Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven

go up there and find out.
bust the door in.

Get a Fucking Tin Foil Hat ya Moran.

Have you spoken to the neighbor? First of all you should ask if he/she experienced similar things...

Everyone gets one here.

Yup this is the only way!

Or tin foil your ceiling...

lol @ schizophrenia

Oh dear...this is not a microwave oven..its the new earth energies. I have felt that way. Thought the government was singling me out. Hope you figure things out.

when i make my tinfoil hat, does it have to be pointy? or can i put a bill on it and wear it backwards ?

My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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just line your ceiling with a metal sheet, and when the waves come down it will damage the microwave oven.

You should also be able to hear a crackling sound as the microwave goes kapput!

Then monitor the comings and goings for a wee or so, and see if there is a shiny new microwave oven being delivered.

If it happens again, bring the metal sheet up.

Alternatively, put a movie on, and then when you think the microwave is on, have your microwave popcorn at the ready and hey presto! Hot buttery popcorn at the expense of your neighbour ;)

If they are in fact doing this. It will be hard to get evidence.

Even if you get evidence these kind of attacks/crimes are rarely won in courts.

Best bet is to move home. Make sure your next place of residence is NOT an apartment/flat.

every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.

Now there many occasions where a GOOD tin foil hat is your best bet, BUT if the OP is getting microwaved from the apartment above. I don't not recomend a tin foil hat, your head might pop like popcorn.

Dude, you should read some of my posts.

You can buy a special type of heavy foil that is meant to be stapled to the ceiling of your attic. We have it in our house. It reflects 90% of the heat back and keeps the house cooler in the summer. I would buy some of that and staple it to my ceiling and see if that solves the problem. Whatever is reflected toward you will be reflected back to them instead.

a shotgun would end their attack if it were real...even a punch to the face would...so either this is fake or you like getting fucked by your "neighbor"

If your neighbor owns a cat, take the animal and duct tape it to the ceiling of your apartment where you suspect the device to be located. Note the results and report back to us.

put some aluminum foil on the ceiling.

AC 685. I could give two long lines of runny catshit as your thoughts on my posts. The entire point of this whole fucking forum is to be entertained and have fun while sharing the news of whatever with like-minded (for the most part) individuals. If you've come here to incite anger or hate in any way you can take that shit and put it right next to the cobb of sweet yellow corn that is lodged in your ass. I have paid hard earned money to have a voice here. Although you have the right to a voice as well, perhaps you will want to keep your mouth shut in the future. IMO you offend others by having the audacity to stand there and belittle me for trying to have fun. If you wish to argue a point fine, but it's fucking thirty one flavors of wrong to belittle me and insinuate "gayness" because of the content of my posts. What in the holy fuck did you think the "custom smiles" were for anyway you complete intellectual vaccum, bakeing a fucking turkey? Go back to your bannana tree fuckstick.

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Last Edited by Nickadeemus on 11/06/2011 10:56 PM

How do I gather proof that the microwaves are coming indeed from the floor above my floor ?

I'd think that a CFL lightbulb would react to the microwaves. Place one up to the ceiling (not connected to a power source obviously) and see if it glows. If some form of microwave energy were penetrating the ceiling to do the damage you describe, then it should be enough to excite the gases withing the fluorescent tube and produce a glow.

mylar space blankets will deflect some of the energy so that you can sleep. Look up gangstalking.

As for proof -- not sure, though I guess you could use a camera and a type of heat thermometer or a thermal camera directed at the ceiling.

Something like a window screen but made out of copper. I researched this as soon as I seen the new microwave crowd control weapons that use microwave heating to repel people. Even mesh will completely deflect them. This is also how the gov protects it's electronics from EMP damage.
As strong as you're making this out to be, I would think reflecting it using the copper mesh would turn the heat back on him or fry his microwave.

Last Edited by GoldenRuled on 11/06/2011 11:14 PM

It is called a faraday cage: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I know this thread is some bs, but RadioShack actually used to sell a microwave leakage detector.

A spectrum analyzer/freq counter would show the presence.

100,000 watt radar unit would glow a NE-2 bulb or any florescent at about 1 foot, but the danger zone was considered 50 ft.

Perhaps OP is having hot (sex) flashes?

Last Edited by SLaPPiE on 11/06/2011 11:19 PM

Do you know who these people are? Do you ever talk to them If so, what are they like?

You should go talk to them about it,...
bring it up like you were just wondering if they were having the same problem. Or ask them if they might know what's going on.

^^^This + 1,000,000

That is a boatload of awesome.

Thank you for the kind words.
Nick®
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