So my front porch collapsed

Termites or just rotten wood?

I hope you're ok, but my kid just got expelled from college, so as long as no one got hurt there...

(just kidding, every thread needs one-hope it's nothing too serious)

I'm lookin' for some work,this is what I do.Get my # from Enigma!Glad the beer made it.

Good thang ya didn't spill the beer.You'd have to start alcoholic training all over..

Yeah I already fixed it the porch is framed in sawed down cedar trees. Actually it was the stairs that collapsed I rode it down like an accordion than did a summersault lol......now I'm gonna be a one handed gardener for awhile. ;>)

Next time use treated lumber.

Bweiser is made with fluoridated water. All the nutrition is gone and why it is so light. Try an import, or even better sober up.

One of the crossmembers for the stairs was rotten........janked my shoulder dammit, oh well......heh

I hear ya. ;>)

and Omega, I bet you still deny the collapse was due to planet x

Heh good thing I live by myself that woulda been embarrassing if someone saw me crash and burn like that......

And I see I missed some good doom on this board in the interim........

squirrels revenge?

Heh........haven't heard from Enigma in a while.........it's cool bro I fixed it......the hard way lol.....

Could be. ;>)

Did you feel the earth move under your feet?...Sorry to hear about that O.

I did a tuck and roll off my back stairs two months ago...really fucked up my left leg, twisted ankle and huge bruise on the thigh. It took about six weeks to get back to normal.

Glad to hear the brew survived...raise one for me too...heal fast and be healthy...

Glad to hear you are ok. Ask Chawlee about doing stuff one handed...his other hand is always...well, you know....

Thanks man.......

I've been healing up for 3 days thats why I wasn't on GLP.......laid up in bed with beers, lol.......

Last Edited by Omega on 05/30/2009 05:33 PM

LOL.

why does this thread remind me of the squidbillies cartoon ???

Be careful when YOU are the "live load"!

I just rebuilt my porch 2 mo. ago.

It was sooooo fucked up rotten and old as Methuselah to boot!I got together with a Mexican buddy named Jesus and We had it done in two afternoons.


I knew it would happen soon and finally addressed it.


Part of my structural support for the overhanging eave was compromised badly and that was the tricky part.

I'll call you if you want any input.

Did he turn the jug of water to wine for you while he was at it?

Because it is.

Cool deal, I'm cool bro fixed the stairs now I am at work hatin' life, lol... need to nurse this hangover dammit....;>)

how many dogs did you kill?

Damn bugs