Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25465176 United States 10/13/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Strawberrymittens User ID: 19937556 United States 10/13/2012 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 What the fuck - really?! The next time you see her out there, call the cops and tell them you're pretty sure someone is stealing your stereo because you can see them moving around in your car. She'll get arrested with her crack pipe and be gone for a short bit. The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such puny creatures as we are. - Carl Sagan |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
AGENT_P User ID: 6691031 United States 10/13/2012 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Whether you like the police or not, you should file a police report about her sleeping and doing drugs in your car. If you don't and you are ever pulled over and searched, you will be held liable for any drugs, pipes, or residue they may find. But, if it is on record and documented that she is doing the drugs in your car, the police will have proof that it isn't your stuff. Also, do not booby trap your car or hurt her in any other way. It sucks, but if she gets hurt in your car, she can sue you and make your life even more miserable. Hope this helps! Hopefully she will move on soon. Last Edited by AGENT_P on 10/13/2012 12:46 AM |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police lol. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. This may be hard to believe, but I just looked out at my car and this asshole is there, asking me if she can get into my car to get her crackpipe, she said she thinks she left it in there. I told her the cops were on the way... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 What the fuck - really?! The next time you see her out there, call the cops and tell them you're pretty sure someone is stealing your stereo because you can see them moving around in your car. She'll get arrested with her crack pipe and be gone for a short bit. Man , I really don't want to get tased or fucked with here. I just want a way to defend myself and my things. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Whether you like the police or not, you should file a police report about her sleeping and doing drugs in your car. If you don't and you are ever pulled over and searched, you will be held liable for any drugs, pipes, or residue they may find. But, if it is on record and documented that she is doing the drugs in your car, the police will have proof that it isn't your stuff. Quoting: AGENT_P Also, do not booby trap your car or hurt her in any other way. It sucks, but if she gets hurt in your car, she can sue you and make your life even more miserable. Hope this helps! Hopefully she will move on soon. Thanks! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14915512 United States 10/13/2012 01:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police you dont want to have blood from someone like that in your car. we had someone sleeping in our barn so i put rat traps all over and had to switch things up from time to time with the unexpected...rat traps hurt but dont leave blood and maybe you think you have rats in your car..setting out to trap or entangle a person even on private property is illegal..you may have to do something different every night so they dont learn to expect the same thing and develope a plan to get around whatever you do. fill the back seat up with ballons or plastic bottles, make it undesireable and easier for them to move on to the next and leave yours alone. |
Eye Watch User ID: 1352760 Canada 10/13/2012 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police you want a simple solution , well here you go - takes about a minute to remove the rear seat - take in the house leave it there - then after you replace the window reinstall the seat cheers |
Borian User ID: 1139038 United States 10/13/2012 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Sooo... I live in Philly, not the best area... and there is a homeless person, it could be a man or a woman, I can't tell... def a crackhead, that has been sleeping and smoking crack in my car for the past week. I've kicked her out multiple times this week, but because I am running a business right here I can't make too much of a scene or be too aggressive for fear of eternal retaliation on my business. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1565351 I am lucky to have the customers I have... I don't want to lose them because of this. This homeless person is an african american female(I think) with the "why so serious" batman knife marks on her cheeks, and is always wearing loose-fitting clothing, which makes it hard to assess whether or not she is armed. I threaten her with calling the police and she usually sulks off without saying much. I need to bring this to an end without calling the cops... I've seen too many examples of citizens resorting to the authorities only to end up being shot or tazed. Fuck that, is there anything I can do to avoid involving those assholes? Plastic explosives or peanut butter on the seat with a bunch of mouse traps. Either way, problem averted. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17544037 United States 10/13/2012 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Say you're god...or make some police chatter... ---Or just fix your window and install a car alarm. ;) |
stillhere User ID: 16315970 United States 10/13/2012 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police. 1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there. 2. find her somewhere else to sleep. There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain. Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test. If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting.... Good luck!! "You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.” Michael Levy |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police you want a simple solution , well here you go - takes about a minute to remove the rear seat - take in the house leave it there - then after you replace the window reinstall the seat cheers Quoting: Eye Watch 1352760 the seat is easy as crap to get out, but this morning she was all kicked back in my driver's seat... as customers were coming in lol. I went outside, opened the door, and as quietly as I could told her to get the fuck out and that the cops were coming... and she was just here again for her crackpipe, talking to me like we go way back |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12244003 Canada 10/13/2012 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police If she had a gun, she sold it a long time ago for crack. Don't worry about that. Crack superceeds all needs including food and protection. Have the cops come and roust her, she'll stop coming back. Retaliation is not going to be a problem. All she wants is another 8 ball. She will take the path of least resistence. If she had any initiative, and a gun, she would have already robbed you. She's not going to magicly develop any because you had the cops move her along. