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So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome

 
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So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
We've been married for 10 fucking years.
I believe that is about 30 years if compared to a non-aspie relationships.
For 10 years I've had to go through lack of communication, lack of humor, and most importantly, lack of HUMANE QUALITY (I wish I can better emphasize that last part).
I always thought I married a robot and I thought I was going batshit crazy.

Is there anybody here who married an Aspie?
Now that I found out, how do I live with this creature?
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09/13/2015 04:35 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Men marry the weirdest women.
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09/13/2015 04:36 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
she good in bed?
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09/13/2015 04:36 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
She is a looker, but yeah that's about it.
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09/13/2015 04:37 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Is that the one that after 10 years their ass doubles in size or the other one?
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09/13/2015 04:40 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
She gives blank stare like no others. Like some kind of an owl.
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09/13/2015 04:42 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
She gives blank stare like no others. Like some kind of an owl.
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That's weird.
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09/13/2015 04:42 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Go fucking kill urself OP
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09/13/2015 04:45 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
She shoves burgers in her ass?

That is kind of wierd.
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09/13/2015 04:45 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
I do love her, but I need help.
I wish she can provide normal chit-chats and companionships.
But now knowing she was just not wired this way, I don't know how I can live rest of my life without it.
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09/13/2015 04:46 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
when she does talk what does she talk about?
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09/13/2015 04:46 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Living with an Aspie has gotta be one of the most difficult thing for anybody.
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09/13/2015 04:47 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
when she does talk what does she talk about?
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She only talks when we fight.
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09/13/2015 04:49 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Living with an Aspie has gotta be one of the most difficult thing for anybody.
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42 years here op life of misery.

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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
We would then talk about how she can't understand what I say that it confuses her. She wants me to make things literal for her, like trying explain to kindergarten. Even then she still doesn't quite get it. You really have to experience this to understand it.
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Do you have any pets?
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09/13/2015 04:57 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Maybe she just doesn't like what you are saying, so she pretends not to hear it.

That would be pretty manipulative, but some people operate that way without realizing it.
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09/13/2015 04:57 AM
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You knew this when you married the bitch, live with it.
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
when she does talk what does she talk about?
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She only talks when we fight.
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I don't know any female who only talks during fights.:communication:
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09/13/2015 05:19 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
You have a woman who doesn't like to talk and your complaining?
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09/13/2015 05:53 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Hey OP,

You and your wife will need to read the Aspergers handbook. Then you both will understand each other.

This is the book

The Complete Guide to Aspergers Syndrome Attwood

ISBN 978 1 84310 669 2

Its a thick book but well worth the read.
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09/13/2015 05:58 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
We've been married for 10 fucking years.
I believe that is about 30 years if compared to a non-aspie relationships.
For 10 years I've had to go through lack of communication, lack of humor, and most importantly, lack of HUMANE QUALITY (I wish I can better emphasize that last part).
I always thought I married a robot and I thought I was going batshit crazy.

Is there anybody here who married an Aspie?
Now that I found out, how do I live with this creature?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63124408


Did she somehow develop it after you married her?
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09/13/2015 06:00 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
sodomize her
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And....Finland for the win!
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09/13/2015 06:00 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
Hey OP,

You and your wife will need to read the Aspergers handbook. Then you both will understand each other.

This is the book

The Complete Guide to Aspergers Syndrome Attwood

ISBN 978 1 84310 669 2

Its a thick book but well worth the read.
 Quoting: Welcome to the Aspie Club 70316408


Our for one's with pictures for the OP there's All Cats Have Aspergers
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09/13/2015 06:01 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
I have the disorder and its made my life fucking hell , and way mor people way more people have it than you think , they just don't realize it
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09/13/2015 06:03 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
was it the food?
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09/13/2015 06:08 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
We've been married for 10 fucking years.
I believe that is about 30 years if compared to a non-aspie relationships.
For 10 years I've had to go through lack of communication, lack of humor, and most importantly, lack of HUMANE QUALITY (I wish I can better emphasize that last part).
I always thought I married a robot and I thought I was going batshit crazy.

Is there anybody here who married an Aspie?
Now that I found out, how do I live with this creature?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63124408


Did she somehow develop it after you married her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70315554


youknow
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09/13/2015 06:09 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
you're a troll OP
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09/13/2015 06:10 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
I also have it and took control of it. I started using those anal aspie gifts and turned my whole life around.

Reading that book that I mentioned earlier was the key to unlocking the aspie potential.

Cheers to you all
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09/13/2015 06:13 AM
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
She gives blank stare like no others. Like some kind of an owl.
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Does she speak English? Maybe she's retarded?

Tell you what, roll her over and fuck her in the ass- sans lube- I guarantee she'll start gibbering like a fiend. For extra animated reaction, wipe your dick on the curtains afterwards.
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I sympathize with what OP's going through but I just had to comment and say your comment has me over here rolling with laughter. Tears streaming down my face sorta shit!
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Re: So I found out my wife has Asperger's Syndrome
We've been married for 10 fucking years.
I believe that is about 30 years if compared to a non-aspie relationships.
For 10 years I've had to go through lack of communication, lack of humor, and most importantly, lack of HUMANE QUALITY (I wish I can better emphasize that last part).
I always thought I married a robot and I thought I was going batshit crazy.

Is there anybody here who married an Aspie?
Now that I found out, how do I live with this creature?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63124408


you didn't know.

I did not know either, about some important people in my life, until it was too late.

I wish you and her all the best on your path.

knowing what it is can make a difference.
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