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Butthurt Jeb Bush responds to Trump's election -- You shouldn't have made fun of my "!" | |
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| \\'hyte \\'olf User ID: 26782535 United States11/10/2016 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you. Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace ========== Well, here we are, gang. This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point. Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb. [link to www.clickhole.com] Give him his teddy bear and a binky and he'll be OK. "I Will Limit Your Access To My Reality..." :WhyteWolf: |
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| BoatyMcBoatFace (OP) User ID: 73238752 United States11/10/2016 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Turns out I might as well have slapped my thick, pink matte dick into my hand and waggled it all over Facebook Live like a dang date palm frond, for all the love you gave me.   Last Edited by BoatyMcBoatface on 11/10/2016 01:22 PM ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5802905  Denmark11/10/2016 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you. Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace ========== Well, here we are, gang. This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point. Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb. [link to www.clickhole.com] Did he really write that..? "I could have been delightful"..?? Seriously? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 5802905 Denmark11/10/2016 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry Jeb!, it wasn't your logo. It was you. Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace ========== Well, here we are, gang. This morning America woke up and found we’d elected as president an overgrown bully, a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizza-dough body. “How the heck did we get here?” I’ll bet you wondered. “What the heck happened?” Well, there’s a lot we don’t know yet about this election, but I’ll tell you this: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of my exclamation point. Yeah, remember the exclamation point? The big ’n’ red mark plopped next to my serifed-up name like a trout on the counter? We put that logo out, and you people laughed. Oh, how you laughed. “Hey, looks like ol’ Wonder Bread Jeb’s trying to squeeze some enthusiasm out of his limp little campaign!” You think I didn’t hear you? You think I didn’t see what you wrote? Of course I did. The taunts, the memes, the novelty Twitter handles, typed with a sneer. I saw all of it, and it hurt me. It hurt Jeb. [link to www.clickhole.com] Apparently, he "saw the memes". |
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| Kingman-Art User ID: 73022437 United States11/10/2016 02:02 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.clickhole.com] "I was up all night coming up with it, you know. That “!” was a John Ellis Bush original. I’d already tried out a question mark (too uncertain), an ellipsis (too ambiguous), even two exclamation points (too forceful), so when I hit on the idea of an exclamation point I really thought I had something special." What's is wrong with this picture? First, Al Gore tells everybody that he invented the Internet. That didn't seem to work too well. And now ... taking all night to do so, JEB claims he invented the exclamation point. This is just too much for Commander Data, as I sense my positronic brain overheating. |
