Previous Page |
|
TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! |
TheOracle'sCookie Offer Upgrade
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! WINNERS HAVE BEEN SELECTED. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED!:happysanta::happysanta::happysanta: WINNER #1:
PAGE 1 "Pinkorchid- of the Begind"" Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again" " Honey, are you sure" WINNER #2:
PAGE 3 CATNIP"He ain't heavy...He's my brother."
VERY SPECIAL CATEGORY FOR ARTISTIC TOUCH! "LOUVE" Overlay treatment of the caption image using a pic of President Trump and the U.S. FLAG! wow! Great job! A.C.'s HONORABLE MENTION: PG.1 "gawd" Home, Home On The Range, Where The Deer and Santas Deranged...Oh Bring Me A Home Where The Aliens Roam And We Can Get Real Smashed All Day Page 2: A.C.3462 They just disappeard, like a rapture.GREEN KARMA POINTS--CURRENT PAID MEMBERS EXCELLENT OVERLAY TREATMENT by "Louve" It feels good to be great again... Very imaginative! Green Karma for you, kiddo! Page 1 member "DACE" Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty. AND...PAGE 2 (PG13-RATED) :KukooSelfies: See there, Fred..I told ya... ...EVERY damn year Aunt Betty has too much eggnog and starts showing off her beaver. PAGE 1 MEMBER "A Friend"I'm telling you Marge, there's a whole world out there. PAGE 1 "Chugiakian"I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built.... NEVER say NEVER! Chugiakian AND... [ link to youtu.be (secure)] GREAT JOB EVERYONE! CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. MERRY CHRISTMAS! TheOracle'sCookie 12-25-2017 10:00 PM EST EDITED: 12-25-2017 7:00 PM
CONTEST WILL REMAIN OPEN CHRISTMAS EVENING THRU 10:0O pm EST Really Great turn out! Thanks everyone! TheOracle'sCookie
ONE FREE FULL MONTH UPGRADE...AND ONE "TRIAL" UPGRADE FOR THE "BEST TWO CAPTIONS"STARTS NOW...THRU 7:00 EST ON CHRISTMAS DAY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!:happysanta::happysanta::happysanta: NOTE: If you don't wish to enter the contest...you can take the "poll" instead! (Great to have "options!" Merry Christmas.) WHO CAN ENTER: A.C.s who have a FREE REGISTRATION (gives you a "blue name") and current paid members who have accounts that have just expired (or will expire in the next few days--let me know that)--sorry, I can not upgrade an A.C. that hasn't registered for a free account with GLP.ALSO...SPECIAL CATEGORIES FOR CURRENT MEMBERS WHO ENTER --I WILL AWARD GREEN KARMA FOR REALLY GREAT CAPTIONS! Everyone can enter. A.C.s WHO ENTER WILL BE GIVEN "HONORABLE MENTION" AT THE END OF THE CONTEST. THIS WAS OUR LAST "CAPTION UPGRADE CONTEST" to give you some examples of the kinds of "winning captions" that some of our BLUE-NAMED A.C.s and (expired) GLP members suggested: Thread: EARLY Christmas UPGRADE CAPTION CONTEST! Caption this PIC for a full-one month GLP Upgrade! This was the winning caption for the last CONTEST: END EDITS
Hey! Did you guys feel that? Was that a QUAKE? ...Was it another alien sighting?ANSWER: Oh THAT? That was the family racing for the PUMPKIN PIE! Merry Christmas GLP from TheOracle'sCookie!
CHRISTMAS CAPTION UPGRADE CONTEST! I will award 1 FULL UPGRADE (1 Month) to a lucky winner with a great imagination...AND 1 TRIAL UPGRADE to a 2nd winner! My way of saying "Thank you and Merry Christmas to my GLP family! CONTEST WILL RUN THROUGH NOON CHRISTMAS DAY 12-25-2017 7:00 PM EST...Let's go!CONTEST TIME EXTENDED TO 10:00 PM EST CHRISTMAS NIGHT! COMMON IN AND MAKE YOUR CAPTION!@ TWO WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED CHRISTMAS NIGHT AT 7:00 PM EST SORRY...But you must be a "registered member" (blue name with "free registration" or a currently "expired paid account/member) for me to UPGRADE YOU. A.C.s cannot receive the upgrade. Let's CAPTION THIS PICTURE!