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police. Quoting: stillhere 1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there. 2. find her somewhere else to sleep. There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain. Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test. If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting.... Good luck!! This was a very thoughtful reply, thank you! I feel horrible about depriving someone of shelter on a cold night like tonight, and am trying to find a moral middleground for myself. |
Eye Watch User ID: 1352760 Canada 10/13/2012 01:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police you want a simple solution , well here you go - takes about a minute to remove the rear seat - take in the house leave it there - then after you replace the window reinstall the seat cheers Quoting: Eye Watch 1352760 the seat is easy as crap to get out, but this morning she was all kicked back in my driver's seat... as customers were coming in lol. I went outside, opened the door, and as quietly as I could told her to get the fuck out and that the cops were coming... and she was just here again for her crackpipe, talking to me like we go way back okay then the other solution i have is for you to put a couple romney stickers on the bumper cause we all know a gal like that wouldnt support him and would never get caught in a car with that kinda tag on it . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12244003 Canada 10/13/2012 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police. Quoting: stillhere 1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there. 2. find her somewhere else to sleep. There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain. Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test. If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting.... Good luck!! This was a very thoughtful reply, thank you! I feel horrible about depriving someone of shelter on a cold night like tonight, and am trying to find a moral middleground for myself. In that case go to Home Depot and buy one of those tin sheds and put it in the alley and let her sleep there. Put a cot in it. If you wanrted to go the extra mile wire it up with a light and a heater and panel the walls with styrofoam. |
_____tard User ID: 11605911 United States 10/13/2012 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police buy some bath salts from a head shop, leave them in your car, set up a video camera, make enough money off the hits on youtube to move the fuck out of that neighborhood. problem solved. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police All your points are valid OP. It might make matters worse to call the police. Quoting: stillhere 1. try noise--say something licked in the tunk or under the hood that makes enough icky noise that someone could not sleep in there. 2. find her somewhere else to sleep. There is nothing that will bring good Karma into your life like helping those who seem unloveable. This woman has probably been abused since she was a child, she is probably very broken and hurting--the drugs are the only way she knows of stopping the pain. Spiritually it would seem she has come into your life for a reason--this is a test. If you don't wish to help her, I understand, at least you don't want to harm her, the noise should work--some kind of repetitive alarm or beeping noise, or for halloween something scary, haunting.... Good luck!! This was a very thoughtful reply, thank you! I feel horrible about depriving someone of shelter on a cold night like tonight, and am trying to find a moral middleground for myself. In that case go to Home Depot and buy one of those tin sheds and put it in the alley and let her sleep there. Put a cot in it. If you wanrted to go the extra mile wire it up with a light and a heater and panel the walls with styrofoam. Lol. My room is cold as shit as it is, how the fuck am I going to house and shelter a homeless crackhead while being broke as hell in this shitty economy during a shitty non-profit business start up that yields zero income??? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9968554 United States 10/13/2012 01:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Call the cops when she is in the car. The file charges so she goes to jail. I know this sounds mean but if she is in jail for hopefully a year she may be able to get off the crack. Crack is evil and those addicted to it need all the help they can get, even if it is jail. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1565351 United States 10/13/2012 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police Call the cops when she is in the car. The file charges so she goes to jail. I know this sounds mean but if she is in jail for hopefully a year she may be able to get off the crack. Crack is evil and those addicted to it need all the help they can get, even if it is jail. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9968554 Considering it is getting cold out, I half-feel like she is just trying to get locked up for the winter. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14915512 United States 10/13/2012 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police she knows you dont want her in there. she comes back anyway. you are going to have to make the car so undesireable she will stay out or make her think you are crazier than she is or make getting her out your second job. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74431511 United States 03/19/2017 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Someone keeps sleeping in my car, window was broken a while ago so I can't lock it... how do I curtail without the police The real solution is to talk to her like she is a friend, listen to her problems for a few minutes, give her friendly advice, and then ask her to please stop going into your car, because your neighbors keep calling you and telling you about it, waking you up. Just bullshit with her and ask her to not do it any more. |