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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69294733 France 01/15/2016 11:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim |
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Bebe User ID: 61740167 United States 01/16/2016 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The REAL Roman Catholic Church (i.e. Her Sacraments, specifically the Eucharist and Confession) ROCK. If you want to be in Maui forever, man up and listen: accept the dweeb that you are.Accept that JESUS actually died for your ugly sins. Be sorry!! Ask Jesus to come into your life. Or: live in torture in hell. It DOES exist. Wow, you people are so incredibly IGNORANT for such a bright generation. What a waste. |
Turkey456 User ID: 70889363 United States 01/16/2016 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Don’t Read Scott Hahn…especially Rome Sweet Home Quoting: PerMariam 2. Don’t Read Church History 3. Don’t Read the Early Church Fathers 4. Don’t Meet Any Great Catholics 5. Don’t Start Living Like a Catholic 6. Don’t Give God an Inch 7. Don’t Pray 8. Don’t Let Your Faith Be Challenged [link to www.patheos.com] What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there. Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name? Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT! |
PerMariam (OP) User ID: 70175159 United States 01/16/2016 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69294733 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim Inappropriate! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70976636 United States 01/16/2016 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Don’t Read Scott Hahn…especially Rome Sweet Home Quoting: PerMariam 2. Don’t Read Church History 3. Don’t Read the Early Church Fathers 4. Don’t Meet Any Great Catholics 5. Don’t Start Living Like a Catholic 6. Don’t Give God an Inch 7. Don’t Pray 8. Don’t Let Your Faith Be Challenged [link to www.patheos.com] What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there. Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name? Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT! The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69294733 France 01/16/2016 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69294733 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim Inappropriate! i dont argue with idiot [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Turkey456 User ID: 70889363 United States 01/16/2016 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For those that do not know, the book called the Holy Bible is made up of 66 smaller books. The Old Testament is made up of 39 books and the New testament is made up of 27 books. Jesus Christ has only 4 books out of 66 that make up the modern Bible. Those 4 books only 120 pages in length are titled Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, they are also called the Gospel of Jesus Christ or the Good News. The Good News is about how mankind's disconnection from God can be reestablished thru that one man Jesus Christ. We fell through Adam and we arise through the Christ. The Good News is how to live here and how to get ready for life there. Jesus Christ's philosophy was handed to him from his Father, our Father....God. It is a philosophy of grace...it is not a performance based philosophy....you can do nothing but accept it as a gift of grace. Become FREE for FREE==> [link to www.e-sword.net] Download an additional bible called the GNB or Good News Bible (it is in everyday easy English) for easy reading.Included are commentaries on each passage to help with difficult areas. The Lord desires to develop a personal relationship as a parent to child and brother to brother with us. |
Turkey456 User ID: 70889363 United States 01/16/2016 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Don’t Read Scott Hahn…especially Rome Sweet Home Quoting: PerMariam 2. Don’t Read Church History 3. Don’t Read the Early Church Fathers 4. Don’t Meet Any Great Catholics 5. Don’t Start Living Like a Catholic 6. Don’t Give God an Inch 7. Don’t Pray 8. Don’t Let Your Faith Be Challenged [link to www.patheos.com] What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there. Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name? Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT! The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven. And? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68589355 Germany 01/16/2016 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The catholic church denies faith in jesus christ and obedience to his commands that he received from the father to give men as the only way to reconciliation with God salvation; forgiveness of sins and entry into heaven The catholic is of the dragon a d its leader the pope is the prophesied man of sin. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70976636 United States 01/16/2016 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Don’t Read Scott Hahn…especially Rome Sweet Home Quoting: PerMariam 2. Don’t Read Church History 3. Don’t Read the Early Church Fathers 4. Don’t Meet Any Great Catholics 5. Don’t Start Living Like a Catholic 6. Don’t Give God an Inch 7. Don’t Pray 8. Don’t Let Your Faith Be Challenged [link to www.patheos.com] What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there. Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name? Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT! The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven. And? What makes you so certain that your cult, whichever it may be, can provide a valid baptism? [link to www.catholic.com] "Apostolic succession is the line of bishops stretching back to the apostles. All over the world, all Catholic bishops are part of a lineage that goes back to the time of the apostles, something that is impossible in Protestant denominations (most of which do not even claim to have bishops). The role of apostolic succession in preserving true doctrine is illustrated in the Bible. To make sure that the apostles’ teachings would be passed down after the deaths of the apostles, Paul told Timothy, "[W]hat you have heard from me before many witnesses entrust to faithful men who will be able to teach others also" (2 Tim. 2:2). In this passage he refers to the first three generations of apostolic succession—his own generation, Timothy’s generation, and the generation Timothy will teach. The Church Fathers, who were links in that chain of succession, regularly appealed to apostolic succession as a test for whether Catholics or heretics had correct doctrine. This was necessary because heretics simply put their own interpretations, even bizarre ones, on Scripture. Clearly, something other than Scripture had to be used as an ultimate test of doctrine in these cases. " |