CAPTION FOR THE HOLIDAYS...but the caption does NOT need to be about the Holiday--you can have them commenting on any current event or theme (as long as it is PG13 rated!)
GOOD LUCK! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!THIS THREAD WILL BE MONITORED, SO PLEASE KEEP REPLIES NICE. TheOracle'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/26/2017 10:02 AM |
|
Dace
User ID: 76026273 United States 12/24/2017 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty. |
docsquat
User ID: 49706247 United States 12/24/2017 01:09 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Sooo, What are you willing to do for a part in this documentary? Last Edited by docsquat on 12/24/2017 03:19 PMPurity of Essence |
Dace
User ID: 76026273 United States 12/24/2017 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Welcome to the Meerkat Presidential Field, little Meergirl. ....Let Uncle MeerBiden show you around. |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty.
Quoting: Dace :Jimbarfng: Merry Christmas DACE! |
A Friend
User ID: 75693845 United States 12/24/2017 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! I'm telling you Marge, there's a whole world out there. But Lord, he stinketh!
:fnecsm:
"When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
|
GAWD User ID: 75925692 New Zealand 12/24/2017 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Home, Home On The Range, Where The Deer and Santas Deranged...Oh Bring Me A Home Where The Aliens Roam And We Can Get Real Smashed All Day. |
Dace
User ID: 76026273 United States 12/24/2017 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty.
Quoting: Dace :Jimbarfng: Merry Christmas DACE! Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie Back atcha, Cookie! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76028820 Ecuador 12/24/2017 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! "That's the 15th deep state operative perp walk we've seen today!" |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! I'm telling you Marge, there's a whole world out there.
Quoting: A Friend |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today!
Home, Home On The Range, Where The Deer and Santas Deranged...Oh Bring Me A Home Where The Aliens Roam And We Can Get Real Smashed All Day. Quoting: GAWD 75925692 O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 05/17/2018 04:19 PM |
Pinkorchid- Of the Begined
User ID: 76011065 Australia 12/24/2017 03:37 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! " Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again" " Honey, are you sure" Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! " Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again"
" Honey, are you sure"
Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined Oh...THAT is the kind of Christmas that is so sad sometimes. I had one of these Christmases back in 1983 ...man it just about killed me. Funny...I never thought of this caption for the image, but maybe that's why I actually decided on it...A Freudian slip maybe? [ link to youtu.be (secure)] Hope you have someone to hug for Christmas. Merry Christmas, Pinkorchid! O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/24/2017 04:55 PM |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! On the theme that Pinkorchid suggested (above)... loss of a love at Christmas...Here is a beautiful folk song that was precious to some couples. Dedicated to Dan and his lovely "best gal." "Look...He's singing Parsley Sage Rosemary to HER." "Yeah...He's got a great voice. Wasn't that your song when you were...um...together?" [ link to youtu.be (secure)] O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/24/2017 05:13 PM |
Pinkorchid- Of the Begined
User ID: 76011065 Australia 12/24/2017 05:36 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! " Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again"
" Honey, are you sure"
Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined Oh...THAT is the kind of Christmas that is so sad sometimes. I had one of these Christmases back in 1983 ...man it just about killed me. Funny...I never thought of this caption for the image, but maybe that's why I actually decided on it...A Freudian slip maybe? [ link to youtu.be (secure)] Hope you have someone to hug for Christmas. Merry Christmas, Pinkorchid! O'sCookie Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie Well it has a lot of dimensions that one , like a single parent consoling a child or the one I was thinking of and that was "Bye Hillary " Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today!
Could even be consoling someone about their pet. I think losing one's long-time pet companion would be a really tough Christmas...unless you received a puppy or kitten for a gift. That happened for us one Christmas. We were all sitting around talking about old "Tuffy" and then my sister comes in with a new puppy...man THAT was a great Christmas gift. Grandpa cried. :KukooSelfies: "We couldn't find any cocker spaniels, Dad... but will this Wood chuck be o.k.? He's potty trained!""Yeah...He WANTED a cocker spaniel, but they got him a wood chuck...Can you believe that?"
