Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event

thanks for the laugh and visual

Lol thx for that laugh

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BAN HIGH-CAPACITY CAT COLONS!

Hate to hear that happened to you.
Maybe the cat is not feeling well?

Thank God you are ok.

I know just how you feel though. Very frightening.
My mistep cost me a broken leg, luckily it didn't result in a broken neck.

You sure know how to tell a funny story. :)

WOW! Hope you recover. <3

Go see a chiropractor immediately and take arnica immediately, too. It's good for physical trauma and you certainly had some with your leg getting twisted like that.

Lol

I'm sorry. I really laughed.

time out

I stepped in puppy shit getting out of bed to answer the phone at 1:00 AM (in the days when the phone was attached to the wall).
Hopped to the other room with a heel full of crap and answered the phone with a very bitchy "WHA?T!!"
After a bit of hesitation a woman said "This is ___ from the Fairborn police department, there's an officer at your house with someone who ran into a car of yours parked in the road-----"
Ahhhh, the memories.

Then there's the cat who tried to get out the front door while I was reaching out to get the mail...
I put one foot up to block, but he looked like he was going to jump over so I jerked my leg higher causing some freaky back spasm, the likes of which I had never experienced before and never want to again.

I ended up lying in the driveway in excruciating pain and missed several days work recovering.

Then there was the time my mom go tripped by the cat while play/chasing the dog and broke her collar bone...

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

As a follow up I found this stuff called nature's miracle. Two applications and I'd say it's as good as it's going to get.

I'm fine, I know with that little tard groan I made going down I'm just glad no human was there to see it happen. That little bugger WAS peeking around the corner though when I pulled myself off the floor.

Pretty sure he plotted it.

Bobcat Sled Time Trials.

you wife hired him to take you out.

I'm sure she paid up your new life insurance this month

:swiftlol:

Who’s laughing meow?

Just imagine yourself in heaven telling everybody else there, "yep I got killed by cat poop!"

Sorry.

My cat likes to wait until we are walking past her and then runs right out in front of us. Bad kitty but sooo cute.

You did the cat shit boogaloo

Do you watch her shit in retaliation?

Ugh no lol. I pick her up and cuddle her. She hates that. Lol

Op it wasn't your cat, your wife put it there

payback is a bitch

Tell your mom to bring your food down next time.

I was in my friend’s wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little “ta da!” bow in my tuxedo.

Lol.

Fuck it... have a pin.