and the natural openings that can be cored by predators/insects/maggots etc. in the feeding and rotting/corruption process on site. Or dumb aliens could wait for the cow that jumped over the moon. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22373790 United States 07/31/2013 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if an Alien is wounded in battle, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44375585 cattle organs can be substituted to keep the alien alive til they get home. the same way human organs are transferred between different people. however, using cattle keeps the men in black from pressing charges for interstellar murder. there is no interstellar law against killing cattle. This is awesome. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32069520 United States 07/31/2013 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha, your opinion has nothing to do with "logic". Your ego might wish it has, but it hasn't. You don't know anything certain about alien location, neurology, physiology and agenda. Never said I knew anything certain pal .... I'm using basic human logic( the only type I have) to deduce that it's not aliens ... I don't know for sure but it's highly unlikely Occmans razor The simplest explanation is usually the correct one Not really. Sometimes, truth can be stranger than fiction. |
Nostril Domus (OP) User ID: 9357516 United States 07/31/2013 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if an Alien is wounded in battle, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44375585 cattle organs can be substituted to keep the alien alive til they get home. the same way human organs are transferred between different people. however, using cattle keeps the men in black from pressing charges for interstellar murder. there is no interstellar law against killing cattle. This is awesome. Interesting theory. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23359653 United States 07/31/2013 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe cattle mutilation happens. I think it is aliens. I don't know why they would do it. the cuts very precise. someone (or an animal) who just wants body parts or to sacrifice a cow wouldn't bother to be that precise. the cuts appear to be cauterized, like with a laser. cattle mutilations have been going on since the late 60's, when there were portable lasers for surgery but the power unit was large and weighed too much for a helicopter. the cuts that remove organs in the chest cavity are often cylindrical, in the shape of a coffee can. you can cut a cylinder into an animal with a laser, but how do you cut a flat bottom? some investigators say they have taken samples from around such cuts and found a very strong antimicrobial substance. that's not impossible but it isn't like any other antimicrobial substance in use. quite often cattle mutilations happen near the time and place of crop circles. none of these suggest satanists, scavengers, or government experimentation. let us assume it is aliens. they wouldn't do it for food, because of the incoherent types of body parts they take. also they could grow their own food. it appears to be some sort of environmental sampling, like checking for some contaminant or tracking the spread of some chemical, germ, virus or gene. but another thing to consider is that it doesn't happen to only cattle. those are just the most noticed. animals mutilated in that manner have included deer, elk, foxes, squirrels, cats, and so on. also in rare cases, people. the russian expedition mentioned above, a guard from the air force in the northwest, and a man in Brazil. the man in Brazil was autopsied by doctors who claimed they could examine the brain for traits that indicate whether the victim suffered pain when he died. they said their results showed severe pain. he must have been alive. at one time there were so many ranchers concerned with cattle mutilation the government hired an ex-FBI investigator to investigate. he didn't think there was anything unnatural about the mutilations. but you should ask yourself how it is that there were so many ranchers, who all have seen cattle eaten by scavengers before, that wanted the government to investigate because they didn't know what it could have caused it and it was happening so often. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9380226 United States 07/31/2013 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They're using the parts and fluids to make "biobots" for lack of a better word. Physical bodies they can inhabit and sustain longer here. They are other dimensional entities and their children and followers that have been part of our world for a long time. They inhabit the skies manifesting as "aliens" and "ufos" and the Earth as creatures. They're not extraterrestrial but other dimesional and are up to all sorts of no good taking all kinds of forms. Watch out for deception some whom they've impersonated have warned! [link to www.thejinn.net] People have known for decades the type of laser knife that would be required to make the cuts and it's not even available today! |
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