George Noory

Jorch just entered John Bonham.

*Correction: Jorch just entered a john’s bottom.

Jorch and Tahhmmeeee like to play a new game they call Sooty And The 'ranga.

First, the Big Dudeholster dies his hair ginger while Jorch dons blackface.

Then Jorch leads helpless Tahhmm around by the cock-ring, takes him to see a Queen, and then forces him to leave his family and settle in Canada....



:racist5:

Hahahahahahaahahah!!!

Jorch carries an epi-pen to the glory hole in case his nut allergy acts up.

Doc Wallet !

Tom Steyer’s piano key teeth.

You see him snub Klobuchar at the beginning? What a prick.

What the hell was that writing on the back of Tom Steyer’s left hand? Looked like he was playing Tic Tac Toe with himself LOL!!! WTF?!

Gosh I missed it . Just like I will tonight when Coast airs.

Jennifer Granholm has Spock ears. WTF?! These absolute freaks.

Lol Blasphemy!!

Jarch dissolved Parliament and fired Medvedev.

Remember, back when he was the "nuthawk" in St. Louis, he had a torrid affair with a male to female transexual named Ginny Lee from Kentucky.
His lover was a paralegal and when George got the part time Coast gig, he panicked.
He filed restraining orders against his lover, and dumped him out of fear of being outed as a homosexual.
You can look up the court documents in Missouri and Kentucky.
He also had several businesses that went belly up around this time.

George Ralph Noory is a closet homosexual.

It's a new year.

Time for George to:

Announce yet another new ghost written book

Hang up on a guest.

George really didn't burn his throat on a pizza roll.

Tahmee wanted to drive George's Lincoln Navigator, so a playful George let him.

As they cruised the strip, George slid down and began blowing Tahmee.

It was such a rush that Tahmee didn't pay attention and hit a pothole, poking George in the back of his throat with his pecker.

George gasped and Tahmee blew his nuts and George aspirated a hot wad of cum.

Noory blew out his voice ralphing up the jizz at a curbside hamburger stand as tr*nnies and truckers looked on.


True story.

"closet"?

say wuh?

Jorch is so flaming he sets off the GAYDAR in San Fran's Castro district even when he's 350 miles away in L.A.

^ Testify, brother! ^

To this day, privately Jorch refers to the incident as his Saturday Night Sound Check....

Hahahahahahahahaha

Confucius say... If you drop wallet in Castro District, kick it to Pier 39 before you pick up.

Hmmmm

JORCH: Sorry I’m late. On the way to work I blew a tranni.

TAHMM: AAA took a long time to arrive, eh?

JORCH: No, the tranni took a long time to c u m.

One hour into a 12 hour flight to Manila Art walks out of the Lav and proclaims " shitters full"

hahahahahahahahahahahaah