"Man...some people's kids."
O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/24/2017 06:53 PM |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Sooo, What are you willing to do for a part in this documentary?
Quoting: docsquat Ah...administrative Meere Cat! lol! |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! |
swamprat
User ID: 76019507 United States 12/24/2017 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! These Dr. Dre headphones are the best! Thanks, son.We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
swamprat
User ID: 76019507 United States 12/24/2017 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! :KukooSelfies: Honey Badger... is a wee bit drunk. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/24/2017 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! :KukooSelfies:
Honey Badger...
lol! Love it!
:Beer3deadbr:
is a wee bit drunk.
Quoting: swamprat |
|
Chugiakian
User ID: 76021340 United States 12/25/2017 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built.... NEVER say NEVER!Chugiakian |
Theobromine The Deplorable
User ID: 19876247 United States 12/25/2017 10:39 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Don't worry they're gone...and they never suspected we were in that UFO and WE ARE THE ALIENS!!! "What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/25/2017 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built.... NEVER say NEVER! Quoting: Chugiakian Are there Mexican Meere Cats? lol! O'sCookie |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/25/2017 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! Don't worry they're gone...and they never suspected we were in that UFO and WE ARE THE ALIENS!!!
Quoting: Theobromine The Deplorable Cute! |
Terp
User ID: 30016550 United States 12/25/2017 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! "What are they building over there?" "It's just a meer wall." |
|
Chugiakian
User ID: 76021340 United States 12/25/2017 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built.... NEVER say NEVER! Quoting: Chugiakian Are there Mexican Meere Cats? lol! O'sCookie Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie They remind me of "Liberals" facts.... according to [ link to www.livescience.com (secure)] [snip(s)] less than 50% ... part of the civets and mongoose family. They are identified by their long bodies; short, flat ears; and their ability to stand on their back feet. These animals are found in the deserts... Meerkats live together in big groups, families .... form a community called a mob, gang or clan. the mob's dominant female leads the group.(voted for Hillary, no doubt) Every morning, meerkats start their day with grooming or lying in the sun. Females give birth to one to eight babies at a time (Welfare recipients), Meerkats are listed as "least concern", - Need I say more? We NEED a WALL to keep them from coming in! Chugiakian |
Chugiakian
User ID: 76021340 United States 12/25/2017 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! "What are they building over there?" "It's just a meer wall."
Quoting: Terp Chugiakian |
Incursion
User ID: 75211049 Canada 12/25/2017 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! We did it son. All the libtards are gone. |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP)
User ID: 75477895 United States 12/25/2017 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built.... NEVER say NEVER! Quoting: Chugiakian Are there Mexican Meere Cats? lol! O'sCookie Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie They remind me of "Liberals" facts.... according to [ link to www.livescience.com (secure)] [snip(s)] less than 50% ... part of the civets and mongoose family. They are identified by their long bodies; short, flat ears; and their ability to stand on their back feet. These animals are found in the deserts... Meerkats live together in big groups, families .... form a community called a mob, gang or clan. the mob's dominant female leads the group.(voted for Hillary, no doubt) Every morning, meerkats start their day with grooming or lying in the sun. Females give birth to one to eight babies at a time (Welfare recipients), Meerkats are listed as "least concern", - Need I say more? We NEED a WALL to keep them from coming in! Quoting: Chugiakian ANTIFA-MEERE-KATS... :Woahhhhsee: That is TOO FUNNY. (This is why I love these contests --I always learn something NEW...and I always laugh out loud! What a great Gift!) O'sCookie |
Terp
User ID: 30016550 United States 12/25/2017 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today! "What are they building over there?" "It's just a meer wall."
Quoting: Terp Quoting: Chugiakian LOL - nice =) I posted then went back to read the rest and saw yours. Great minds, eh Chug? Merry Christmas! . |
Previous Page |