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Pastor using Snakes to prove faith in God gets bitten and die

 
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Pastor using Snakes to prove faith in God gets bitten and die
So an idiot Religious nutcase using snakes to prove that God is real and all, gets bitten by the snake and dies. I guess God wanted him home in heaven.

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Veteran snake-handling pastor dies after bite

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) - A West Virginia preacher who followed his father into the rare practice of handling snakes to prove faith in God died after being bitten during an outdoor service involving the reptiles.

[link to m.apnews.mobi]
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There's a difference between getting bit by accident and getting bit on purpose. That man was putting on a show, and boasting about his faith, which is a big no-no in God's eyes.
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so does this mean there is no God...or does it just prove some people are stupid? 5a
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cruise Well I guess that proves something.....chuckle
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Stupid christian. Unbeleivable what people are ready to do for religion.
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Matthew 4:7

Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
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I wonder how that conversation will go when he gets to see God.
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I like the saying: "Trust in God, but always carry a spare tyre."

I imagine that God, if he exists, probably gets pretty pissed off when red faced retards who molest snakes, beg for divine intervention to prevent their own suicide.
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There's a difference between getting bit by accident and getting bit on purpose. That man was putting on a show, and boasting about his faith, which is a big no-no in God's eyes.
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He must have hated Jesus then. All those pesky miracles.. ltana
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It seems God does not interfere with natural selection.

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There's a difference between getting bit by accident and getting bit on purpose. That man was putting on a show, and boasting about his faith, which is a big no-no in God's eyes.
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Yup!
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so does this mean there is no God...or does it just prove some people are stupid? 5a
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It proves god does not like the arrogant.

cruise
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Stupid christian. Unbeleivable what people are ready to do for religion.
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He did us a favour though, he removed himself from the gene pool.
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So an idiot Religious nutcase using snakes to prove that God is real and all, gets bitten by the snake and dies. I guess God wanted him home in heaven.

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Veteran snake-handling pastor dies after bite

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) - A West Virginia preacher who followed his father into the rare practice of handling snakes to prove faith in God died after being bitten during an outdoor service involving the reptiles.

[link to m.apnews.mobi]
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its because snakes are not with the real Most High..

but Im sure he got that now ^^
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!​!



Fucking moron!
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Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple
"If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written: "'He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'"

Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
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SO HE'S IN HELL OR HEAVEN NOW?
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Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple
"If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written: "'He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'"

Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
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Matt.4:7 ^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^
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There's a difference between getting bit by accident and getting bit on purpose. That man was putting on a show, and boasting about his faith, which is a big no-no in God's eyes.
 Quoting: Fidokrab


He must have hated Jesus then. All those pesky miracles.. ltana
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You have the reasoning abilities of a turnip.
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SO HE'S IN HELL OR HEAVEN NOW?
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heh, depends of his actions & him as a soul ...

no way to know tho..

its possible he's a baby already : D
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <-
is the only way youths listen to
the Prophets !!!


PROOF -> CAN YOU CATCH iT???

[link to www.youtube.com]

rememba: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH

LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D

peace2daUNIVERSE
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What makes it the funniest thing there is is that HIS FATHER died the same way!!
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There's a difference between getting bit by accident and getting bit on purpose. That man was putting on a show, and boasting about his faith, which is a big no-no in God's eyes.
 Quoting: Fidokrab


and he used the devils serpent as a prop...hell_boy
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So an idiot Religious nutcase using snakes to prove that God is real and all, gets bitten by the snake and dies. I guess God wanted him home in heaven.

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Veteran snake-handling pastor dies after bite

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) - A West Virginia preacher who followed his father into the rare practice of handling snakes to prove faith in God died after being bitten during an outdoor service involving the reptiles.

[link to m.apnews.mobi]
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Thou shalt not test the Lord Thy God.

or else.
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I hope he doesn't have a son.
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Snake handling Pentecostals = classical sexualization of emotional submission to Godhead

Can't get more Freudian than that. Those people must be very sexually repressed.
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What makes it the funniest thing there is is that HIS FATHER died the same way!!
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How much you wanna bet that in 20 years we'll be reading about the dude's son doing the same thing.

These guys need to make sure they try this stuff before they've already polluted the gene pool.
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god punished him for his stupidity. lol! faith isnt just emotion.. its practical thing, it always is. its not "im lazy as fuck and i bilieve someone will save me from everything". good luck yall! you can DO it!
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So an idiot Religious nutcase using snakes to prove that God is real and all, gets bitten by the snake and dies. I guess God wanted him home in heaven.

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Veteran snake-handling pastor dies after bite

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) - A West Virginia preacher who followed his father into the rare practice of handling snakes to prove faith in God died after being bitten during an outdoor service involving the reptiles.

[link to m.apnews.mobi]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14432128


Sadly only one criminally deluded fool. It reminds mean of the christians who kill many people in history by false and evil tests.
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Isn't your "god" supposed to be a loving and understanding god? Instead he seems like a little vengeful bitch who likes to exert his power arbitrarily or whenever he feels like it. All I see going on in this world is chaos and turmoil...

Your "loving" god sure has a funny way of showing love and comprehension.
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F em, one less idiot
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