No one believes that I kicked space alien ass

Way to go bro !!

Don't let them start any shit with the human race, man !!

I hope you told them if they came back there's more where that came from.

Kickin' alien A on Valentines day !! I hope you opened up a large can of human whup-ass and showed 'em what's up now mister alien man ?!?!?

Fuckin a right !!


PS - was the ship the aliens on shaped like a Cuban jon boat?

:shootboy:

How the fuck do I know? I was sleeping. They always took me when I was sleeping. I know that because sometimes I would wake up for no reason shitting a brick. It just so happened that I found out how to control dreams. Well I did and I kicked those little fuckers ass!

yeah those little gray fuckers. I think I smashed up the wrinkled up old fuck examiners pretty good too.

Fuck um all I'm NUMBER ONE!

Remember to use "yodeling cowboy" music to your unfair advantage!

Well we will start smaller

I believe you are an ass

We'll work our way up to the rest

they dint doi shit like that. More like Marlin Perkins with his tranq gun.

I'm guessing they were jerking me off to make more me's but it couldn't had been to pleasant because I wasn't real happy when I woke up.

It a little different then what happened to a guy I worked with that got oral surgery. He told me that when he woke up that his ass always hurt. I didn't tell him about my gay dentist theory. I didn't want to freak him out.

In one dream I realized the btchs were there so I used my Matrix skills to fk their ship up and sent it into freefall.

Yoko Ono works too.

Did they at least sneak you across the border?

The real alien ass kicker!!

Oh they tried, the dirty little beasts, but i crashed their shipped into the oblivion, before we reached us airspace, so they couldn't use the line "we is illegal aliens, and we can probe it, ese"

I love Phil. I had a different experience. I was caught in the abduction stuff with the grey fuckers. He was with the Draco Lizards in the DUMBs which are everywhere!

I'm guessing the earthquake in Georgia was part of the DUMBs wars and that was an Atomic that caused that earthquake.

Ok now that was bullshit. I never heard of a space alien responding when called Ese. Pendajo on the other hand...

lmfao.....I think they weren't pleased, because they thought you had a baby-sized pecker...

As a real contactee of real higher ups, you did no such thing.

If you thought you did it, it was a weird dream they gave you and some psychological testing. I think you failed the test.

They're light years over our head, we've never shot one down. Those were ET battles overhead where renegades where taken, ie the entities were taken into the crafts, for renegades are rounded up, they're criminals like pirates messing with planets. And only the technology or ai like beings were left with some of the tech donated to earth for the upgrade.

Real ET crafts are very magical. They can be 30 feet on the outside and as a big as our galaxy on the inside if they wish, they're just choosing how much of the infinite inner hardrive to format.

You simply don't get it.

And you interact with what they wish you to interact with.

Its not like what you think.

Good luck on your ideas of violence by the way. We don't get off the war planet or lower realms until we overcome that.

Along with starvation, homelessness, inequality and not creating abundance for all.

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um... dreams are not real , dumbass

Look jackwad they were fuckups. You might worship them but they are made of stuff and being so they are not Gods.

For a good year I was waking up once every few weeks freaking out in total panic. Then I stumbled across how to control your dreams and bingo there I was being lead to some kind of freaky whatever that was making me freak out.

So I kicked their fuckin asses by striking out at everything even though I could see nothing but white light. I know I threw a few of them around and fucked up there equipment and probably did a lot more damage like a wild primate on a tourister luggage set.

When I woke up after that I never felt better.

that ws their way of saying so sorry and running up the white flag.

You might say I failed the test. I say I faked them out and fucked them up.

No more dooshbags grabbing me.

So you go ahead and keep sucking their cocks. If they want me they can contact me the old fashion way with a: hello, will you hep me?

I'll say sure, what do you need.

Look Maple Syrup creature, being in a dream state does not make it a dream. Its a state of consciousness. It can be observed consciously and controlled. At least it can if you aren't a hoser, ey?

You do know that humans operate with the aliens right? It was prolly a military grade human that said it, to make me feel at home....

Stupid cannuck... Dreams are the gateway into the matrix.

So u didn't attempt to learn their knowledge and just killed them in cold blood way to go du,bass...

:olderman:

It's not over yet.

Resistance is futile.

Real cnactee of 'higher ups'? Are you basing that on what they said whilst probing you?

Also the 30feet on the outside and size if the universe on the inside is a refernce from Dr Who's Tardis space machine. Stop basing your imaginings on a tv prgram.

Seems like your head is light years from the truth, be ready with defensive strategies, when you awaken from your false memories and realize the lizard breath pointy headed rubber heads that are using you as psychic fodder, and be afraid, because in your awakening, no one can hear you scream.

I guess not gong to Dinseyworld has distorted my worldview.

Not very trusting space aliens must make me mean.

We should all be using our thoughts to thwart the gayliens and fk them up along with their dhips and underass bases.

wOW i THINK YOU'RE LIKE A WIERDO

No, the weirdos are the abducters of our minds. With the right amount of focused thought, the ufos can be brought down as they work on physical forces, and any human that understands the power of thought knows that it can be used to control the matrix.

If you think that is wierd, then you have already lost the battle of the martians hence posting a nonsense thread of not so nonsensical nonsensities.

wait = op off aliens LOL

What poasted is fact. How I post is whimsical so you boneheads will let it in your ditzy TV addled noggins.