Man forced to have sex with AGGRESSIVE alien humanoid female | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 167675 United States 02/23/2007 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back." Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker. But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal." Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said. "The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed. |
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Bubba User ID: 199840 United States 02/23/2007 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An alien female that looked a lot like Sharon Stone was fondling my genitals and kiss me on the lips, as I looked at her she started to shape shift. I woke up with red marks on my penis and testicle. And when I went to look in the mirror, my lips were severely chapped and I couldn't get aroused for a couple of weeks. True story. |
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killdamon User ID: 126286 United States 02/23/2007 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heres a little info if you are female and don't wish to be abducted : 1. Never sleep alone. Single women sleeping on their own are ten times more likely to be abducted than those who sleep with multiple partners. 2. Don't wear synthetic knickers in bed. Aliens are attracted to the electro-magnetic radiations given off by plastic panties. 3. Don't sleep in the nude. This should be obvious. Aliens are notoriously short-sighted and will ignore you if they think you don't have any sexual organs. 4. Don't wash. It has been proven that aliens are extremely fastidious lovers and will not abduct a woman who smells of fish. 5. Don't sleep with your mouth open. Aliens have been known to inseminate young women by inserting a hard, flexible probe into the throats of unsuspecting human females. Contrary to popular belief, Alien cum CAN make you pregnant. The father of the alien child will then have to abduct you in order to retrieve their offspring. 6. Wear sunglasses at all times, especially in bed. Aliens rely on bright lights to intimidate their victims and dark glasses are an effective counter measure. Anti-alien Government agents have long known this. The only drawback is that you may be mistaken for an anti-alien Government agent yourself. You may also walk into walls and fall over a lot, but that's a small price to pay for protecting yourself from abduction. 7. Eat lots of raw garlic and smoke heavily. Aliens hate bad breath and will not abduct a woman who tastes like an ashtray and smells like a french tart. 8. Get pregnant and stay pregnant. Nothing repels an alien more than a human female with a bun in her oven—except a human female with two buns in her oven. The clever ones will think you've already been inseminated by them and the dimmer ones will not want to mess with a girl with two enormous bottoms. 9. Don't wax. Most aliens are pretty dumb. If your bush is luxuriant enough they'll think you've got a dangerous animal down there and leave you alone. If you can manage to grow a moustache and beard as well your chances of being abducted will be reduced to almost zero. 10. Never use an electric vibrator. The high frequency noise will be picked up by any alien within two light years and they will suck you out of your clothes so fast your knickers will melt. 1. Never sleep alone. Single women sleeping on their own are ten times more likely to be abducted than those who sleep with multiple partners. [link to www.utterpants.co.uk] Just passing thru. OG id 126286 NasTraDooMis |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1342948 United States 09/30/2012 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back." Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker. But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal." Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said. "The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed. I couldn't help it. |
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MONSTER User ID: 2122560 United States 12/30/2012 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He didn't even get a chocolate on his pillow or a long-stemmed rose. Just wham/bam/thank-you, Sam!! Quoting: JILTED 25 did he call them the next day? KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN. I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT. HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31006720 Germany 12/30/2012 04:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | from: [link to www.agoracosmopolitan.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 167675 ... Peter Khoury's case has some similarity to that of Villas Boas, who said he "was forced to have sex with an aggressive humanoid female aboard a landed UFO." ... |
Northern-Lights User ID: 3894523 New Zealand 12/30/2012 05:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back." Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker. But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal." Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said. "The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed. I couldn't help it. 1 Scandinavian-like and 1 Asian together! Good job it was'nt me, it would have been over before i got to the bed |
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nibiflex User ID: 31135681 United Kingdom 12/30/2012 05:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | was she hot? if she was then it's not a rape it's a dream come true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 193704"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back." Her hair was especially notable to Peter Khoury. "I had never seen a hair style like that. It was curled something like Farrah Fawcett, but to an extreme... It just looked really exotic in a way," he told Mr. Chalker. But Mr. Khoury felt that "these women were not exactly human. Their faces were somewhat odd -- not unattractive, but too chiselled, with very high cheekbones and eyes that were two or three times larger than normal." Mr. Khoury took special notice of the blonde. Her face was too long, he felt. "I have never seen a human looking like that," he said. "The blonde, who was sitting in a kneeling position on the bed, seemed to be in charge", and Mr. Khoury as felt that she was communicating somehow with the dark-haired woman, telepathetically "who was sitting with her legs partly folded under her. There was something stiff, almost blank, in the expressions of the women," Mr. Khoury observed. I couldn't help it. 1 Scandinavian-like and 1 Asian together! Good job it was'nt me, it would have been over before i got to the bed Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders ...eekerstard also |
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Sherrigirl2012 User ID: 27279655 United States 12/30/2012 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "He is just covering up his affairs" LOL...funny, I was thinking the same thing. Not discrediting the guy's story, just thought it was funny that after I had that brief little thought, I read someone else who thought it too. Anyway the story sounds awful about the hairs and where he found them....my gawd that had to of hurt. Last Edited by Jewlz on 12/30/2012 05:46 AM |
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