Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago

I work as a research assistant at the European Space Agency in Subotica, Serbia. I'm breaking all the rules in warning you, but it has to be said.

People everywhere were in great danger last week. We had a sort of "Tsunami" approaching us, and the impact on the climate and infrastructure was inestimable. In other words, you can not actually estimate something that hasn't actually happened.

Please, I hope you saw to it that you made the same sort of preparations you would have in anticipation of a nuclear war. There are many kooky conspiracy websites that can advise you in this respect, for example, Godlike Productions. If you were fully prepared by the end of last week, which was the first week of March, then you most probably feel like a complete dunce.

I would have wished you all the best of luck last week right now, but John Titor denied my most urgent request.

I don't expect this thread to go on for 190+ pages, but if it does, I really wish you the best of luck. Nonetheless, it will keep some people very occupied for while.