Jehovah Witness's

yeah.. when they come knocking on my door.. the only reason im nice to them is because they are old.

they gotta move into the 21st century! don't knock on people's doors any more! time to start spamming web forums with wacky threads asking "Mr Darwin" wacky questions!

I have some bugging me and I am a bible believing born again son of the living God. I quote stuff to them, answer their questions before they are finished, etc.

They must want money and know I own property

ask them to explain Acts 4:10-12 to you.

I told'em I was a devil worshipper and hailed satan right in front of them, and I haven't seen'em since. Answer the door naked with a beer in your hand. That seems to work too.

They mean well but they can be annoying.

My grandmother (true story) would see them coming and take off all her clothes and answer the door. My grandmother was very thin her whole life but they stopped knocking on her door.

shit thatd be reason for me to keep coming back

yeah and a good thing they don't tag-team on threads and jerk each other off.

that would be BAD.

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Your story is bullshit. They always Travel in pairs at least

nope. an old JW lady haunts my wife's store for fucking years now. alone. (except for the walker)

Thread: Do Jehovah's Witnesses knock .....because they need something or have something to share?

JW's are the only people who can be documented to have actually been "Holocausted" by Hitler. Just sayinz'.

To get them to not come to your house, tell them that you have a close friend who was abused by the JWs and you know all about their tricks and brain washing tactics.

And find out who the newbie JW is, when they are in a pair, and encourage that one to leave the cult immemdiately.

They won't be back to your house after that.

Your "solution" to "handle" Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door is both extremely childish & would be considered by law enforcement criminal (indecent public exposure) & carrying an open alcoholic beverage.

If I were to go to someone's door and they had a beer in their hand, so? If I went to someone's door & they were a devil worshipper ( I have encountered that), so? They deserve a chance to hear what the Bible "Really Teaches" just as much as a person who attends mass every Sunday.

As for being naked, it's your right to be dressed or undressed any way you please. You coming to your door nude, isn't really earth shattering.

Honestly it would just make anyone who encountered you wonder if you're a stable member or society or not....

Do you really think that's even remotely an intelligent way of handling someone coming to your door?