BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help | |
Corinth User ID: 970343 United States 11/08/2010 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I always present a combination resume, combining functional qualities and chronological. ~~~~~~~~~~~ O Ephraim, what shall I do unto thee? O Judah, what shall I do unto thee? for your goodness is as a morning cloud, and as the early dew it goeth away. Therefore have I hewed them by the prophets; I have slain them by the words of My mouth: and thy judgments are as the light that goeth forth. For I desired mercy, and not sacrifice; and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings. -Hosea 6.4-6 |
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BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found a job for him Quoting: Lil Miss TroubleFUCK YA! "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Broken, how do you look in a mustache? Quoting: Um, Huh?Like Magnum P.I. "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 1157206 United States 11/08/2010 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Broken, how do you look in a mustache? Quoting: BROKENLike Magnum P.I. |
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BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Broken, how do you look in a mustache? Quoting: Lil Miss TroubleLike Magnum P.I. That's a typical GLP response..Laugh @ me! "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell Broken Hymen to write his own resume. Quoting: CrazyJarheadI wouldn't mind your mama writing it for me... actually. "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be sure to put down your cock sucking skills. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085031I know, as a manager, that would get you an interview. just sayin....times r tough. noted... "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
Psych User ID: 903456 Netherlands 11/08/2010 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He needs to put the New Jerusalem University diploma on his curriculum vitae like i did. I immediately got escorted out when i showed my curriculum vitae on my job interview but i think that's because the employer failed to see how Russ is gonna change the world. Last Edited by Psych-old on 11/08/2010 05:02 PM |
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 1157206 United States 11/08/2010 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Broken, how do you look in a mustache? Quoting: BROKENLike Magnum P.I. That's a typical GLP response..Laugh @ me! awww B |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He needs to put the New Jerusalem University diploma on his curriculum vitae like i did. Quoting: PsychI immediately got escorted out when i showed my curriculum vitae on my job interview but i think that's because the employer failed to see how Russ is gonna change the world. I do have a NJR Calender....does that count? "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
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Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 1157206 United States 11/08/2010 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (74th reply) Quoting: Brad Watson, Miami, FL 2942I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in! |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/08/2010 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (74th reply) Quoting: Brad Watson, Miami, FL 2942I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in! It didn't reply.. Last Edited by BROKEN on 11/08/2010 05:13 PM "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
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Psych User ID: 903456 Netherlands 11/08/2010 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He needs to put the New Jerusalem University diploma on his curriculum vitae like i did. Quoting: BROKENI immediately got escorted out when i showed my curriculum vitae on my job interview but i think that's because the employer failed to see how Russ is gonna change the world. --- I do have a NJR Calender....does that count? Yep, seems you have put more then enough into it to earn your diploma. No exams you need to pass, just print it out [link to alphaomeganewjerusalem.com] and update your curriculum vitae. Happy job-hunting. Last Edited by Psych-old on 11/08/2010 06:33 PM |
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315.1 (OP) User ID: 1061446 United States 11/09/2010 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I always present a combination resume, combining functional qualities and chronological. Quoting: CorinthThat's great if you have real skills and experience. But for BROKEN, we must be a bit more .... innovative. Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -Voltaire |
315.1 (OP) User ID: 1061446 United States 11/09/2010 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (74th reply) Quoting: Brad Watson, Miami, FL 2942I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in! Maybe it's me. But what's funny about this post? Still, thanks for the attempt. I'm sure BROKEN appreciates your support. Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -Voltaire |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/09/2010 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | broken needs a kegerator and said keg Quoting: juniperoThat is a 24/7 job right there! "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
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