When you are DRUNK what do you do?

Listen to brutal Metal..then blackout....then when sober look at my Youtube history and be shocked at the rap,country and Mily cyrus vids I watched during the blackout.

Last night I let some friends have some truth serum lol
They got upset then fed me some roast lamb after.

I took them from one polarity extreme to the other while gambling on horses.

You had to be there to appreciate the art of altering peoples perceptions and having them witness their own irrational behaviour lol

I'll be honest...I'm allowed two days out of the week...single dad with aging children.Usually on the weekend fire since the weather is better.....Binge alchy here

Watch Youtube music videos and pretend its 1987.

I talk about Schopenhauer.

:)

Post rant topics on GLP.

And I drunk text girls.

LOL

my best drunk stories are blurry at best, and are better painted by witnesses/friends

but like the guy above me said, posting ranting threads is up there

i like to drunk dial
drunk text
drunk fb

really stupid random shit


and then i wake up the next morning and wanna kill myself

its great-lotsa laughs

Troll/Bait on GLP on my other account.

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I decide to start house "projects"...yeah.

Im fucked as I type.

LOL.....and here I thought I was the only one that did that. Things were just so much better back then.

Voice gets even louder, start substituting italian words in, develop a thousand-yard stare, if I'm at a bar and its crazy I get wayyy too generous. I can be abrasive and irrational, violent, commit felonies, and I've even sold a live Chihuahua. One thing I've never done soberOR wasted is..... hit a woman. Some things just go TOO far.

I just checked in and did'nt even reeaaaaaaalize it

5***** thread OP. This is insightful.

don't do it.

My roommate squatted and leaned up against the wall in our dorm room and took an ice cream cone style dump in the corner of the room while I was sleeping.

I slept in till 11 am and was snarfing up the odor all morning wondering why it was so stale smelling in the room.

I never even remember it. I just wake up and have a million texts from girls that I texted while drunk, haha.

It must be pretty good as legally I shouldn't even talk about it until the statute of limitations runs out. 2 years plus a week

put mah tutu on and dance!

I clap their ass, but im stopped with that, and let em sit on my lab instead, they pity me so much

Last Edited by Used Rubber on 03/28/2014 11:41 PM

Its called really drunk alchemy. Worse than drink driving but a lot more fun if you can hold the stones and a straight face.

Get it got it good :)

It distracts a lot of people from the real problems.

I really don't know but, last Friday I was drunk taking a dump and texting a co worker about some random job we are working on.. Didn't find out until Monday afternoon what I was saying. It was something about large breasts and double digits..?? IDK

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I listen to rock music and play Backgammon online.

How come you are around so much?....I'm heading there shortly for vacation.

Im not much around, cant really afford to travel
Am tired of the drunken games also, its getting old

Last Edited by Used Rubber on 03/29/2014 12:12 AM