Itchy buttholes in public, is there really a discrete way to scratch it ? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13788580 United Kingdom 06/03/2012 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think i would need to ask myself why i had an itchy butthole in the first place. maybe some cleanup is in order.. Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence it's piles. i have it. no big deal. just go to the docs and get some cream off him. sorted! what's the longest hair on the human body? the eyelash. why's that? because when you scratch that brown starfish it pulls one of your eyes shut, ever notice that? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 15152757 United States 06/03/2012 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pfft, whatever, you guys act like you never got an itchy butt out of the blue in public. I didn't ask you what to do if your asshole itches all the time, that's kind of obvious. You wash it. What I'm asking is what creative maneuvers you guys have come up with. For example: What do you do if your boss wants to suddenly have a long discussion and you get it out of nowhere ? |
last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States 06/03/2012 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just stick a dried corncob between your buttcheeks before you leave home. Constantly moving around back there, full time scratching with no need to do it yourself. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
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last one I just don't give a fuck User ID: 8910120 United States 06/03/2012 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just stick a dried corncob between your buttcheeks before you leave home. Constantly moving around back there, full time scratching with no need to do it yourself. Quoting: last one That might be the most redneck idea I have ever heard. Thanks for the compliment. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 15152757 United States 06/03/2012 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just stick a dried corncob between your buttcheeks before you leave home. Constantly moving around back there, full time scratching with no need to do it yourself. Quoting: last one This has potential You could attach rubberbands to either end of the cob, wrap one around the heel of your shoe, and the other through a belt loop. All day walk-n-scratch |
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Kiljaeden the Banned User ID: 4022785 Canada 06/03/2012 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, just dig the itch away like no one is there. If people want to watch, not your problem. When problems like this arise, just think like a Wal-Mart shopper. not even hitler can top drowning an entire planet of people. atheism isn't a religion, it's a personal relationship with reality. being an atheist, a christian threatening me with hell is like a hippie threatening to punch me in my aura. ____________ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13788580 United Kingdom 06/03/2012 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, just dig the itch away like no one is there. If people want to watch, not your problem. When problems like this arise, just think like a Wal-Mart shopper. Quoting: Kiljaeden the Banned Maybe I should do the robot, that would throw 'em for a loop. could always say, in a stephen hawking voice, 'must..do..reboot!' how do they know where the reboot button is on a robot? what's the chances a robot expert will be in your vicinity? very low i'd say! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16235309 United States 06/03/2012 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pfft, whatever, you guys act like you never got an itchy butt out of the blue in public. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15152757 I didn't ask you what to do if your asshole itches all the time, that's kind of obvious. You wash it. What I'm asking is what creative maneuvers you guys have come up with. For example: What do you do if your boss wants to suddenly have a long discussion and you get it out of nowhere ? Pinworms! You have pinworms, Sir! Sir! You have Pinworms! |