Turkey456 User ID: 70889363 United States 01/16/2016 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The catholic church denies faith in jesus christ and obedience to his commands that he received from the father to give men as the only way to reconciliation with God salvation; forgiveness of sins and entry into heaven Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68589355 The catholic is of the dragon a d its leader the pope is the prophesied man of sin. Yes! They usurped the work of the christ as their own it seems. They tell you give us the Spiritual soverignty God gave you at birth, we'll teach you about God as we like you to know it, not as God desires you to know it. God is anti idol worship......Mary statues, Mary, the Pope, the Saints...all ANTI-CHRIST! Last Edited by Turkey456 on 01/16/2016 12:12 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69294733 France 01/16/2016 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69294733 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim Inappropriate! i dont argue with idiot [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68589355 Germany 01/16/2016 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68589355 Source? Google it Put this Papacy estimates killed by A study of the historical sources of papal persecution by Professor D Plastid [link to www.cs.unc.edu] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69111407 Germany 01/16/2016 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Hatred of the World Catholic world …20"Remember the word that I said to you, 'A slave is not greater than his master.' If they persecuted Me, they will also persecute you; if they kept My word, they will keep yours also. 21"But all these things they will do to you for My name's sake, because they do not know the One who sent Me. 22"If I had not come and spoken to them, they would not have sin, but now they have no excuse for their sin.… 23Whoever hates me hates my Father as well. 23Whoever hates me hates my Father also. 23"He who hates Me hates My Father also. 23He that hateth me hateth my Father also. 23The one who hates Me also hates My Father. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70976636 United States 01/16/2016 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68589355 Source? Google it Put this Papacy estimates killed by A study of the historical sources of papal persecution by Professor D Plastid [link to www.cs.unc.edu] Fail, that actually contradicts that lie if you read carefully. |
Turkey456 User ID: 70889363 United States 01/16/2016 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Turkey456 What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there. Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name? Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT! The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven. And? What makes you so certain that your cult, whichever it may be, can provide a valid baptism? [link to www.catholic.com] "Apostolic succession is the line of bishops stretching back to the apostles. All over the world, all Catholic bishops are part of a lineage that goes back to the time of the apostles, something that is impossible in Protestant denominations (most of which do not even claim to have bishops). The role of apostolic succession in preserving true doctrine is illustrated in the Bible. To make sure that the apostles’ teachings would be passed down after the deaths of the apostles, Paul told Timothy, "[W]hat you have heard from me before many witnesses entrust to faithful men who will be able to teach others also" (2 Tim. 2:2). In this passage he refers to the first three generations of apostolic succession—his own generation, Timothy’s generation, and the generation Timothy will teach. The Church Fathers, who were links in that chain of succession, regularly appealed to apostolic succession as a test for whether Catholics or heretics had correct doctrine. This was necessary because heretics simply put their own interpretations, even bizarre ones, on Scripture. Clearly, something other than Scripture had to be used as an ultimate test of doctrine in these cases. " You can not even talk without being a salesman for the Church? How can I say that? I know who I am, you do not know who you are. You use your Catholic wisdom to judge me? My cult has not name.....I follow the Way of Jesus Christ. Have you heard of Him? Have you heard of His Way? Do you even know what His Way is? When did you invite Him into your life and ask Him to be your teacher 24/7/365? How do you know I am not baptized? You think God gave you a corner in the Market $$$, tell them you charge for Funerals, Weddings and Baptism? God charges nothing, why do you? BTW - should not the humblest man on Earth live in a Humble home as an example? How about a hut? Where does the Pope reside., how about the last Pope, has He been off the grounds lately? How come you pay the tithe? It is a lie you know, God gave us the ruling on the tithe....but you have been BAMBOOZLED. Last Edited by Turkey456 on 01/16/2016 12:26 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71126651 United Kingdom 01/16/2016 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Don’t Read Scott Hahn…especially Rome Sweet Home Remein in me jesus said not in this world ie rome 2. Don’t Read Church History 100 million saints mudered by the papacy 3. Don’t Read the Early Church Fathers All catholics living in the desert upto goodness knows what 4. Don’t Meet Any Great Catholics You mean like the world rulers and calebs? 5. Don’t Start Living Like a Catholic We are eamnt to live like jesus Not liek the roman 6. Don’t Give God an Inch Catholics dont listen to God nor obey him 7. Don’t Pray We are to pray to God in Jesus name not to other names Or relgious relics or statues which are all idoloatory 8. Don’t Let Your Faith Be Challenged Lol you mean let the antichridt popes lie to you with their extra biblical blasphemous teachings? No thank you Repent and bleeiv eon Jesus and OBEY HIM INSTEAD OF THE MAN OF SIN THE POPE! [link to www.patheos.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71126651 United Kingdom 01/16/2016 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Apostolic succession is the line of bishops stretching back to the apostles. All over the world, all Catholic bishops are part of a lineage that goes back to the time of the apostles, something that is impossible in Protestant denominations (most of which do not even claim to have bishops). Apostolic succession was only considered valid because it did NOT CONTRADICT SOUND DOCTRINE CATHOLICISM DOES contradict it It contracts the apostles !!! |
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